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on 16-Apr-03 06:24 AM
This is what somebody forwarded to me. I hope some of you will certainly remember your high school teachers speaking like that. hehe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Desi English In class : * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in. * Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside * Both of you three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the window. * Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver. * Take 5 cm wire of any length. About family : * I have two daughters both of them are girls At the play ground : * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. Pronouncing punishment : * You, rotate the ground four times * You, go and under-stand the tree * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why you are late - say YES or NO And 'Sir' at his best...!!! *Desi teacher to a boy, angrily--> I talk, he talk, why you middle talk
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