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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 01:53 PM
A SardarJI at medical entrance test......
A SardarJI applied for admission to a Medical College.
He never made it thru the Common Entrance Test ( CET).
You will never guess why!!! Here's his answer paper.
Define the following :
> ANTI BODY - against everyone
> ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
> BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
> BENIGN - what you be after eight
> BOWEL - letters like a, e, I, o, u.
> CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome
> CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of card playing
> CAT SCAN - searching for a lost kitty
> CHRONIC - the neck of a crow
> COMA - punctuation mark
> CORTISONE - area around the local court
> CYST - short for sister
> DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
> DILATE - the late British Princess Diana
> DISLOCATION - in this place
> DUODENUM - a couple in blue jeans
> ENEMA - not a friend
> FALSE LABOUR - pretending to work
> GENES - blue denim
> GROIN - smile
> HERNIA - she close by
> HYMEN - greeting to several men
> IMPOTENT - distinguished / well known
> LABOUR PAIN - hurt at work
> LACTOSE - people without feet
> LYMPH - walk unsteadily
> MENOPAUSE - me no wait
> MICROBES - small dressing gown
> OBESITY - city of Obe
> PACEMAKER - winner of the Nobel Peace Prize
> PROTEIN - in favour of teens
> PULSE - grain
> RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
> RUPTURE - ecstasy
> SECRETION - hiding something
> SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
> SUTURE - Gujerati for 'what do you want'
> TABLET - a small table
> TUMOUR - an extra pair
> ULTRASOUND - radical noise
> URINE - opposite of you're out
> VARICOSE - very close
> VAS DEFERENS - extremely difficult
> VEIN - at what time
> VITREOUS HUMOR - witty & funny
I KNOW SOME PPL HERE IN SAJHA ARE OBSESSED WITH EQUALITY..so lemme jus add....NO OFFENCES MEANT !jus for fun
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 02:55 PM
hahahahaha
oei oysterrr talai ke bho????
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 03:00 PM
Lol! Oys..... nice!
I was worried about equality but more so about the quality of your posting (as Bhedo ji has stated about quality in Sajha!) ;)
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| Eminem8 |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 04:30 PM
I told you Oys was a racist!!!!!
Heehehe.......................just kidding,
funny, though
Shady
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| MystriousGal |
Posted
on 04-Apr-03 09:54 PM
chill out romeo
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 05-Apr-03 06:29 PM
this is funny ...comfu dumfu
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