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| thaag | Posted
on 29-May-03 08:35 AM
Several people were asked : 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraq's former Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. BIN LADEN All chickens should be slaughtered and die; they are eaten by Americans. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. TRISHA Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. ROBERT BYRD When I was a child, I ate pigeon. In West Virginia, we couldn't afford chickens OR roads. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebooks - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? SAJHA.COM Chicken was showing its leg and butt, we thought it was sexy So we take'm out and didn't let it cross the road. HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n |
| Kale_Ko_Chartikala | Posted
on 29-May-03 08:57 AM
Ho ho ho ho ......! Great job thaag !! These are my favorites: Ernest Hemingway's Answer: To die. In the rain. Alone. Bill Clinton's Answer: [the one in above is incomplete] I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? Buddha's Answer: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature. Joseph Stalin's Answer: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette. And probably the best The Pope's Answer: That is only for God to know. (Find more at http://www.chickenjoke.com/) |
| SITARA | Posted
on 29-May-03 09:26 AM
Why did the Sock cross the road? The chicken was wearing it!!! |
| paramendra | Posted
on 29-May-03 09:34 AM
So, Sitara, we are to assume the chicken DID, after all, cross the road. |
| SITARA | Posted
on 29-May-03 09:43 AM
The rest of the chicken's clothes were found on this side of the road! Only the one sock made it! :P Clinton swears it was a sock and NOT a Blue Dress! |
| Avi | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:10 AM
Paramendra: To stop my 18 wheeler. HahooGuru: To join the league of my fans(or more appropriately, avataars). Biswo: It's all King Gyanendra's conspiracy. Sitara: Ask my mom, she loves 'em. Deep/Jira: Ma*** malai ke tha. DWI: It was drunk. Isolated: (presents the exerpts from Kantipur, Global Times, Mahanagar, US News etc). Ashu: I've known the chicken for last 9 years. It crossed the road to meet me. PremCharo: Ask my deuta, Hahooguru. Oys Chill: Road? or memory lane mora!! Khimu: I know why chicken crosseds the road. (always meaningless) Rusty: Chicken wants to play basketball with me. NK: To better understand the Aztec civilization. Poonte: To pick up it's kattu. Najar: Hajur, chicken le kina bato katibaksyos? (khali hajur hajur). Miss Grg: Crossing road is good for health. Montou: It got a big summon from the lord almighty. Trikal: 14 nachhatra 44 degree ma dhalkeko bela chicken le bato katchha. Logical: The banking on the road challenged the chicken. Shady: That motha*** chicken crossed the road to goto its hood. Avi, Editor (Sajhapur Fortnightly). |
| SITARA | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:16 AM
AVI: He was delivering Sajhapur Fortnightly. AVI: To collect my chicken feed (paycheck). |
| SITARA | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:18 AM
Bhedo: To change my sex and lure Poonte with my thongs! In jest! ;) |
| Kale_Ko_Chartikala | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:29 AM
To Avi "the Editor" How about adding these in your next version: M.P: To live ... to suck the juice of life ... 'cause it saw the hen on other side. San: Why? Let's discuss it openly, right here. Logical [Revisited]: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chicken in motion tend to cross the road. |
| paramendra | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:37 AM
Avi. Funny. Original. |
| Kale_Ko_Chartikala | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:38 AM
To our own Sitara and HahooGuru: [sorry, had to do this] ;) HahooGuru: When I look at any chick(en), it crosses the road! Sitara: What? Me ?? I am INDIFFERENT to any chicken crossing MY road. |
| Kale_Ko_Chartikala | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:40 AM
Read Sitara: What? Me ?? I am INDIFFERENT to any chicken crossing MY road. As Sitara: What? Me ?? I am INDIFFERENT to any chicken crossing MY (or ANY) road. |
| Yadav | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:43 AM
Khimu: You know all chickens peace of mind ko lagi road cross garcha khimu |
| Yadav | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:47 AM
>>So, Sitara, we are to assume the chicken DID, after all, cross the road. Arey, barah saal murgible padhaya..aur ye kya..aap ab bhi wo bechari murgi pe shak karte ho? |
| pokche_prasad | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:52 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road? ....only one reason - because it saw a huge cock(rooster for the timid) on the other side! |
| oys_chill | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:55 AM
Avi, wildly original! PremPujari: ehh..chicken crossed the roadd............dayumm..how come i didn't know! hallayo hallayo, chicken le road bessari hallayo! |
| thaag | Posted
on 29-May-03 10:58 AM
AVI!! Very funny...Ha Ha Ha |
| Avi | Posted
on 29-May-03 12:56 PM
Thaag, Pokche, Yadav ra Kale ko pani kattu tannu paryo. Help wanted!!! Anybody. Sitara lai arko taal ta ruwai kana chhadchhu. lol. |
| sks | Posted
on 29-May-03 01:26 PM
Jules: Was the chicken wearing a blue shirt? Anyone get his number? |
| sks | Posted
on 29-May-03 01:28 PM
Bhedo: The chicken was a juvie ho and her pimp was waiting on the other side. |
| Yadav | Posted
on 29-May-03 05:02 PM
Shefali : As always, the chicken had to make mah day sweety...muwazzzzzz... |
| bhedo | Posted
on 29-May-03 05:18 PM
Close, sks! I woulda said, the chicken saw a d*ck on the other side of the road. |
| Biswo | Posted
on 29-May-03 05:20 PM
May be the chicken was trying to be the first one chicken to cross the interstate: to elevate collective spirit of chicken-kind! [Celebrating 50th anniversary of first human step(s) on the peak of Mt Sagarmatha] |
| Nepe | Posted
on 29-May-03 07:20 PM
Biswo: I supported the chicken institution because it was a lesser evil than the bigger one there was. Now that it has crossed the line, I have second thoughts about it. Ashu: Come on ! You aren't saying the chicken were too khattam and jhhor to cross the road, are you ? Isolated Freak: People will laugh if I say the chicken have abandoned their demand of crossing the road a long time ago. Tick: I was myself involved in the road crossing movement in 2046. I know there was foreigner's hand in it. Sitara: (sarcastic) But, here is the irony: How the hell did someone manage to plant an alien seed (...to Nepalese religion, culture, traditions) of the most "alien" concept of crossing the road....????????? Paschim: First time in itheir history, the chicken could see it ( the road) wasn't a holy cow. |
| PREMPUJARI | Posted
on 29-May-03 07:24 PM
Why the chicken cross the road? What do you think Road would cross the chicken? Khaate samjhyaa chaa ki ke ho, grrrrr.. ;) |
| samana1 | Posted
on 29-May-03 08:30 PM
Thag ji great job! you've got creativity. Lets applaud thag ji we want to hear more thanks samana |
| SITARA | Posted
on 30-May-03 04:54 AM
Isolated Freak: It was summoned from the Palace! Nepe: No! No! The chicken was running from the Royal Guillotine! Biswo: It was certainly the chicken revolution inspired by Mao! Paschim: The chicken was simply lonely! Ashu: Professor X from Harvard states that the chicken was returning from the " The Chicken Or The Egg First" Discussion at Martin Chautari! Prem Pujari: AAAAAAAAAnnnnch!!!!!!!!! What body.... what thighs and breasts! Holy cow: Eat More Chicken before they cross the road! THE America-returned CHICKEN: Top get OFF the Wrong side of the road...silly! |
| thaag | Posted
on 30-May-03 07:21 AM
Thanks Samana ji, But I didn't create any of those. The award of creativity should go to AVI and others. I just did Cut and Paste...., but that's exactly how I graduated...doing cut and paste :) |
| Poonte | Posted
on 30-May-03 07:47 AM
Chicken le kina baato cross garyo re? Jina sukai hos na...ke matlab? khurukka teslai chyappai samatera yeta lyau ta...jhattai bhutlayera, tukra tukra paarera... peero peero, meeeeetho aduwa ko ras le swarrrrrrrrrrra pareko...jwano le jhaaneko...kukhura ko ras banayera khuwaunchhu timiharu lai! |
| najar | Posted
on 30-May-03 07:57 AM
Poonte dai,ram ram ram--testo kura pani garne ho, let them live and cross the road or vv (cross the road and live their lives).After all, they only crossed the road, crime ta commit garya chhainan--katro halla khalla, yeta tira!! |
| Poonte | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:10 AM
Thikai chha...haamri baini najar ko bihe-sihe bhayera sutkeri bhayesi matra bhutlyaamla tyo chicken lai...tyo chinese falaas ma sutkeri ko jhol bokera aaunchu Prashuti Griha ko kotha number 8 ma...eheheh...tauko chai kollai dim? |
| Yadav | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:12 AM
hasayo yaar..poonte le! hehehe...how do u know it will be kotha number 8? |
| samana1 | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:16 AM
poonte ji Tyo chicken lai kima banayera momo khana bolounu hai. Chicken crossed the road .......becoz' poonte ji was chasing it ehehehehe samana |
| Poonte | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:20 AM
Kotha number 1...always reserves for Shree paanch badamaharani Kotha # 2...reserved for shree paanch adhirajkumari Kotha #3...arki shree panch adhirajkumari Kotha #4,5...annya raaj pariwar ka sadasya haru Kotha # 6...Prashuti Griha ko director ki shreemati Kotha #7...Prashuti griha ko staff ko canteen ma parinat bho re... aba, jen ten le mero sorce-force laayera baanki kotha haruko pahilo # (8) chai merai baini najar lai reserve gardinchhu ni! |
| samana1 | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:21 AM
thag ji ohh! so u did copy and paste ..but atleast we enjoyed it ni ta |
| najar | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:30 AM
lol............hawas poonte dai! Mero nautanki bhratashree le kasto maya garya malai--maun nai pugliyo! Dai ra bhauju lai Caribbean tira baata kehi upahaar lyaideem? (uutai detain bhayina bhane!) Bhauju lai lipstick, dai lai topi, hunchha? :)) |
| SITARA | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:52 AM
Why did the chicken cross the room? Najar: Whose Business it is anyways! Czar: To make way for the ladies! Soliel: Did the chicken really cross the road? I mean, Neil Armstrong never made it to the moon! Dangg: To chat up the gals! Oys: To attend the Jatra! Deep: It actually SlIPPED to the other side....eh eh eh bhanda bhandai! Paramendra: It was definitely gender discriminated. Logical Sense: To earn more money so it can retire above poverty level! Sitara: WHY NOT??? Avi, Editor: To put out a CONTRACT on Sitara! :P Kale ko chartikala: Maybe the chicken cannot read HG font! Prem charo: In search of HG |
| ou812 | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:58 AM
Where is Soliel? |
| oys_chill | Posted
on 30-May-03 09:03 AM
Must be strumming "lunatic is on the grass" :) ....... |
| ou812 | Posted
on 30-May-03 09:05 AM
Capital My Boy Capital!! Could be Four Strong winds ... |
| SITARA | Posted
on 30-May-03 09:30 AM
Soliel is Singing the blues, stringing the gals, dancing a jig, flashing his brilliant smile and radiating his fatal charms! Also, getting drunk on H20 (straight)! Ke kya ho Oys? ;) |
| nuts | Posted
on 30-May-03 09:31 AM
I love Frued's answer! "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity" |
| najar | Posted
on 30-May-03 09:48 AM
Sitara, lol :) Soleil aaja Kevin (from his popular Days of my life) lai bhetna gaa chha rey to further his remaining part of the story :p a few others to add on chicken Suna--if poonte happens to slaughter the chicken we'll have to make momo out. This weekend at my place, guests on invitation only. Please RSVP soonest! (btw suna, where were thou?, missed you on sat :( Simplegal--Do you know if the chicken crossed the road? let me offer an analysis on a pyschological perspective. Arnico--Well, chickens should be allowed to exercise democracy just as much we do. NK--Use common sense my dear, common sense! :)) saajan123--I thank all the fellow sajha posters for contributing on this topic. Appreciate your comments. Thank you very much! Chipledhunga--Chickens wanted to trek up the hill across the road. Rusty--i know why chicken crossed the road, but won't tell. Dhumbasse--deep dai, jiradai--kina cross garya hola tesle sifal ko baato? San--This road is for all including the chickens, so they are welcome to cross it as long as they don't offend other sajaites oohi too much work, yet happily spending time on sajha :(( najar |
| oys_chill | Posted
on 30-May-03 09:53 AM
harey najar dizzu :) sajan 123 hoina..sajan555 po :( where is he hola these days? ok one more: Najar: OYsssssssssu! chicken le kina bato katecha, euta memory lane lekha na....yo weekend bhanda paila........natra ta padna paindaina :P |
| deep | Posted
on 30-May-03 09:55 AM
Tyo Chiken lai maile eh eh bhanda bhandai chiplera uta pati pugyo bhanya---daiba ko lila. Aba yaha aayera tyasaima yatro hangama bhaisake chha--- tyo Poonte ko niyat bujhera bhageko huna sakchha padma ratna lai bhadina. |
| najar | Posted
on 30-May-03 10:04 AM
hehhe oys, 123 555 all the same ni--hatti ra hatti chhap chappal jastai. I too, wonder kataa disappeared our Mr. courtesy king saajan! here's yet another-- OYs--mero pbp najar dijju, tyo chicken le baato kaate chha--memory lane lekham bhanya mood nai chhaina. Aajkal sajha chat jaana napaaera kasto bore hersyos na, completely deprived ma! Aba kehi na kehi upaaya garera chhirna parlaa. |
| nhuchche | Posted
on 30-May-03 10:04 AM
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side. That's what 'they' call it - the 'other side'. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side'. That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that." DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSAIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by 'chicken'? Could you define 'chicken' please? GEORGE W. BUSH: I don't think I should have to answer that question. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the 'black man' in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? Marcus Antonius: The evil that chickens do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones. Any Philosophy 101 Professor: Why not? Any Calculus Professor: The road, if expressed in the form (y2-y1)/(x2-x1) is approximate for cases where lim(y2-y1)/(x2-x1) as (x2-x1) -> 0, is represented by the derivative, or rate of change, of the road with respect to the chicken, such that the value of the chicken may be assumed equal to the value of (y2-y1)/(x2-x1), for small values of roads. Jane Austen: Because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single chicken, being posessed of a good fortune and presented with a good road, must be desirous of crossing. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. Neil Armstrong: One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry. Arthur, King of the Britons: What do you mean? African or European chickens? Paul Atreidies: What name have you for the chicken shaped stain upon your road? That shall be the name that you shall call me! Lord Baden-Powell: Because as a Chicken Scout, it needed the Road-Crossing Merit Badge. Bilbo Baggins: Oh what I wouldn't give to back in my nice, warm Hobbit-hole! I hope I never have to lay eyes on such a thing as that chicken again! Baldrick: It had a cunning plan. The Band: To take a load off.... The Bandit, in The Treasure of The Sierra Madre: "Chickens? Chickens? We don't need no stinkin' chickens!" Clive Barker: He was drawn to the road, and he didn't so much cross the road as the road crossed him. And once across, the chicken entered into a frightening void, filled only with the screams of a thousand agonized souls. The hands of doom reached out of the blackness, strangling the chicken, smothering him, suffocating him. He could not escape, as no one who crosses the road can escape. He was now a prisoner of the Cenobytes, doomed to an eternity of pain. Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? The Beatles: To be free as a bird! Lavrenti Beria (ex-head of the KGB): This is a State Secret -- we have informants everywhere. Bill The Cat Ack. Thpppbt Blackadder: Queenie: Because I told it to. Percy: To acquire a hunk of purest green. Lord Flasheart: To DOOOOOOOOO IT! Lucien Bouchard: So that it could be SEPARATE! Ben Bova: To be reunited with beautiful grey-eyed Athena, the woman he has loved for all of time Brisco (Law and Order): For A Bagel Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce: To grab a Fosters and get away from the poofters! Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. Archie Bunker: I don't care what them there chickens do, as long as they stay on THEIR side of the street! Bugs Bunny: What's up, cluck? Robert Burns: Fair Fa Your Honest Sonsie Face Great Chieftain O' The Chicken Race The blackened road 'ahind ye said Ye best run quick ere ye be deid! George Bush: If it did it was out of the loop George Bush: (again) It could see the thousand points of headlights.... Rhett Butler: Frankly my dear, it didn't give a damn! C3PO (1): Sir, may I remind you that I am fluent in 6,000,000 forms of communication and this chicken has not... shutting up, sir. C3PO (2): Sir, according to my calculations, the odds of a chicken successfully navigating a road are 3,750 to 1 against. Caesar: It came, it saw, it crossed. Joseph Campbell: In primitive cultures, we can find many such examples of the chicken motif that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence. For instance, I am reminded of an old Navajo legend in which a buffalo crosses a stream to "come" to the other side -- an obvious negative language devised to prepare tribesmen for a transcendental experience. Similarly, the Hindus believe in savanaya, or a sacred cow that leaps over a chasm on Thursdays. Through metaphorical interpretation, we are led to realize that all examples suggest an attainable higher state of consciousness like that of Nietzsche's ubermench, or superman, as outlined in his novel "Thus Spoke Zarathustra." Albert Camus: Seeing that an indifferent world lied on all sides of the road, the chicken knew it would be absurd not too cross, and for that moment, the chicken knew what it was to really be alive. It was if the bird had been asleep its entirely up until this choice was put before him. So, with a newfound determination and a smile, the chicken valiently crossed the road only to be put out of its mercy by an eighteen wheeler. Candide: To cultivate its garden. Johnny Carson: Let me tell you, it was so cold at that farm... Ed McMahon: How cold was it? Johnny Carson: It was so cold, that the chickens were mugging the sheep to get wool for sweaters! Raymond Chandler: Across these mean streets a chicken must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero; he is everything. He must be a complete chicken and a common chicken and yet an unusual chicken. He must be, to use a rather weathered phrase, a chicken of honor - by instinct, by inevitability, withough thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best chicken in his world and a good enough chicken for any world. Charlie X: Because it didn't want to STAY....STAY....STAY....STAY....STAY... Cheech (or Chong): Just to be there, man. The Chicken: I am crossing the road to block traffic as a protest against ..." (thump). Commander Chikotay: I'm not sure but I can find out. That chicken is my animal spirit guide. Noam Chomsky: To manufacture consent. Tom Clancy: The Mark 84 gargleblaster that the chicken carried, at the heart of which was an inferior ex-Soviet excimer laser system, had insufficient range to allow the chicken to carry out its mission from this side of the road. John Cleese From Fawlty Towers: Manuel from Barcelona: "Que?" Basil: "You know, a chicken crossing the road...." Manuel: "Que?" Basil: [looking it up in a dictionary], "Un Pollo..." Manuel: interrupting, "No, No we out of chicken.." * WHAP!!* John Cleese: Because it was very silly. John Cleese: (again) This isn't a chicken license, you know! It's a dog license with the word "Dog" crossed out and "Chicken" written in in crayon. John Cleese: (#3) This Chicken is no more. It has ceased to function. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It's a stiff. If it wasn't nailed to the road it'd be pushing up daisies. It's snuffed it. It's metabolic processes are now history. It's bleeding demised. It's rung down the curtain, shuffled off the mortal coil and joined the bleeding Choir Invisible. This is an Ex-Chicken. Bill Clinton: What? Bill Clinton (again): The chicken was persuaded to cross the road by the Democratic congress. It is now returning to the middle of the road Joseph Conrad: Mistah Chicken, he dead. John Constantine: Because it'd made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it'd better get out right quick. Alastair Cooke: Good Evening, and welcome to Masterpiece Theatre. Tonight, we present the epic British drama "How The Chicken Went," based on the 1843 novel by Herbert T. Poultry, and adapted for the screen by Joanna Drumstick. Starring Susan Hampshire as the Chicken, and Anthony Hopkins as the evil and unrepentant diner, Borstrom, this elegant period piece explores the mores and morality of a society in which ordinary chickens had to face their destiny of crossing the road to meet their fate at the hands of the monied upper classes, regardless of their own ambitions or desires... Shiela Copps (Deputy Prime Minister of Canada): BECAUSE I SCREAMED AT IT REAL LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sheila Copps: Okay, I know that the chicken promised it would cross the road if the Liberals failed to eliminate the GST, but it was a stupid promise to make and the chicken deeply regrets ever making it. However, the chicken will not be crossing the road because to do so would cost tax payers $500,000. Sheila Copps (a few days later): Alright! Alright! The chicken will cross the road like it promised. But it'll be right back again. Now leave me alone. Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecendented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence. Jacques Ives Cousteau: Zee cheecken, unaware of zee dangare beehind heem, crosses zee street. Weezout warning, zee Porsche strikes, and zee balance of zee nature ees maintained. Stephen R. Covey: When the chicken and the road can work together for the win-win, the result is synergy! Jean Cretien, Prime Minister of Canada: "It wasn't a chicken, you know, it was an Inuit carving of a loon. But the RCMP should have been there anyway..." Aleister Crowley: Because it was its True Will to do so. Salvador Dali: The Fish. Stephanie Daniels: It was the turtle's day off. Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Commander Data: I do not know. Although I have compared all of my 437 billion data points relating to chickens and roads, there is no possitive correlation between the two. W. Edwards Demming: But is one chicken crossing one road of statistical importance? Only once we have established an historical baseline of chickens with respect to roads, with calculated upper and lower control limits, can we make that determination. Arthur Dent: Are you sure the chicken is from Beetelgeuse, and not from Gilford after all? Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD! Rene Descartes: It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway. Descartes (again): The chicken was merely a machine and was crossing due to the deterministic nature of the universe. Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death. Bob Dole: Do you know that before that chicken had gotten across the road, its cellular phone was ringing and there was a lawyer on the other end asking if it would like to sue the city for not putting up a traffic light. Bob Dylan: How many roads must a chicken travel down, before they call him a man? E.T.: Chicken, phone home Ecclesiastes (1): For every fowl, there is a season. A time for garlic, a time for sage... Ecclesiastes (2): This bird is meaningless. Wyatt Earp: Well, chicken, are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? Eeyore: If it did. Which I doubt. Not that it matters. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference. T.S. Eliot: It's not that they cross, but that they cross like chickens. Harlan Ellison: Because he had no beak and must scream. Emergency Medical Holographic Doctor on U.S.S. Voyager: Maybe it was trying to state the nature of a medical emergency. Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Epicurus: For fun. Basil Fawlty: Oh, don't mind that chicken. It's from Barcelona. Sybil Fawlty: BASIL! Why is there a CHICKEN in my hotel? Dr. Johnny Fever: To escape from the Phone Cops! Fiver (from Watership Down): Don't you see it? The sky has turned to blood, the field has turned to fire... THE CHICKENS! DON'T YOU SEE THE CHICKENS? Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an airplane and couldn't stop its forward momentum. Sigmund Freud: The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich. Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by. Barney Fyfe: Now Andy, let me tell you a thing or two about chickens. Chickens cross roads in those other counties, but not here in Mayberry. No chicken crosses no roads in Mayberry without Deputy Fyfe knowing about it! Gandalf: O chicken, do not meddle in the affairs of roads, for you are tasty and good with barbecue sauce. Bill Gates: For the money Frank Bunker Gilbereth: To minimize its therbligs Jim Gillis: The chicken crossed the road to show the gophers it could be done. Newt Gingrich: To get to the RIGHT side of the road. Newt Gingrich (again): The chicken had to cross the road, because, bogged down by the incredible debt burden, it was no longer able to fly. Newt Gingrich (III): It was safety pinned to one of those damn punk rockers! Ira Glasser (ACLU): The chicken maintains an absolute privacy interest in information as to whether or why he or she may have perambulated the thoroughfare. Johann Wolfgang v. Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it. Sir Charles Grandiose: As surely as the golden hairs turn to silver, as surely as the sands drift silently through the slender neck of the hourglass, the last sunny days of summer flee soundlessly under autumn's chilly embrace. And with those last days of that warmest and most joyful of seasons, left the road's edge the sprightliest young chicken ever a Baronet did see Hercules Gryptyppe-Thynne, (All-around Public-School Cad): That's not a chicken! It's a clever disguise, inside of which is Count Jim "Thighs" Moriarity..... Gary Gygax: Because I rolled a 64 on the "Chicken Random Behaviors" chart on page 497 of the Dungeon Master's Guide. Hamlet: Because 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of oncoming vehicles. Thomas Hardy: The road was black, the sky was white (and so were the feathers) as the bright red mark on the top of the chicken's head gleamed in the twilight. It was a pure chicken and it was doomed. Mike Harris, (Premier of Ontario): Like evrything else in this province, it was facing the axe. Paul Harvey: And now... page two... a chicken... attempts to cross... the street... yes... the street... and is... run down by a... Buick! The Buick Roadmaster with it's powerful perfomance and elegant style! Yes... that poor chicken... hit by the Buick... it's true... it's... true... and speaking of true... your local True Value Hardware Store... Hegel: Only through the synthesis of the dialectical chicken and road could the spirit transcend the experience of crossing. Robert Heinlein: Because with the freedom the chicken was given, it was the chicken's responsibility to do so. Robert Heinlein (again): The more widely dispersed chickens are throughout the Universe, the better the long-term prospects for the survival of the chicken species. Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast. Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas. Doug Hofstadter: To seek explication of the correspondence between appearance and essence through the mapping of the external road-object onto the internal road-concept. Sherlock Holmes: It crossed the road because it was going to catch a train at Victoria Station at 3:15, to Edinburgh. And how did I know that? Observe, Watson, the patina of dust on the chicken's feathers, which indicates that it had been spending time in a library, reading about Scotland. And observe also that it was humming "Bonnie Lassie" as it waited to cross. Finally, and most important, observe the train ticket marked Edinburgh, stuffed under one wing, and the fact that Victoria station was where the chicken crossed the street, and finally that the only train to Edinburgh this afternoon is the 3:15.... David Hume: Out of custom and habit. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Lee Iacocca: It found a better car, which was on the other side of the road. Dr. Jack Van Impe: Well you see, here's the really exciting part, if we were to look at Revelation 17:3 we will see that the Whore of Babylon rides on a scarlet beast. A scarlet beast! What this means is a Rhode Island Red. And the truly glorious thing is that this beast, this Rhode Island Red, this CHICKEN has crossed the road EXACTLY as was prophesized in the Bible and this is all a sign, Revelation 17:3, that we're living in the End Time. Hallelujah! And if you would like more information on the significance of this chicken crossing the road as all part of God's great plan then send me $50 and you will recieve this set of video tapes along with a copy of my recent book "Chickens: fowl beast, or foul beast?". John Paul Jones: It has not yet begun to cross! Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gesalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurences into being. Franz Kafka: Dieter, now in the form of a chicken, was running from the government's torture machine. The machine, an instrument of death, slowly obliterated the souls of its victims. Dieter was alone. He was running for his life, his insignificant life. Immanuel Kant: The pure transcendental concept of the road, having been deduced a priori and without dependence on intuitions, is given in the mode of the chicken as an end in itself, while crossing the road as a hypothetical imperative, namely, as acting towards some end allowed by Reason. Casey Kasem: And now here's a hot new number from a hot young band whose drummer was so tragically killed in a freeway accident, it's The Hen House Flock singing "When You Gonna Crow?" hitting the charts at number 23! JFK: The chicken chose to cross the road in this decade not because it was easy, but because it was hard. Obi Wan Kenobi: To follow old obi wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade. Jack Kerouac: The chicken hipster, high on tea and the soul groves of Charlie (the bird) Parker, strolled aimlessly on the road looking for his dharma. Soren Kierkegaard: The chicken is dead. The road is nothing. Colonel Kilgore: "I love the smell of chickens in the morning" Martin Luther King: It had a dream. James Tiberius Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Ralph Klein: Because we gave it a one-way bus ticket to B.C. Mark Knophler: How come Chickens got Industrial Disease? Mark Lane: There is new, irrefutable evidence that the chicken did not act alone. Gary Larson: Don't ask me. I am retired. Stan Laurel: I'm sorry, Ollie. It escaped when I opened the run. Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take. John Le Carre: Because it knew, at the core of its being where none could ever reach, that its only course of action now that its cover was blown wide open was to try and slip away into the grey, foggy, bleak evening before Smiley came, accompanied by his silent shadow Peter Guillam, asking questions for which there could never be answers. Dr. Hannibal Lector: So I could eat its liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti .......thththththththth. Leda: Are you sure it wasn't Zeus dressed up as a chicken? He's into that kind of thing, you know. Foghorn Leghorn: To get to that damn Dawg, Boah! Gottfried Von Leibniz: In this best possible world, the road was made for it to cross. Vladimir Lenin: It is not the chicken's road. It is the PEOPLE'S road! David Letterman: And the No. 1 reason - fricasee! Rush Limbaugh: Beacuse of those damn bleeding heart liberals, trying to save one stupid bird while thousands of jobs are being lost. Dave Lister: Because of the smegging space corps directives. Any Late Evening News Anchor: The chicken crosses the road. Film at 11:00. Abraham Lincoln: Fourscore and seven eggs ago, our forefeathers... Logan (Law and Order): To buy a plaid tie Jack London: To answer the call of the wild. H.P. Lovecraft: To futilely attempt escape from the dark powers which even then pursued it, hungering after the stuff of its soul! George Lucas: Because the Force was with it. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. Marvin (the paranoid android): "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you ask me why the chicken crossed the road? I could tell you, but I really don't think it's worth while." Marvin the Paranoid Android: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and what do they ask me? Why did the chicken cross the road? As if their pathetic cerebelums could even comprehend my answer. Chickens, don't talk to me about chickens... they're SO depressing. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Karl Marx (again): To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle. Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs. Groucho Marx (again): This morning I shot a chicken in my pyjamas -- and lemme tell ya, that chicken ran out of my pyjamas in a second! Jackie Mason: Whaddaya want, it should just stand there? Perry Mason: Cross the road you say? But how can you be sure? No one else would have known the chicken crossed the road except for the real killer! Dr. McCoy: How should I know? Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not an ornithologist! Marshall McLuhan: The Road is the Medium. The chicken is the Message! Gregor Mendel: To get various strains of roads. A.A. Milne: I imagine that if I thought very hard I shouold come up with a reason. (also applicable to Winnie the Pooh) John Milton: To justify the ways of God to men. Indigo Montoya: It too pursues a man with six fingers on his left hand. Michael Moriarity: To annoy Janet Reno. Jim Morrison: To break on thruough to the other side, I am the chicken king Ralph Nader: A chicken on a road is unsafe at any speed Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road. Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Col. Oliver North: I do not recall any such events. I had no knowledge of these occurences. Peter Norton: It was a virus and it saw me coming... Richard Nixon: That part of our conversation was accidentally erased. George Orwell: Because Big Brother was watching to make sure that it did cross the road, although in its heart, the chicken never did. Thomas Paine: Out of common sense. Michael Palin: Nobody expects the banished inky chicken! Emporer Palpatine: Foolish chicken! Only now, at the end, do you see the head-lights! Dorothy Parker: Travel, trouble, music, art / A kiss, a frock, a rhyme / The chicken never said they fed its heart / But still they pass its time. Patsy: Oh, F*&% the chicken. Run it over and lets have a drink. Gen. George S. Patton: To get those yellow bellied chickens outta here. General George S. Patton (again): The way to win a war is not to cross a road for you country. The way to win a war is to make some OTHER poor chicken cross a road for HIS COUNTRY! Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on the other side of the road. Frank Perdue: How the heck do I know? Do I look like a chicken to you -- don't answer that. Marlin Perkins, on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom: Watch, as the chicken mauls Jim yet again... H. Ross Perot: I'm crossing. I'm not crossing.... H. Ross Perot2: Crossing the road is that chickens primary concern! PRIMARY concern! H. Ross Perot3: Chickens and roads, I'll tell ya what it means! It means 4 trillion dollars of dafficit, it means the end of our infrastructure, it means... look at this chart! H. Ross Perot4: Let me tell ya, it's all about NAFTA. This chicken represents your job, and this road represents the Mexican border... Jean-Luc Picard: To see what's out there. Jean-Luc Picard (again): Because it's shields were down and it had no other options left... Piglet: Because ch-ch-chickens are such very s-s-s-small animals. Plato: For the greater good. Edgar Allan Poe: Quoth the chicken,"Nevermore!" Emily Post: When a chicken is confronted with a road, it is only proper for the chicken to stand erect, turn to face the road, look both ways and cross... remembering to send a sincere thank you letter within one month of the event. Elvis Presley: You aint nothin' but a chicken, crossin' all the roads! Psalms: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no road! Pyrrho the Skeptic: What Road? Monty Python: For Something Completely Different Dan Quayle: "chicken" C-H-I-K-E-N "chicken" The Red Queen: Who cares? Off with it's head! R2D2: beep bleep be deep birp whirrrrrrrrr! The White Rabbit: It was late! Ayn Rand: The chicken crossed the road in order to get away from the flock that is stifling his creativity. Ayn Rand (again): If not for the intransigently independent vision of that first chicken, none of the other chickens would have been able to cross the road. And they condemned him for his acheivement! Ronald Reagan: I don't recall. What was the question? Georg Friedrich Riemann: The answer appears in Dirichlet's lectures. Pat Riley: The chicken crossed the lane in less than 3 seconds, so a "fowl" should not have been called. Rimmer: Aliens!!! General Jack D. Ripper: To maintain the purity of its precious bodily fluids. Geraldo Rivera: Stay tuned as a panel of chickens reveals the shocking truth. Tom Robbins: Well you see, that chicken was a special chicken who was a descendent of a parrot family that once built pyramids for tourist pharohs. This chicken liked the other side of the road whose shamanic whispers beckoned Anastasia, the parrot, like the popped cherry of a ritually consumated white wedding. That's the meaning of it all, baby! Oral Roberts: He couldn't raise the $10,000,000.00 so God called him home. Oral Roberts (again): And I said to the chicken: "Put your claw on the screen! Put your claw on the screen, upon the hand of Brother Oral, and you shall be healed. Make a love offering of $50 or more, and then touch the screen. And that chicken did put his claw on the screen. And the power of God, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, flowed through me and out through that television set, and that chicken was healed *PRAISE GOD!*. And then that chicken, stricken for so many months, rose up and walked across the road. But, since he had forgotten his love offering, God never warned him about the 30 ton semi barreling down on the crosswalk...." Carl Sagan: To see the billions and billions of stars. Col. Saunders: It Ran, Suh! I offered it a coating of 11 herbs and spices and it ran, Suh! So I shot it, Suh, shot it while it was trying to escape, suh! Sappho: For the touch of your skin, the sweetness of your lips.. Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. Arnold Schwarzenegger: It was going back... Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain, wi' no dilithium crystals left to speak of! Agent Scully: There simply must be a rational, scientific explanation. Chickens don't just "cross roads" Neddy Seagoon: WhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatWHAT? William Shakespeare: 1: This is the road of chicken's discontent, Made ignoble abbatoir by this half-ton truck... (Richard II) 2: Bring me no more reports, let them fly all; 'Til a chicken remove to other side of road I cannot taint with fear. What is this chicken? Was he not born of hen? The spirits that know All fowl consequences have pronounced me thus: "Fear not, MacNugget; no chicken that's born of hen Shall e'er lay beak upon thee." (Macbeth) 3: If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly: if the crossing Could scoot across the dotted line, and catch, Beyond passing car, sidewalk; that but these feathers Might be the be-all and end-all here, But here, at this corner of street and avenue, We'd cross at the light to come. (Macbeth) 4: To cross, or not to cross? That is the question, Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The wheels and axles of the city's mass transit Or to take flight against a sea of motorists And by opposing, end me? To cross, to peep No more! And by that peep to say we end The chickhood and the thousand fender-shocks That chicken is |
| deep | Posted
on 30-May-03 10:06 AM
bichara ko jyan line dau ma re chha Poonte ---nabhagera ke garos ta kukhuro? tyo Poonte ko niyat bujhera bhageko huna sakchha padma ratna lai bhandina--heram barta bhai halchha ki. Sparsha: this damn chicken must be of GPK or Makune. Biswo: This chicken is thousand times better than GBBS. HahooGuru: "khume Gobinde ko kukhuro ho tyo-- CIAA le entropy ko muddama thokla bhanne dar le manasik santulan bigrera hineko". Ashu: Oohi "proud to eat chicken tikka with farfaraudo bhat" Poonte: kukhuro le thungera budho haddi ko jorni jorni dukhi ra chha--aaiya. Jira: malai pisera mola ta yellai! |
| acharya | Posted
on 30-May-03 10:12 AM
woo..that's the longest post I've ever come across! NK: Chicken crossed the road? Enough! Get over it, will ya? :) |
| jira | Posted
on 30-May-03 10:39 AM
Oys - Sardarji ko katha sunna napayera pari ko gurudwaar janey chesta ma HG - In search of Gyanex vendors (dil pay mut lay yaar) IF - Jayanepal tira bhakkar hall chhutyo, yata aphno thaam patti bata hinnu parla Deep - Walk signal dekhera kukhro ta tyassai tyassai pulankit bhayo Poonte - pari bata signboard ramro dekhincha yaar..ehehhe..kattu ali lamo bhayecha (after crossing the road) Dhumbass - Pissap polya cha yaar ajkaal, hool bata hinyo bhaney garmi garcha Premcharo - HG jata lagchan ma ni wottai janchu Sitara/Czar/NK/Najar/Suna - Commoooon..girl..ladies first Biswo - Hostel ma basey pachi zoology lab jana bato cross garnu parena ta Nepe - In search of another Gazzal restaurent ( tu bhi dil pay mut lay yaar ) Chipledhunga - jata marshyangdi, jata maccha..wottttai ma...yo phusro hunga ma paltera ke garnu? ...... |
| acharya | Posted
on 30-May-03 10:45 AM
Prem Charo: {mann manai] Yee murkha harulai kastari ringyaiyo yaar...Ma nai hahoo guru ho bhanera guess garna nasakeko..malai hahooguru ko chela re...hehe..chicken entopy jindabaad! |
| rook | Posted
on 30-May-03 01:46 PM
What does it say about Nepali intellect when a topic like Chicken crossing the road can get 681 and a topic on Nepali citizenship gets only 54. No wonder Nepal is ungovernable. |
| rook | Posted
on 30-May-03 01:48 PM
What does it say about Nepali intellect when a topic like Chicken crossing the road can get 681 visitor hits and a topic on Nepali citizenship gets only 54 visitors hits. No wonder Nepal is ungovernable. It is a nation of idiots run by elite idiots. |
| SITARA | Posted
on 30-May-03 01:48 PM
Rook... Thats 'cause chickens rule the roost! |
| sks | Posted
on 30-May-03 01:52 PM
rook: why dont we just give the damn chicken nepali citizenship and merge the two threads? would that make u happy? |
| bhedo | Posted
on 30-May-03 02:45 PM
Onegirl- Ask your mom. |
| nuts | Posted
on 30-May-03 04:49 PM
damn..! it took me 18 seconds to scroll Nhuche's post [at full scrolling speed!] Kati laaaamo post yaar! Did anyone read it all ? ;) |
| samana1 | Posted
on 30-May-03 05:01 PM
heheh Nhuche ji yeah! i could scroll down at last...but didnt get chance to read it all.. baaf ree! anyway! u've done a great job atleast devoting ur time in preparing it. nuts ji nope i read only 1/4 ,if got chance will go through it soon samana |
| Yatree | Posted
on 30-May-03 05:03 PM
Sitara's Mom: Chicken_naani, yeta aau, baato nkaat bhanya. Kichlaa Tarak le. Bhok laagyo? Makai khane?? Tu... Tu... Tu... Tu.. Aaaaa. (Sorry Sitara, Couldn't resist.) :]] |
| OneGirl_123 | Posted
on 30-May-03 05:08 PM
Bhedo i havent even said anythin on this thread and u tellin me to ask my mom! lol didn't i tell u not to drink and surf sajha! :) friends don't let friends drink and surf sajha! :) |
| SITARA | Posted
on 30-May-03 05:09 PM
Yatree: To keep me company! (in my lonely yatras!) ;) |
| bhedo | Posted
on 30-May-03 05:11 PM
uh no onegirl, I wasn't saying that to you. Rather, you would have said that, if you were asked the question. So, what chu doin' tonight? Wanna go out on a date? Only interested if you're 18+ tho. |
| Logical Sense | Posted
on 30-May-03 06:31 PM
Gus!!! Not a single right answer: Chicken Crossed The Road To Get To The Other Side!!! Kasto Kura Na Bujya Bhanya!! Sidhyo, Kura Khatam, Ho Gaya!!! --- One of the most entertaining thread after long long time!!! Keep going guys/gals!!!! |
| OneGirl_123 | Posted
on 30-May-03 06:51 PM
bhedo werent u the same person callin me a bitch and stuff....why u changing ur mind now and 18+ huh? well than sorry! lol :) |
| NK | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:10 PM
Chicken was mad as hell. He had been trying to crossfor last four hours. The first time he tried. one of his feet nearly got mushed. Second time his feather got ruffled. Third time some bloody murderer of a motorist nearly broke his beaks. Then, he got really really mad. He needed to go to the other side. You know why? Because he was there, idiot! The chicken thought: He needed to knock the bastard off! It was imperative that he finished the task. He also had a side kick. Nobody talks about this side kick. The side kick was mad as hell by the way. The chicken that acturally carried the extra load of emergency supplies. You know, the extra pouch of chicken feed, doodie bad and what not. The side-kick managed to cross the road first then he pulled the near-death experiencing chicken. Now everybody smile! We are celebrating the 50 th year anniversary of that trimumhant chicken endeavor. Nobody is asking how is it possible to have the 4 feet of chicken feet managed to hop on the other side of the road AT THE SAME TIME? Did they do 1-2-3 and hop? Was Neil Armstrong the first chicken, i mean man to walk on the moon? I mean who can say both Armstrong and Edwin E. Aldrin, Jr did not do it simultaneously? Where is the champagne ffor god's sake? Or rather, where is the barbecued chicken wings? Let's all celebrate! |
| SITARA | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:17 PM
NK: To Save its chicken wings! ;) |
| NK | Posted
on 30-May-03 08:19 PM
haha! |
| le chef du nuit | Posted
on 31-May-03 12:53 AM
it wanted to get high, and everyone knows that the grass is greener on the other side |
| SITARA | Posted
on 31-May-03 06:45 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road????? Shirish: It didn't want its pecker measured! :P Le chef du nuit: 'cause I wanted to make chicken soup for the witty souls! Bond 007: To Save the Queen and Bush! Bhunte: To look for Parijaat Khimu: To find peace of mind...in Sajha Nepali Kanchi: Surely, it was possessed by the orgiastic intentions of Dionysus! Jira: To start its own roadside chilli chicken business! Serendipity: It was part of the Matrix! San: To shed its Rastaman English! :P Sks: 'cause it saw the whine and chij in my hand! ;) Truthsayer: 'Cause it was divorced with an egg! Ou812: 'cause it 812! Rusty: It was a walkover in the finals! DWI: To prove it was NOT drunk! |
| Poonte | Posted
on 31-May-03 08:51 AM
Ram Ram Ram...bichara tyo harmless chicken lai kina sataai raa holaan sathi haru le? Aaram le baato cross garnani napaune usle? Tatto na chharro anek thari ko bishleshan garera dhoon chakra chha...paye polera khane teslai, haina bhane aafno baato laagna deu na hau! Tsk tsk tsk...eheheh ************* Samana jyu! Chicken ko mmo re??? Haina...momo ta pork ko meetho hunchha...rassssssssssiiiiiilo. Tyo bhale chicken lai bhettayen bhane ta...kalo kalo bhai sakeko thulo aluminum ko dekchi ma bhak bhaki umli raheko Gandaki ko pani ma churlumma dubaayera (haamro gaam tira ko Gandaki swachha chha--KTM ko Bagmati jasto haina!)...aekai saasma swat swat bhutlayera...(tesko munto chudyaune kaam ma aru kasaile garos--ma sakdina--maasu khayeni aafno haat le hatya chai nagarnu bhannu hunthyo haamri guru aama le)...chireko daura ko aago maathi char-char-char garera tesko boso tap tap chuhine gari polera (ahaa...poleko masu ko baasna!)...sirupaatae khukuri le chyam chyam tukra paarera...par pari bhutera, ani tanna aduwa le sarrrrrrrra paareko jhol banayera...jwano le jhwainya garera...Pokheri Masino chaamal ko bhat sanga...steel ko thaali ma...aek chamcha ghiu sanga (hijo chhaadi asto mattrai gaam ko pahade ghiu aaipugya chha aek sisi)...aago ma poleko golveda ra timmur chatni sanga...GWAM HWAM NILNE HAU! Aaaaaaaaaa...maaaaaaaaamiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!! Bhok laagyo!!!!!!! Aba, pothi parin bhane chai kura arkai chha...pothi lai ra ramrari daanaa paani khana diyera paalni, ani jun bela dashaa laagera boksi lesataunchha, tei bela khurukka jhaankri ko ma takryaune...dyam dyam ki dhyangro pitera je je garnu parne tei jhaankri dai le garchha...boksi utaarchha... |
| SITARA | Posted
on 31-May-03 09:41 AM
Poonte ji: Bhaoojoo Sutkeri bhayen ki ke ho?..... You keep singing the "Rato Bhale Kayaaank kayaaank!" song! :p |
| sks | Posted
on 31-May-03 11:34 AM
Sitara: :) |
| Robert Frost | Posted
on 31-May-03 12:10 PM
"Coz "Michelle" from Gold n' Plump poulty was chasing the poor chicken"......didnt' get the summer job there..so I dont care... |
| Poonte | Posted
on 31-May-03 02:56 PM
Aek na aek din ta kasso naholi sutkeri? Tai pani...tyo mathi bhanya jasto charaa ko ras khaana lai ta kina kurni paryo shreemati ko sutkeri? Jun bela khaye ni bho...haina bhane ma aafai ni sutkeri bandina tayaar--testo jhol ko laagi ta! :P Huna pani, bihe bhaye dekhun aafno pet laagera hairaan chha...38 inchi pugi sakyo...herda thyammai 6-7 mahina pugya jaasto dekhincha...meri bassaaiiiii...katai 2-3 mahina pachhi byaune ta haina maile? ;) |
| Poonte | Posted
on 31-May-03 02:58 PM
Maybe chicken le mero bhundi dekhera tarsera crossed the road :O) |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 31-May-03 08:01 PM
Hehehe Poonte!! Hatti sanga nikkai laspas bha jasto cha... balla niskina lageko jasto cha timro bhudi bata, hattiko baccha. balla 38 inchi pugyo bistarai 48, 58 pani pugcha, ..napattyaye..napattyae yeso hera ta tala tira , "Sund" ta niski sakyacha, aba banki pani chadai nai niskincha... uta sajhama arko tira " Bhimkaya hatti ( ?) " laskeko dherai bha chaina..kya ho poonte..luki luki... aba ke ta ..aba arko thread shuru haina ta..'why did your baby cross sajha road?"...hehe No Pun intended hai..jiskai dya matrai :) |
| SITARA | Posted
on 31-May-03 08:15 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? Dhumbasse: To lose its Jamaican tanlines! |
| najar | Posted
on 31-May-03 08:26 PM
trikal: chickens lai sadhe saat ko dasha laageko thhyo, maile ta bhane kai thhiye ni pooja garna parchha bhanera prempujari: dayuuummmmmmmmmm, tyo chickens lai kyaaaa moj baato kaate chha. Paari chwank taruni chicken chhe. isolated freak: the royal chicken did the right thing by crossing the road. poonte: the chicken crossed the road by which i can slaughter it and throw a barbecue party for sajhaites at my backyard of jungle pahads, a much awaited and largely mentioned one. |
| SITARA | Posted
on 31-May-03 08:30 PM
Najar: To sing in "Sindoor"... ahaaa! ban ma phooley laigurans! :P Hey still raining here in DC! :( |
| najar | Posted
on 31-May-03 08:49 PM
Sitara, Thats what i hear....najar brought cold and rain hoina raichha kyare, if it still continues. and laligurans chahi heading off to the 90s tomorrow, with a hope that rain does not follow her. |
| GP | Posted
on 31-May-03 09:03 PM
GPK crossed the road to reinstate the dissolved parliament and to get the chair back. |
| Yatree | Posted
on 01-Jun-03 12:46 AM
PETA: Chicken did NOT cross the road on it's own will. Poonte (along with Poontie) lured chicken to cross the road. Poonte's intention needs to be condemned. :) GP: Chicken? What chicken? I thought you guys talkin 'bout GPK. Chicken missed the boat to cross the road; so did I. |
| Yatree | Posted
on 01-Jun-03 12:48 AM
...read => GP: Chicken missed the BUS to cross the road; so did I. :) |
| le chef du nuit | Posted
on 01-Jun-03 12:58 AM
dakshinkali ma picnic manauna gaeko thiyaun, tole ka sathibhai haru. saathma 4-5 wata kukhura thiye, jimdo. sabaijaana raksi ko sur ma tunn. yetikaima "lau, aba kukhura kataun" bhanne tarkhar bhayo. kukhura katne jimma lagayaun jetho batho "bokadai" lai. u pani lau lau, mai katumla bhandai euta hatma kukhura ra arko haat ma chulaisi liyera thapakka basyo. sabai aafnai kaam tira lage. ma aalu tashdai thiyen, bokadai aaera malai bhancha "oye ajaya, her ta yeta.. chulaisi le retdaichu, ragat bagdai cha, 5 minute bhaisakyo, kuhura mardai mardaina" lau, k garyau timle, dai, bhandai yeso ramrari hereko ta mora le raksi ko sur ma kukhura ko gardhan bhanera aafnai auula katdai basecha.. maat ko sur ma uslai dukhda pani dukhena. ani auula bata bhaal bhaal ragat bagirakhya. kaso aafno auula chinalena buddu le..... |
| le chef du nuit | Posted
on 01-Jun-03 01:50 AM
i had this shirt that i absolutely loved, but some a-hole stole it it showed a bed and two occupants.. the first was a delighted rooster relaxing semi-nude, with his arms behind his head and a cigarette in his beak the second was an obviously unsatisfied and extremely pissed off egg with her arms folded across her chest and below it the caption read "i guess we know who came first......." |
| le chef du nuit | Posted
on 02-Jun-03 03:22 AM
bringing this thread back from obscurity in the hopes of more laughter |