| jira |
Posted
on 11-Apr-03 08:35 AM
It is Friday and but I hardly find anything to write. I have to create on my own like these students are creating riot in Nepal. Well put Sparsha! where were they when this baburam dude was enjoying all those killings? What do they expect? Do they expect police to go hand in hand when they torch the public vehicles? Forget it..today is that jolly friday and I want to go to bar tonight. I want to get drunk otherwise I may not have guts to ask them out. Everytime I tried, it failed for some obvious reasons. Ten out of ten were futile because I asked what her major was. Who would join me if I start asking about GPA and major in the crowded bar? "Keto jehendaar recha, aja rati woosai sanga januparla"..stupid me. It is US and they need other kind of jehendaari like these black folks do. Who would join me if I keep on behaving like this? Even all these alternative brotha and sista will soon hate me in javajoint. The first time I went to this java place, I complained about the junkie smell. "Pashupati ho ra Dhoop ko basna awuna lai?", one of my mayoorpunkhi nepali friend shattered before I could say anything. Even the Pashupati is not free from that smell. I wonder how these bhattas are surviving over there. Perhaps, they do not know the culture coz most of them are imported from south India. Cricket! oh ya..Now I know why they are so good at catching the big dacchina before they would reach to my biswhambhar mahadeb. Chanchoon goes wide for them. How much is chaanchoon? I do not know..Mercy on me! I still see these paanch paisey dhyaak as chaanchoon. Mohor is history and so is suki. My niece collects 1 ruipya ko dabal. Isn't that enough? "You do not belong here man..", a cab driver was telling me when I asked for 5 Rs. as my change back. So, where would I belong? Bush dai will never forget me for having kalo kapal. Sivaratri ma police lay magney dhawpawunda naga-baba aulpatra parya jastai aulpatra parey ma ta....Dhoti na topi kaha jawun ma? Even if I go bald, they will still recognize me as kalo kapaal coz I am freakin loafing around nude here. Who would accompany me? It is not time for another woodstock yet.
Anyway, dherrai gungun kina? Tonight is our new years eve. One of my uncle's daughter is going to Nagarcoat to join some kind of acid party. Unlike me, the junkie number 1, my uncle is still thinking that her daughter is joining the wedding party in the eve of new year. "Gift ke lanchas ta chhori?", My uncle asked. Gift ta ma po dichu ta ba tapai lai push-magh tira, Chhori lay tyastai sochi ki manmannai. I do not know I just had a hunch before I hung up.
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