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| Suna |
Posted
on 05-May-03 06:35 AM
FEMALE PRAYER:
>
>Before I lay me down to sleep,
>I pray for a man who's not a creep,
>One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>One who's loves to listen long,
>One who thinks before he speaks,
>When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
>I pray that he is gainfully employed,
>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>And never attempt to hit on my friend.
>And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
>I look at the creep you sent me instead.
>Amen.
>
>MALE PRAYER:
>
>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>store. Amen.
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 05-May-03 07:04 AM
Amen neppa,
nice one, but does it really work? re kya;)
On your face,
dangggg
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| Suna |
Posted
on 05-May-03 08:31 AM
danggg
why don't you pray and tell if your prayers are answered la?
:)
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 05-May-03 08:36 AM
Hey sis,
I jus read it couple of days ago, I was thinking of mailing it to ... :-D! Read ur post's title, I thought lemme see what it's, no wonder it was the same prayer :-)! KooL!
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| khimu |
Posted
on 05-May-03 08:51 AM
but suna i don,t like big boobs gurl thikkako maan parchha
color (black) guy do like everything big no kidding bhannya.
"36", "24", "21"
thats my type
believe me or not
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| Suna |
Posted
on 05-May-03 09:38 AM
hey Khimu
thanks for that information, but like I mentioned, please let the man above of your likes/dislikes!
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| Sangey |
Posted
on 05-May-03 10:22 AM
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 05-May-03 10:29 AM
Baby got back, I got 6 pack!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 05-May-03 12:07 PM
ma pani aaja uso bhe yaha kam bata jhopadi tira jada bata ma euti ghachchi ko butt liyera paisa magira hunchhe---tyasaile bhe ni "shake it" bhanna parla --suka diyera.
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