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   Tukram once fell in love with sanu maiya 03-Jun-02 sparsha
     I really feel for tukram and sanu maiya. 03-Jun-02 Suman Dhakal
       Sparsha, good one...Tukaram should have 03-Jun-02 Paschim
         Sparsha, long time no see. Glad you are 04-Jun-02 NK
           Tukram was too scared to sing any song, 04-Jun-02 sparsha
             If I were Tukrum, I would pull the Janje 04-Jun-02 jira
               In fact, Tukram was glad that Sanumaiya' 04-Jun-02 sparsha
                 I think the Sanumaiya's brother did not 04-Jun-02 jira
                   Sparshaji: What a clamour in this saj 04-Jun-02 Biswo
                     I think All of you guys are "wanna be" T 04-Jun-02 Yasai hoina Tessai
                       Agreed. You guys are too funny! Each o 04-Jun-02 NK
                         Sanu maiya lai aja samjhida ta lagchha, 04-Jun-02 sparsha
                           Sparshaji: futbal ko kura aaihalyo. K 04-Jun-02 Biswo
                             Malai ta aba aru jasle sukai haros tyo m 04-Jun-02 sparsha
                               Do you guys realize how difficult it is 04-Jun-02 NK
                                 >Why should I "serve tea" my dear Biswo? 04-Jun-02 Biswo
                                   Guess what Biswo? I am drinking , yes g 04-Jun-02 NK
                                     hope goal difference between china and 04-Jun-02 huh
                                       sorry about all those extra words. I am 04-Jun-02 NK
NK, Wouldn't you love to offer ek ek 04-Jun-02 sparsha
   I don't want to overread here but are yo 04-Jun-02 NK
     Don't you guys are overdoing it? Don' 04-Jun-02 Just A Friendly Reminder
       Just one question. Why do people take e 04-Jun-02 NK
         For the sake of other intellectual thre 04-Jun-02 sparsha
           NK :Why do people take everything so dam 04-Jun-02 HahooGuru
             My bone of contention is: Why do we alw 05-Jun-02 suna
               Suna, According to Hahoo guru, you belo 05-Jun-02 amilo
                 I meant to say, Suna belongs to 2b. Sor 05-Jun-02 amilo
                   Amilo Lets call a kadai a kadai shall w 05-Jun-02 suna
                     Teita bhanya Suna! I am with you on thi 05-Jun-02 NK
                       you beat me on this girl. i posted my p 05-Jun-02 NK
                         I know,I know, it became little bit chat 05-Jun-02 Biswo
                           Biswo, now now, you must have a crystal 05-Jun-02 suna
                             Biswo thanks for the football update. S 05-Jun-02 NK
                               Yes like robots, thats what they are eng 05-Jun-02 suna
                                 Suna, Do You believe I used to watc 05-Jun-02 Biswo
                                   Before the world cup override the ‘Chhid 05-Jun-02 Nepe
                                     Nepe, Biswo has talked about his long lo 05-Jun-02 NK
                                       Well, my story does not have that luxuri 05-Jun-02 Nepe
NK: And, Hey Hahooguru! .... --- NK 05-Jun-02 HahooGuru
   To. NK In my proposed classification 05-Jun-02 HahooGuru
     Nobel Prize, what Nobel Prize? Who got 05-Jun-02 NK
       Seems like you and I guruji , are writin 05-Jun-02 NK
         Enjoyed Nepe ko trademark commentary as 05-Jun-02 Paschim
           Nepe:‘muj… nachaahiney nachaahiney kura 06-Jun-02 HahooGuru
             I would like to thank all of you who lik 06-Jun-02 sparsha
               hehehee that was funny. 06-Jun-02 Kancho
                 Sparsha, I really meant to say …one h 06-Jun-02 Nepe
                   Sorry to be a bit late, But HG ji, The 07-Jun-02 chirag
                     I think "one hell of a story teller" is 07-Jun-02 heck or hell
                       Chirag: ' Modern Jamana bhaneko Pothi ba 07-Jun-02 HahooGuru
                         HG ji, Thanks for the precious suggesti 08-Jun-02 chirag


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sparsha Posted on 03-Jun-02 02:01 PM

Tukram once fell in love with sanu maiya of bhimsenthan. tukram was more into sanu maiya than sanu was into tukram. turkram used to frequent sanu maiya's adobe regularly. one cold min-pachas evening, tukram approached sanu maiya's house as planned by both. chhidima sanu maiya was waiting. tukram held her hands. the chhidi was really dark..tukram didn't see sanu maiya's brother's cycle which was silently standing on its stand and was witnessing tukram and sano maiya in romance and knocked that poor cycle over to the floor. sanu maiya's brother in his bed room above got alarmed. thought a thief is all set to be bepatta with his beloved cycle. with his heavy voice he asked, YE, KO HA TALA?

Tukram and sanu maiya both silent. romance immidiately vanished in the vaccum. tukram disappointed and frustrated tried to get out that inauspicious chhidi quickly. Cycle probably was still mad with tukram for knocking it down. it (cycle) held one of tukram's shaky feet by its handle as tukram was running out. before tukram bro. could maintain his balance he was on the floor with cycle. now, sanu maiya was really worried and took herself behind the bharyang by the aloo ko bora. Above sanu maiya's brother got angry and could not believe a thief dare to take away his cycle. as tukram was getting ready to get up cursing the cycle in newari he found sanu maiya's brother standing right in front him.

Ko ho yo? Sanumaiya's brother roared.

Ma tukram. Unwantingly tukram replied.
By now, sanumaiya's brother had pulled the switch to turn the light on.
Aloo ko bora betrayed sanu maiya. now brother saw his lovely cycle fallen, innocent sister behind the aloo ko bora and pale tukram standing right in front of him shaking and staring at tangent.
Clueless, what to say..sanumaiya's bother roared again, "ke gareko taile tukram?"
words slipped out of equally clueless tukram's mouth, "athne athne (YASSAI) garya"

.............YASSAI?

Sometimes, I think Tukram may've been a dashing mercuric leader in Nepal by now. He got this special characteristic, unique to Nepali so called leaders, -do something deliberately for personal gain and say..."Yassai..." if caught off-guard.
Suman Dhakal Posted on 03-Jun-02 02:39 PM

I really feel for tukram and sanu maiya. "katai bari hamro yuwana". this line by nepathya says it all. at least for me it speaks volume and holds true to great extent.

Suman Dhakal
Paschim Posted on 03-Jun-02 10:05 PM

Sparsha, good one...Tukaram should have sung the following song to Sanu's daju after being caught:

haami pani bharkhar ko thito
jwain hune kalpana mitho
bhagai laane mana bho kanchhi laaaaaaaaaaai
darjeeling ko railai maaaaaaaa

nakkali kanchhi ko khubai ramro lajaune baani
hami ma thita haru ko naramro jiskaune baani
tyesai ta kanchhi khubai nai ramri, nalagau jhumke bulaki

and he should have just eloped with sanu, and stole that damn bike of her daju as well. double-load down bhimsenthan. Fissa hansera Yessai matra bhannu is quite pathetic, I agree :)
NK Posted on 04-Jun-02 08:04 AM

Sparsha, long time no see. Glad you are still alive and kicking :). I laughed out loud when I read this "Yessai." Was Tukuram you???? Just a wild guess.:) :) :) Darn that bicycle! And what a fumbling fool that Tukuram was that is if it was other than you. I think it was a devine intervention, for God(des)s must have been worried Sanu had no future with that fumblin' bumblin' Tukuram. :) :) :)
sparsha Posted on 04-Jun-02 08:19 AM

Tukram was too scared to sing any song, Paschim, at that moment. He was rapidly preparing himself for some chadkans and ardha-chandrakar from sanumaiya's brother, then.

Suman, I also felt for Tukram. We used to play a tripat football together. Hunata Sanumaiya lai samjhida pani chuk chuk ta lagchha.

Yeah, NK, I am back here at sajha again. Kaam le pelera...

The story is a true one. Sure, I am neither Tukram, nor Sanu maiya, nor her brother. How do I know, then? Well, Tukram narrated the incident to his best friend Buddha the same evening. Buddha was his best friend allright but Tukram was not the only best friend Buddha got. Buddha took the liberty to brief his best friend- Kuber- about that jhyas cold sanjh ghatana. Kuber carried on the tradition of narrating the ghatana with his best friends...the story first completed the circle among best friends then decended to good friends circle. By the end of the next day even Tukram's enemy knew about the incident. This wildfire seemed more threatening to Sanu maiya than to Tukram. Anyway.....

The next day Kuber on behalf of Tukram from Bhimsenthan sent a request to farmaisi geet ko karyakram for a song by Kaali........Oodayo Sapana Sabai Hurile....

(Tukram with a smile used to change the the word "Hurile" with " Mu...." while singing that song himself).
jira Posted on 04-Jun-02 09:33 AM

If I were Tukrum, I would pull the Janjeer out of the fallen bicycle and tied to the back of Sanumaya's maxi (if she was wearing any) as Lagun-gantho, called Puntey Damai and made him play the famous song with his Sanhai....."Tukrum ley Sanumaya lai lagyo bun ko bato Cycalai dhalera".
sparsha Posted on 04-Jun-02 10:36 AM

In fact, Tukram was glad that Sanumaiya's brother didn't pull that kaalo janjeer from his cycle and sang swinging it, "maar diya jaye ya chhod diya jaye...bool tere sath kya suluk kiya jaye...."

Geet nai gaunu parne bhe ta Tukram le yo geet gaidiya bhe pani ta hune ni,

"Malai khutruk-kai paryo jethan timro baini-le...."

kaso?
jira Posted on 04-Jun-02 11:04 AM

I think the Sanumaiya's brother did not pull the Jangeer out of that cycle because he would have hit that hanging bulb if he had kept swingning in that dark sano chindi. And insted of Tukrum saying that song, Sanu sings sobbing....

"Rook ja ye janey wala Rook ja....Aaadmi ye (Sanumaiya's brother) bura nahee hey mun ka...."
Biswo Posted on 04-Jun-02 11:27 AM

Sparshaji:

What a clamour in this sajha.com thread now! Ditel (detail) sundaa ta Tukaram ra
Sparsha maa kehi pharak naholaa jasto laagyo. Natra kasari testo ditel (detail)
thaahaa hunchha?

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If I were Tukaram I would first say to Sanu Maiya's brother, " Whatever is
happening between me and Sanu is none of your businesses, but whatever
happened between me and your bicycle is definitely your business, so let's talk
about that". But again would I ? Depends on how Sanu's bro looks like. If he is
burly and strong like Sparshaji himself, I would hesitate. But if he is lean and
beleagured like Girija Koirala of present day, I would probably dare to say those
words. What the heck, Sanu ko agaadi phurti dekhaaune maukaa kina chhodthhe?
Yasai hoina Tessai Posted on 04-Jun-02 11:44 AM

I think All of you guys are "wanna be" Tukram. You really missed out but anyway its funny :)
NK Posted on 04-Jun-02 12:01 PM

Agreed. You guys are too funny! Each of you must have "Sanu" in their lives one time or another, and who can blame you for revisiting those long gone missed opportunities? What if! Indeed what if! :)
sparsha Posted on 04-Jun-02 01:02 PM

Sanu maiya lai aja samjhida ta lagchha, I wish me and my Tukram were one, Biswoji. But...I was not him : ( . As I said earlier, Tukram and I were in a same football team..used to kick the same Tiripat ball . Tirpat? why?

well, sasto ball kineko sabai kheladi milera..."waterproof" ball kinna mahango parne....ek choti tyahi non-waterproof ball pani "bhyat-ta" garera panchat(puncture) bhayo. panchat bilader (bladder) replace garnai paryo...taspachhi ta tyo bladder ko mukh bahir niski ra hune...ani ke tal phuskera ra ho ball ma euta tutulko utheko thiyo...ball tirpat bhai-halyo. Tyo tirpat ball bihan ko sit ma khelda ta sit le bhijera ball usai-ta bepatta garungo hune tyasmathi pani tyo tirpat handa tyahi bladder ko mukhma lagyo bhane-ta bhutuk-kai parthyo. tutulko khutta ma pani sarla jhai hune. Majboori ka nam mahatma gandhi bhanya jasto...bhako ball tyahi thiyo...

Anyway...Tukram and I both were in the same team. Ditel(detail) ma ta thaha hune nai bho ni. ti din haruma kasaile lukauna khojeko kura ta detail ma patta lagainthyo bhane yo ta bhanekai kuro.

Je hos, ahile ta malai jhal jhali sanu maiya po yaad aaira chha. Tukram bhanda pani.

Aba sanumaiyai chhadera Tukram lai ta ke yaad garai bho ra ni!

"chhidima na-aau hai......
saikal timi ladauna....saikal timi ladauna....ladauna....."

-Sanu to tukram.
Biswo Posted on 04-Jun-02 01:47 PM

Sparshaji:

futbal ko kura aaihalyo. Kuro alikati modau. Aaja raati tyo Costa Rica Vs China ko
gem(game) hereko.Ahile samma mutu dukheko chha. Ma kalej(College) gaye dekhi
China ko fyan. 1-0 samma ta thikai thiyo, 2-0 ta too heartbreaking bhayo.

Aba aaja Germany ko fyan bhayera gem hernu parlaa. NK , r u gonna serve tea for
us during the game?:-) USA-Portugal gem miss hune bhayo, midnait maa kasle herchha? Tehi pani best wishes for USA! Sanu Maiya mori kammyunist bhaye ta
pakka Portugal laai sapport garchhe holaa Nepal maa.
sparsha Posted on 04-Jun-02 02:24 PM

Malai ta aba aru jasle sukai haros tyo matlab chhaina Biswoji TARA sanumaiya ko pati (party-team) le bhane jitnu parchha.

China fas tyam kwalify bhako tyo pani kastingai jhyas bho. Koona ma euta thulo tara nera jhyamminda gota charek tara thupare-ra baseko China lai sunna ko biruddha ma dharke kostarika-le(kya dharke chha ni jhanda ta..chheu chheu bata nilo ra seto le chyapeko chha ni rato lai..Tukram le sanumaiya lai jhai) dyam ki dyam thoki-diyo ni dui. Namo-narayena.

Sanu maiya kamnis bhai ki jasto ta lag-daina thiyo....tara man nai ta ho..badlina ke ber?
NK Posted on 04-Jun-02 03:31 PM

Do you guys realize how difficult it is to read Nepali in Roman????? Why should I "serve tea" my dear Biswo????? WATCH ME play!!!!:) :) Of course on the German side.
Biswo Posted on 04-Jun-02 03:41 PM

>Why should I "serve tea" my dear Biswo?

because, dear NK, I thought you would be happy to see us cheering German side
in this world cup. Tetti chiyaa maa pani kanjusi garne? I will 'serve GRIN tea' if you
come to watch China vs xxx game.
NK Posted on 04-Jun-02 03:43 PM

Guess what Biswo? I am drinking , yes green tea rhight now! they it is great isn't it? The green tea I mean, not the game. haven't been able to watch even a single game yet. maybe it will change tonight.
huh Posted on 04-Jun-02 03:45 PM

hope goal difference between china and xxxx and xxxxxx will be within 0:5

Anyway, zhongguo dui jia you !!!
NK Posted on 04-Jun-02 03:47 PM

sorry about all those extra words. I am drinking and writing at the same time. parallel processing bhaneko kun chara ko nam ho ha?
sparsha Posted on 04-Jun-02 03:58 PM

NK,

Wouldn't you love to offer ek ek cup sakkali chya (hariyo-rato-kalo-baijani-gulafi...tyasto haina) to us in the name of Tukram for the sake of Tuku and Sanu? Plz.....
NK Posted on 04-Jun-02 04:11 PM

I don't want to overread here but are you guys being a little bit sexist ???? Explain! Sparsha, you go first!
Just A Friendly Reminder Posted on 04-Jun-02 04:12 PM

Don't you guys are overdoing it?

Don't take it otherwise, I myself enhjoyed the beginning of thread. I hope you guys take it positively.

As much I loved the Tukaram's story (It is really nicely said - sparsha), I am thinking you guys are monopolizing and abusing a sophisticated site like this. This is a site where people like me come and enlighten with lots of interesting talks and information from you guys.

But, looks like you guys are putting all the personal gossip which could be very easily done in a private group chat.

Interestingly I observed most of you guys post some of the best thread and discussions in this site, but, looks like you guys are gettign carrried away in this thread.

I feel due to your gossip, important threads are falling out in the discussion. Those discussions which are siltenly read by people without posting any answers.

Thanks for reading!
NK Posted on 04-Jun-02 04:22 PM

Just one question. Why do people take everything so damn seriously??? No offense serious minded 'just a friendly reminder', your quest to serious discussion is noteworthy.
sparsha Posted on 04-Jun-02 07:47 PM

For the sake of other intellectual threads, I am out of here.
HahooGuru Posted on 04-Jun-02 08:28 PM

NK :Why do people take everything so damn seriously???

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Two thoughts (in my understanding:

1. They are really serious.
a. They know the inside/core of the issue. They know who they are and what they are talking and why they are talking and where is end.
b. Don't know what is important and what is not so important. Take every thing seriously. Those who fall in this sub-group, are must vulnerable peoples.


2. They want to make fun by stretching the thread.
a. They really take it lightly, but, for fun keep on sticking to thread.
b. want make by seducing others.

A thread will close very fast if the peoples in sub-group 1.a are joined by
peoples in sub-group 2.a. But, if peoplesi in sub-group 2.b suddenly jump on threads that have peoples who fall in sub-group 1.b, then, thread will deviate from core issue and will end up with flow of postings.

San, I think you can feature my postings in special section for other writers sake, to let them know where they are. Afu le afako bakhan gareko ni. Peoples in developed countries usually explain all most every work they do as "Great", but, in developing countries, "khattam bho aaj ko jaach", in marksheet, s/he got "nearly 100 out of 100 full mark". I also used to do same thing, but, now I am opposite, afno dhole afaile fukchu. In UG studies, I remember when first midterm exam was over my classmates who said they did great "sab milai diye" when they just got out of exam room, while discussing other janne guys in the class "one of them Ma afai ni kya", they finally ended up getting 0 out of FM, but, my-self who said I did very bad, got full marks. After the first series was over No One accepted my "khattam bho stories" and no one else also accepted those friends "aaj ta gajab ramro bho".

So, why the hell am I giving this example, think it.







Its because in this forum also, some peoples try to give bluff when they appear with some new avatar, and once their av. ends up valueless (zero impact ratio posting vs number of follow ups), they keep on coming with new avatar, and try to create a new image but, fail. Those who are successful or good guys, their IMPACT RATIO goes up and they behave very nice and its easy to be in top, but its very difficult to remain on top for long time. We have already witnessed here. Only, those in sub-group, 1.a or 2.a will remain here for long time.

HG
suna Posted on 05-Jun-02 07:29 AM

My bone of contention is:
Why do we always have to talk about serious stuff, political insinuations, work-related stuff and the likes to be deemed intelligent and umm up-there!
Why is it that "serious manchey cha" is seen as some kind of accolade adjective?
One can be bright as hell and not talk about serious guff-suff. After all there is a place for everything.
Let this thread take the natural course it was taking. For the "wanting-to-be-always-deemed serious (& boring)" please go to the other threads with more umphhhh!
I was enjoying it :)
amilo Posted on 05-Jun-02 08:31 AM

Suna,
According to Hahoo guru, you belong to group 1 b....:)
By the way, HG, your analysis was pretty interesting.
amilo Posted on 05-Jun-02 08:34 AM

I meant to say, Suna belongs to 2b.
Sorry for the above blunder. My brain cells need some caffeine. I have been awake since 5 this morning.
suna Posted on 05-Jun-02 09:17 AM

Amilo
Lets call a kadai a kadai shall we?
You mean to say " according to YOUR analysis using HG's classification I fit the 2b". If you call my above posting seducing, although I fail to see where I was lengthening the thread or being seductive, wait till I start posting (again).
hope you've digested some caffeine into your system by now and can reply more coherrently.
cheers
NK Posted on 05-Jun-02 09:19 AM

Teita bhanya Suna! I am with you on this girl.

And, Hey Hahooguru!

yes yes you also noticed i dropped the dai, ji all those suffixes, didn't you? some people ok one person that we know of, QreUs, are accusing us of forming a groupie and not being forthcoming and yada yada yada. (could it be that he is talking only about A.dai and T.bhai??.. I don't know, anyway..) My artistic integrity and my image of posting "very serious thoughts" are on line here. So I will be nasty and brutish to each of your posting you dare to post! Get it??? I did not understand your Groups and Subgroups at all. Is it you or me? And you too amilo. You seem to understand what i don't. Can you explaing this "rambling" posting of our Hahooguru to me?

And Suna throw you two cents woth too, will ya? Let's take this posting to where no man has gone before. To the Next Frontier!
NK Posted on 05-Jun-02 09:20 AM

you beat me on this girl. i posted my posing before i saw yours.
Biswo Posted on 05-Jun-02 11:24 AM

I know,I know, it became little bit chatty. But , hey, still some readers like it. Like
our dear Suna.(I guess Suna must be a chat lover! Now dont' be angry at me, ok,
this is a wild guess.)

Anyway, NK, for the first half I supported Germany. Then I loved Ireland. They
played a wonderful game today.I missed Uncle Sam playing Portugal. But what
a great game they played!

And that China Vs xxx game, I agree that if it is less than 0:5 ratio, it is ok for me.
All I want is to see China score one goal. I just can't imagine anyone who is that
good a striker in China. They just get nervous when it matters.Anyway, Zhongguo
dui- JIA YOU. Zhongguo dui- JIA YOU.
suna Posted on 05-Jun-02 11:52 AM

Biswo,
now now, you must have a crystal ball :) but I will have to suggest to others to come see you as you were quite accurate, I love chatting with some people on this forum. :) Now why would I be angry when you took up my suggestion of calling a kadai a kadai? :)
On another note, seeing how badly beaten the SA was by Germany, I think even Nepal could have had a shot at this tournament or Mohan Baagan or East Bengal.
What says everybody?
cheers
NK Posted on 05-Jun-02 12:37 PM

Biswo thanks for the football update. So did Germany play as they accuse them of - mechanical, without soul and all that?
suna Posted on 05-Jun-02 01:48 PM

Yes like robots, thats what they are engineered robots to kick ball :)!
Biswo Posted on 05-Jun-02 02:05 PM

Suna,

Do You believe I used to watch all the games Saudi played during Asian
Cup? Believe me, they are strong. It is just that they were pitted against
Germany, and just couldn't muster courage. They had this dude last time who
scored like Maradona, and got an accolade of "Asian Footballer of the year".
U know, that Nepali ukhan, "Gharko Baagh, banko shyaal", these Same weak
looking Saudi will beat India/Nepal/China etc like a drum.

NK so you didn't watch Germany -Ireland game, huh? That was a wonderful game.
Germans disappointed me the second half, but I think I liked the way they played
in the first half. The next interesting game is gonna be France-Uruguay tomorrow,
I guess.
Nepe Posted on 05-Jun-02 02:34 PM

Before the world cup override the ‘Chhidi Kaanda’ of Tukram, may I reply to ‘Just A Friendly Reminder’ that actually I found this thread quite serious. The whole day I have been thinking about Tukram. In one of earlier posting, NK was provoking us to tell our own stories by saying that each of us must have "Sanu" in our lives one time or another. Nobody is telling the stories. However, some remarks about what should/would Tukram/they have done in that situation are hilarious.

"He should have just eloped with sanu, and stole that damn bike of her daju as well. double-load down bhimsenthan. Fissa hansera Yessai matra bhannu is quite pathetic." I wonder if that kind of rebellion tells something about Paschim. And why the use of Joila instead of the conventional Nepali Poila ?

Jira’s imagination of Lagan-gantho, Sahanai and that hilarious parody shows more positive thinking than that of Paschim. But it may be way out of reality. What Paschim suggested may be wiser thing to do.

"Whatever is happening between me and Sanu is none of your businesses, but whatever happened between me and your bicycle is definitely your business, so let's talk about that…..What the heck, Sanu ko agaadi phurti dekhaaune maukaa kina chhodthhe?" Smart Biswo, as always. By the way, I do not remember Biswo ever talking about his love life. Kina hola ? Paschim le ta ijjat ko samet khyal narakhi sara kura kholera badanaam bhai sakey. Ashu ley samet ek palta kuro fyaassa kholeka thiye !

What NK says is also interesting,. " Sanu has no future with that fumblin' bumblin' Tukuram". I think this speaks the female instinct. Or wisdom by experience ?

Now about myself, as you guys already know I had NK (not this kabiyatri !, she was a kabita itself ). I was not lucky to be invited by NK at her chhidi. However, I had an embarrassing situation with her uncle related to my prem to her. That story some other time.

I must say this thread of Tukaram is so good. Thank you Sparsha. You are one hell of story teller…
NK Posted on 05-Jun-02 03:50 PM

Nepe, Biswo has talked about his long lost love, only in passing though unlike Paschim :) I admire his straightforwardness. Too bad to whom those codes messages were transmitted to looks like fell into deaf ears. Oh well. But yes, Jira *is* funny. Biswo, as always, cool headed. And Nepe, what would you have done? Let's hear it.
Nepe Posted on 05-Jun-02 04:22 PM

Well, my story does not have that luxurious gadget like bicycle. And it happened in a bright day light in outdoor, at the chautari of my village. Briefly, I had recently befriended NB, one of younger uncles of NK (their age difference was hardly any). Me and my buddies were listening to NB’s bahaduri haru about girls from his own mouth. You wouldn’t want to know. My buddy, unaware that he is NK’s uncle and wanting to brag about me, told, ‘Nepe, tell him your story…those girls, what’s their names ? NK and Sita..’. I scolded him, ‘muj… nachaahiney nachaahiney kura garchha’. Then somehow we managed to change the topic. When the uncle was off, I told my buddy who he was. That became a hot story among my close buddies for many days. I do not know how the uncle took it. But we still greet each other.
HahooGuru Posted on 05-Jun-02 07:18 PM

NK: And, Hey Hahooguru! ....

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NK ji, Tyo QreUS le groupism gare bhandai ma yasari bhadkinu bhayeana ni.
Maile ta mero understanding po lekheko ho, tyoa char paise classification ma.
Tyastari risaunu pardaina ni ho. Well, risaune adhikar aa-afno ho, mero ta
ek anurodh matra ho.

Arko kura, QreUS le Nobel Prize candidate bhaneko bhanera usko pachhadi
lagi Nobel Prize kai lagi ta hoina hola yaati sano kura ma bhadkinu bhako?
I wish you all the best in your new mission to oppose everything I write
here?

Kabi haru MOODY hunchan bhanthe, aaj samunne dekhiyo. Tyo char buude
classification le yatro experience bho.

NK sis, I wish you all the best.
HG
HahooGuru Posted on 05-Jun-02 08:50 PM

To. NK

In my proposed classification of type of peoples in Sajha.com,
I consider you sometime in 1.a and sometime in 2.a, but, I never
found you to be in 1.b or 2.b category. I really like the way you
take things, but, only in the last posting, I was a bit disappointed
because of the path you followed referring The seductive guy
QreUS. Well, I consider it is a temporary, and I wish you will not
make my boat sink, just because QreUS said we are grouping here.
And, you are right, how you and others blasted me when I posted
top 10 Japan based Nepalis .... list. I really learned things from
your real patronage, who says here we are ganging up. Did I always
agreed with you, probably not, and vice versa is also true. Well,
since we know our positions, we know when to retreat and when
to have a leap forward. I am going to excuse you or anyone else
if their posting tarnish or sinks my boat "Hahoo!Guru---avatar" , and
I will never blame on them and the reason is clear, I should
be able to stand on my own feet, as Darwin said in his pyramid rule.

Its the real life. When I look the guys to whom I let far behind, I feel
happy, but, when I see those ahead of me, I surely want to know
why am I behind and I take all criticisms as feed back to catch those
guys who left me far behind. I want to avoid the same mistake
from occuring twice, and also I want to avoid deliberate harmful
mistakes. Well, 10yr. old Charlie chaplin recommended the magician to
illustrate some deliberate failure / mistakes to make things interesting.
Well, the magaician replied to him, when you are here at this level,
if you make deliberate mistake, you might pass through spirling mistakes
and may not be able to recover your position. Lets keep this lesson
from Charlie.

HG
NK Posted on 05-Jun-02 08:53 PM

Nobel Prize, what Nobel Prize? Who got the prize? Anyhow, guruji, please don't mind me. Let's move on, shall we? Are you rooting for any team? Are you going to watch any game, live??
NK Posted on 05-Jun-02 08:57 PM

Seems like you and I guruji , are writing at the same time. After I posted, then I saw your last posting. Thanks for explaining. Appreciated it.
Paschim Posted on 05-Jun-02 10:32 PM

Enjoyed Nepe ko trademark commentary as always...ma rajniti ra gharayesi mamala ma ekdam samajdaar, tara prem ma bidrohi...jhilko nai bhane pani hunchha :) aba jo ijjat ko kura uthyo ni Nepe-ji, tinai thiyin mero sobha, mero gahana, mero ijjat...aba tini nai narahe pachhi aru ta sab dhulo saraha bhai gayo ni...jindagi reduced to mere ganthan...and I'm glad NK approves of my straightforwardness. Biswo: prem ma pani rajniti ghusaunu bhayena :) mutu ko lenden ko kura chalya bela ma kahan janjeer ko issue nikalya bhanya. anyway that "thiti ko agadi furti" dekhaune part is really funny...reminds me of bill bryson's hilarious book "notes from a small island"...he describes making a face like someone "who has just been hit by a cricket ball in the scrotum, but can't cry or show the pain because his girlfriend is watching". so mitra haru, this is what it is: Yessai captures this pain, this agony that one can't express at a particular moment...you've been hammered, it's hurting bad, but you can do nothing coz your thiti is watching....ijjat ko issue...vanity bhane pani hunchha...so you just say "yessai" and hope nobody brings up the topic ever again. Yes, we've all been where tukaram and sanu have been at least once in our lives. Jhoot ke bolne, yaar? :)
HahooGuru Posted on 06-Jun-02 02:57 AM

Nepe:‘muj… nachaahiney nachaahiney kura garchha’

---
Nepe, from my reading so far on your postings, I still do not
believe that you scolded him using this sentence with prefix
of that first word. I am confident that you are just writnig them
here to make things interesting, "Nepe lai pani rish uthcha re kya"
, but, I am sure you don't get angry to that limit in real world.
Its my obeservation from postings.

Well, some peoples have double life, like I do have, in that case,
it can not be guaranteed 100%. I do expect you do not scold
using such "muj.." word, well, "Mu.." would have been more
acceptable, because "MU.." also included "Mula" and its
reasonable *descent* gali, I guess.

HG
sparsha Posted on 06-Jun-02 03:20 PM

I would like to thank all of you who liked Tukram and Sanu in the chhidi. Tyo cycle matra nadhaleko bhe...

All those who came to this thread looking for some serious intellectual debate must have been disappointed. I regret that. Yaspali lai yastai bho....

"Thank you Sparsha. You are one hell of story teller…"..Thank you, Nepe. Tyo "hell" bhako tham-ma heck matrai rakhi dya bhe ni huni.....tara bhaigo thik-kai chha...nahunu mama bhanda..kasnsa mama nai jaati....Oops! kano mama nai jaati.

"A newly wed woman met another old woman from her same maiti village ilaka at that lahare bar chautaro. Newly wed asked ,

'hamro gaam bata yaha paila (first) aako ta tapai nai ho kyare, haina ta..didi?"

"tai radi aaisa hola ni poila, ma ta bya garera aako....araka lai YASSAI..."
Kancho Posted on 06-Jun-02 03:57 PM

hehehee that was funny.
Nepe Posted on 06-Jun-02 04:27 PM

Sparsha,

I really meant to say …one heck of story teller. My bad English. I have already told somewhere that mero SLC ma English ko number ta thur (third) division. English ma mattai hai. Pheri malai purai thur division chahi nathannu ni. I have thoroughly enjoyed your story telling, both the story and the telling. Please do keep us entertaining.

Gurudev, I come from the place where Muj.. word is not a swear word. Everybody uses it almost in all situations. I even did not know its meaning. I think our area is very infamous for the swear words and cursing. I remember how one of my relative from very far place (Sindhuli) was shocked to hear the following dialogue between a mother and her son in our village:

Mother: Ye eeeeeee…………..Babu uuuuuuu……..
Son: Hajo..ooooooooooor………..
Mother: Talai hariiiiiiiiiiyo baans moorda. Dius bahri taas khelera katti malaai dukha dinchhas ye. Khurrukka marna aaijo yeha ghar ma.
chirag Posted on 07-Jun-02 02:27 PM

Sorry to be a bit late,
But HG ji,
The verse,'Aafo le afaiko bakhan gareko ni', in your initial posting in this thread make me remember what my nepali teacher used to say,
' Modern Jamana bhaneko Pothi basne jamana ho!'
His clarification goes like...
Previously it was like what you do, you had to wait till the others recognise your work and start praising; But time has changed. Nowadays it is like what you do you just start praising yourself so that the others will know, just like a hen starts with all the chorus Kut......... to let the world know that she had laid her egg.
Maybe that is the reason why advertisement and billboards become part of everyday life.
Also, I agree with your 'khattam bho aja ko jach...' stuff.
heck or hell Posted on 07-Jun-02 05:11 PM

I think "one hell of a story teller" is permissible. "heck" was an afterthought. "hell" is the original. religious minded ppl don't want to say hell therefore heck i think. Sparsha, I think you are being a tad sensitive. :-)
HahooGuru Posted on 07-Jun-02 06:30 PM

Chirag: ' Modern Jamana bhaneko Pothi basne jamana ho!'


---
I am not going to make comments on your posting, but, your
proverb is derogatory towards woman, at least in the eyes of
feminist. I know this proverb added with several others ukhan
in Nepal are derogatory towards woman or minorities, and
like I raised the issue of that word "Mu...", I would like to humbly
request you not to use such derogatory comment towards
neither woman nor any minorities. Lets avoid it. I liked your
postings after deducting this use of this ukhan. Frankly,
malai pani kahile kahile Nani dekhi lageko bani bhako le yasta
proverb jhalasha aauchha, tara I have to use Sanyam, and
avoid it. Its really hard, stressful to sort out such proverbs,
but, to get not attacked or criticized, its good to be under pressure
and sort them out. Mitra Chirag, I don't know your age, but,
(whether its your real identifiable name or not) I definitely guess
you will be great guy in future, and I don't expect your enemy
dig your mis use of derogatory provery, well, you will deny its
purpose of use, but, those who look at extreme ends will not
excuse you so easily, and your past will be drilled to the benefit
of your opponents or enemies. AS we had seen D.B. Lama
was initially praised for the detention of his father as police
officer, but, when he was jailed, the same newspaper cited that
D. B. Lama used to beat his father when he was kid, and used
to steal things ..... (I still do not believe those accusations), but,
............. such things happen when your positions fragile.
Please don't my suggestion negatively, at least, I am one of the
your well wishers.

HG
chirag Posted on 08-Jun-02 03:58 AM

HG ji,
Thanks for the precious suggestion!
BTW, the proverb is not against women.
It is just to cite the fact how a hen advertises her deeds!
I am against the proverb,'Pothi basnu hunna, alachin lagcha!'
But for the proverb, 'Pothi pani basnu parcha!'
Cos....
Anyway I am sure that being a feminist is not comparing oneself with every available feminine word. Hope so.