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on 02-May-03 12:17 PM
Found in TND
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BRITISH: You have two cows. They are crazy. You try to sell them in Europe.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
CAPITALISM -- AMERICAN: You have two cows. You sell one of them, and buy a bull. The cow and bull have a great love life; you sell the movie rights to Hollywood. Then you go into real estate.
COMMUNISM -- CHINESE: You don't have any cows. The government sets up a joint venture with McDonald's.
COMMUNISM -- CUBAN: You no longer have any cows. They sailed to Miami. You still have no milk - but you do have Fidel.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both cows and drafts you.
IDEALISM: You have two cows. You get married and your partner milks them.
NAZISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and then shoots you.
SIMPSONISM: Don't have a cow man!
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.
SOCRATIC METHODISM: How many cows do I have? Why?
TALIBANISM: You have two cows. At first, the government makes them wear burkas, but later shoots them because "they are Hindu religious symbols."
UNITED NATIONISM: You have two cows. France vetoes you from milking them. The United States and Britain veto the cows from milking you. New Zealand abstains.
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