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| jira |
Posted
on 08-Apr-03 08:56 AM
No need to wait to get your turn. Irrespective of the number in your license plate, you can now operate your vehicle daily. I sometimes wonder who came up with this wonderful idea to solve the petroleum problem? Jore ki bijore garera ni desh chalawuney? If the peace talk fails, I won't be surprised to see the coin tossing rule. Gai aye baburam, Tirshul aye raja.
Nepal is becoming a golden gate for business. Even Mike Tyson is considering his next fight in Kathmandu. I bet the tickets will be sold out. We are by nature hardly show any reluctance to get the things which comes once in life time. A parent pays Rs. 4000/month to enroll his 3 year old in Nap class. Considering this, Tyson seems way cheaper and he does not fight every month either. Of course, he can not change every county jail into boxing arena. But, our junkie bro does not even pay a penny to take nap if he is speculative enough to get hooked up with the right kind of baba in the vicinity of Pashupati. What a disimilarity?
The resolution to establish a china town in Nepal has recently been passed but guess what! ..we already have china town with no known discount. If you visit Ktm, it is in ready to go stage. A busy chinese women is selling watches from tub full of water because she does not have time to tell her customers that they are waterproof. Calling the same scenario, I remember buying vegetables from Runmukteswore. Unlcuky he! a guy from our neihboring country can not do the same while selling hawaladdu with the ringing bell. Anyway, these 0% discount markets are not for me who is so into this discount thing here in US. I feel lucky enough to pay 80 bucks for a 100 bucks coat with 20% off rather than paying 80 bucks with no discount at all.
Like always, I called home to find out what was new in town. Believe me, there are so many things going on in my neighborhood back home. A 18 year old threatened his father to elope with his high school sweetheart if he does not get motor bike within certain period. No wonder his father's name is in corruption list. Thanks to our growing economy, everybody is in Bakery including my 1 year old niece who does not swallow anything but milk, nearby momo shops are virtually running out of business. My brother recently had his nose surgery, now he can smell kerosine in petrol. I heard only the police club sells petrol with no kerosine oil. At least , they are doing one thing good for public. Two of our neighbors sold their land to pay this guy in embassy to get their visa-stamped. I was wondering.."embassy kai naam ma jagga naamsaari gardya bhe ni huni..jhanjat kina?". I hope it is just a joke coz I know that they are like very jolly kya..jailey ni joke matrai gari basney.....
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| Harris |
Posted
on 08-Apr-03 09:50 AM
Jiraji, very nice satire.....
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 08-Apr-03 10:17 AM
Jira dai !!
tapaiko abhab bhai ra belama kya twakka deko..katti kura ta bujhe, katti bujhina....tara jatti bujhe thikka lagyo..ali kam bhayo jasto lagyo..climax tira gai ra ko jira ko humour , hamro taraiko Goru- Gada jasto chui-chui gardai gudi rathyo..achanak Rate Gorule para chardai gareki Kaili gai lai dekhera side hanne nidho gardai sidha bato hoina, Kaili tira jane koshishma Gada tanna chodera gai tira ghurna thaleko jastai bho...Jira dai !! Yo Rate ko puchar nimothau ki ghochau yeslai yo latthile..ali para puge pachi gai lai side hanna chodcha ra sarashar bato lagcha hamro Rate bhanne aashama....
jira hamro pheri driver... naramro sanga hanla bhane dar pheri china town ma kineko "jinsing" ko chiya khayeko bal le..'Constructive Criticism" .. re kya ajha lastma..narishaunush hai..hehe
tara aajkal khaderi lageko Sajhma ali kati barshat huna la ho ki jasto bha thyo tapaiko mathiko posteeng padhera.. tara badal matra beskana madariyera aako bhan bhayo..pani ma nithrukka bhijna paiyena..tesari bichamai Indrale tappa Mu*8ko dhara rokeko jasto nagarau ta dai!..
dhara prawaha jawashna...kya...
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| Aliciaa |
Posted
on 08-Apr-03 10:22 AM
Ira ho ki jira ho ali aftero bho padhna lai tara pani it was an interesting stuff.
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 08-Apr-03 11:51 AM
Jira jyu!!
hahaha!!!
Dhumbaba le bhanya jastai,
Kunai cheeze meetho ma khoji rahethe
ma sochi rahethe, jira le twkka diyo!!
ehh....!! Nice Piece!!! Mann harshabibhor bho!!!
:D
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| khimu |
Posted
on 08-Apr-03 12:31 PM
hey Jira is that true, the mike tyson going to fight in ktm ? That would be cool .
jira dai ko story pani jira jastai mahangai hunchha
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 08-Apr-03 02:16 PM
Ho ho...Mike Tyson ra pahalwaan dada bhustighre Jabbar ko fight cha re Tundikhel ma...Tyson le chai tyo kukur ko mukh ma laidine guard launu aniwaarya chha re...JIra referee...taang muni bata buruk buruk kahile yeta, kahile uta garne bho...
Boxing khel ko madhyanta ma...naya aakarshan...Raja Gyanendra ra Comrade Baburam ko arm wresting re...Girija ra madhav ko chai languti taanne baji re...
Tikas...agadi ko rupiya 500 matra...euti chwak ni saath ma lyaune bhaye free...third kilaas ko rupaiya 50 matra...badaam, kakro, chat pat ko extra...
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| jira |
Posted
on 09-Apr-03 07:18 AM
Khai khimu! tha chaina..mailey ta suneko kuro lekhya matrai ho. You better verify with the authority.
Dhumba dai lay lattey hanyo gaada ko gaph diyera.ratey goru lai tara lawuna ka tyati sajilo thyo ra! Tyo gawusala ko bich ma sadhey dhasamassa basda ewuta Japanese lay XL morecycle sadheko ko half inchi mathi bata woodako yaad ayo hahahaha..purano kuro
Harris ji lai dhannebaad..poonte lay bhanya sancho ho. Tyo arm wrestling ko kuro ta jhan saya pratisat twakrakkai. Ewuta kuro chutayecha poonte lay..chwaank chwaank taruni haruko chultho tanataan pani huna la cha rey..Mike tyson lay yuaspala baburaam ko kaan chapaidey huni...barta bhanga...
Prempujari lay Naago yaad dilayo jhari pareko deen......
Timro jastai mutu mero pani..
timro jastai maya mero pani
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| PremPujari |
Posted
on 09-Apr-03 08:51 AM
Nagooo???
hahahahha!! Took me a while to understand it.
hahahah!!
Bro, you can take me, you can take my heart, you can take my whole life... but don't take my love and give it your name hai. hehe!!!
Timro jasto mutu mero pani hola
Tara trimro jasto maya mero hoina!!
Jira Bro,
I just grew up a brand new addiction (Sajha addiction ta chadai cha). The addiction is that I have to read at least one writing from you everyday. Kyaarne-hola. Natra Palm starts sweatin', Khutta starts shakin'. Kyaarne hola??? Aba considering saathi bhai ko addiction, you should start posting at least ONE a day hai.. ehh... They don't have a rehab for that, do they???
Jaawosh bro jaawosh, Rakshyaa bandhan ko Kwaati ko kasaaam!!!
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