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| sally |
Posted
on 05-May-03 07:08 AM
Sent by a friend ...
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The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The Washington Post. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie chart format.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't really sure there is a country or that anyone is running it, but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist
dwarfs who are also illegal aliens from any country (or galaxy) as long as they are Democrats.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
The National Enquirer is read by people who can almost read.
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| DWI |
Posted
on 05-May-03 07:43 AM
I can vouch the truthness for NY Times, Daily News and Post. So true.
Kantipur is read by people who think they are getting an 'unbiased' report than Gorkhapatra.
Gorkhapatra is read by people whose wife need a paper to wrap her shoes.
Mahanagar is read by people who have already marked all 'Nepal Bandhs' through out the year, in their calender.
The Rising Nepal is read by people who really don't read much of a newspaper but want to show they do.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 05-May-03 08:10 AM
Damn! It's been so long since I read a news paper! Hard copy, at least!
What do they say about people who do NOT read any newspaper at all?
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| khimu |
Posted
on 05-May-03 08:19 AM
i do read non
i don,t know about otheres
"Gorkhapatra is read by people whose wife need a paper to wrap her shoes."
that was cool DWI
And kathmandu post read by people who thinks he is the PHD. Hamro nepla ma
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| Arnico |
Posted
on 05-May-03 08:27 AM
and the Himalayan Times, Himal, and Nepali Times are read by people who know they are getting a biased reporting, but would still like to pretend that they are getting objective news...
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| Suna |
Posted
on 05-May-03 08:32 AM
The Washington Post's "Style" section!
The rest is all hogwash to me!
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| playa_from_himalaya |
Posted
on 05-May-03 10:47 AM
Dafa 420 and Karamchand.....all issues, all sections..all pages
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 05-May-03 10:59 AM
and the Guardian and the Observer are read by people who believe that the leaders are nothing but liars.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 05-May-03 11:00 AM
Wave magazine for "lato desh ma batho tanneri"
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| Deep |
Posted
on 05-May-03 12:08 PM
Manohar kahaniya, satya katha yasto chahi kasle padhne re chha? afno dyang pani ta khuttyaunu paryo ni!
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| Adirondack |
Posted
on 05-May-03 12:13 PM
ani "Yauvan ko pyas"," tyo neelo raat", "bhijeko sapana" ....etc chahi kasle padhchha ? ;)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 05-May-03 12:22 PM
lukeko samaj, nilo choli chahi kasle padhne re chha?
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