"Curiosity kills the rat"

Advocating the importance of sex education in school

Miss Croft,

My apologies....it was not supposed to be naughty, I was simply being honest here, you know....it is just a simple story about a little kid coming across truths of adolesence.

Talking about the awkward positions.....the canine copulation still cracks me up...the positon after copulation I mean.

And my request to all sajhaites....it was not meant to be obscene. Please....

Yo' JG:

Puleeezzz!!!! Come on people, how dare you guys to accuse our JG's narration obscene or naughty, unless they are doing jokingly.

We Nepalese, Aahh... We have so poor sense of humor...

Don't worry Hurray, my pal HD is being ironical here. He has this caustic sarcasm, always.

Anyway, Puleez JG, keep on rolling, Pullleeezzz...!!!

RSVP

Thanks RSVP,

That was a request in advance though.

:O ! :O ! :O !

John, my sincerest apologies for the misunderstanding ! Didn't mean to imply that it was obscene !! :S

Now this a pretty rare occasion here - bunch of nepalis being nice to each other and apologizing ... Definitely a Kodak moment.

my bad, it was my misunderstanding.

new,

why don't we all smile then?

cheers.....

You got it bro... Cheese..

I would rather say cheddar...my smile is skewed.

Recently I had an opportunity to meet all the faculties of BU and Cambridge college for a meeting. ...then Dr. John Rossi, the writer of many MBA textbooks started lecturing...on a man's brain...

A brain has three layers..the theory of triune brain...the reptitlian, llimbic and the outer neocortex(the thinking)...all these function primarily for two reasons: one for survival and one for reproduction...

So any context or anything we do can be divided into either for reproduction or survival....all three brains respond simultaneously to asses each incident as either for survival and reproduction...

when a gal sees a guy or vice versa..guess what's on the mind??? making babies instantly...so at first the reptilian mind clicks as to how to seduce the other person in a millisecond...If people have their thinking cap on..or the neocortex...it starts making us think whether to make babies that quick is right or wrong...finally the limbic brain ...the middle part does a tug of war between the two parts of the brain...and maybe stops somewhere in between like...saying hello, are you free this weekend...(reptiliia is thinking oh we have postpone it until the weekend)...

Rape is for those people whose braincells ....the neocortex and limbic are dead...
Statying virgin forever ..is for those people ..who has a thinking HAT on instead of a cap
Making love at intervals is of the people whose limbic brain is working right..

Finally..reptiles in us make us reproduce...

So this is my lecture is making babies tonite..boys and girls

rest we'll cacth on later

From the story of John and the replies of other people, its clear tht nepali kids have poor knowledge of human birth. As the time pass by, they somehow figured out themselves how babies are born. Being a nepali, I am no more different than the people over here in this thread. Raised in a village, spent a lot of time with friends once I learnt
from elder friend that babies are born after copulation of a couple. But I didnt have much knowledge about the process. I and my friend finally came about a theory after several days of brain stroming - babies are born instantly after a couple mate- like rice is ready after half an hour of cooking, baby making process must be like rice cooking process. But we never saw baby making process so we concluded they make baby during night so that they can work in field during day time. Generally some people have gal first and some have boy first. So we explained it depends upon what they like to make- some prefer to make a gal and some prefer to make a boy. We were happy with our theory because a couple can make a baby when they want and what they want. It had proof too because some parents have 2,3 or 4 babies ( very low no and after some year gap). It seemed after making baby, they dont make for some years (like we dont feel hungry after eating rice). So our rice theory of baby making was perfect.
Damn our rice thoery failed when we studied reproduction system in the biology class.
It takes 9 months to make a baby and again its not sure what to make! Oh no our rice theory gone to trash! But thanks to our parents, they wait us for 9 months and after birth they are taking care till they die. I love u dad n mom!

John,I really enjoyed reading it. the other day I was telling a doctor friend of mine what really happend, I was posted in one of the Sadarmukam hospital and I remeber one of the gentleman complained his wife got pregnant eventhough he used the condoms , I did ask him what was thereason behind , was he sure it wasn't torn he did replied me kahan hunu ni doctor sahab , jasari sikako thiyo tayasari nai lagayeko, i asked how he showed me he used the condoms into one of his finger before doing it. but when I here in USA, the other day I had this patient of mine who told me condoms gettear down during the intercourse. so two different people.

Hush,

Thanks for sharing...it was really a brilliant information. Not many people know it, seeing your reply, I guess I am going to research it more on the net.

napalean,

Your rice theory is worth applause, it was a lot better than the sindoor theory. It at least made some sense.

manish,

I would call it the lack of sex education in both school and public places, although family planning aids have user manuals, they should be explained in more detail to people with little education.

नमस्ते जोनजी,
धेरै पछि भेट भो ...... अनि राम्रा कथा सुनाउनु भो!!!!
धन्यबाद!!! अनि के छ हो अरु हालचाल???
सुनुम न हो दितेलमा!!!
निर्माण~*

hiya nirman,

how have you been? long time no see......Is everything altright?

you are lucky that you are in bangkok....yaha aphu lai 3 wota hurricane to samana garda garda ringata chutisakyo.

Hey John how you have been... I am just unusual comer in Sajha.. Knew that you had to face Hurican or something like that.. I wrote you an email if something I can do for you.. Pack of food just in case, but i didnt get any reply from you..Anyway by now you are better off than I am here..

BTW nice reading ..keep rolling.. Hush thats perfect theory I will keep in touch with you if I have some more to ask..

कहाँ ब्याङ्कक हुनु!!!! यो बेल्जियम भन्ने ठाममा, पराया देशाँ दुख पाउन आएको :)!!!ब्याङ्कक त ट्रान्जिट मात्र थ्यो।।

thanks a million pisces,

I am fine by the grace of god....thankfully our troubles did not last long and life is back to normal again. if possible, pls help the people at New orleans, the levee broke down again.

Nirman,

Sorry to have been mistaken, I always thought you were in bangkok....but you are still lucky....europe is better than asia and north america.

John Galt how have u been?
A fun read, liked it a lot.

Galt right on target as usual! Smack innto the heart of puberty! :)