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Posted
on 09-Jun-01 10:55 PM
INSIDE NEWS! RELIABLE SOURCE! The commission is currently considering these Top 10 Culprits behind the royal massacre:
10. It was a plot by newspaper hawkers. Hey, the economy sucks, and folks have gotta make a living.
9. I’d tell you but I might get charged with treason.
8. Gyanendra. He’s really big on tourism, and he’s noticed how countries like Cambodia and Vietnam that used to be screwed up and off-limits to tourists are totally hip when they open up again.
7. I’m afraid it really was Dipendra. He’s supposed to be doing his dissertation at TU on population control. This was his field research. Besides, you know how those grad students can get.
6. Haven’t you noticed how Dipendra looked a lot like Elvis?
5. Well, first there were these white lights over India. Then those SAME WHITE LIGHTS were seen over Nepal. They were shaped like a saucer.
4. David Letterman. His ratings have been low, and he needed some jokes.
3. The butler did it. But it was an accident.
2. Hrithek Roshan. He really, really hates Nepalis.
1. Nobody’s dead. It’s just a test to see how efficient the government is. If anyone is found who can respond to this thing well, they get to run the country.
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