| NepaliThito |
Posted
on 21-Apr-03 04:50 PM
*A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning
*A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
*Definition of a Gynaecologist: Someone who looks for problems
where others look for pleasure!!!
*Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with? "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'
*SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunitha I want to marry you.
SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you
SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll marry you next year!
*WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE CREATED THE FIRST NEGRO.
SHIT I BURNT ONE....
*Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
Because people started licking the wrong side
*A boy asked Airtel Girl:what is ur speciality?
Airtel Girl: Night time incoming free!!
*Doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exhausted! Are u
having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day!!
*Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita
ho, prerna ho, hawana ho, Kalpna ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, rakesh ho!
And the best:
A sardar kid beaten on the ass by his teacher, goes home, looks
at his back n the mirror and says: "Saale ne maar maar ke doh tukde kar
diya!!"
Have a nice Day
Nepali Thito
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