| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 06-May-03 08:11 AM
this is wut i give ya ... A SMILE.. or a laugh thats as ugly as dog fart
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
> Then I look at you......
> I ......
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> I rather look at the stars again.
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> Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
> It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
> Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
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> If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
> If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
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> Good looking people r hard to find.
> That's why u don't ......
> That's y u don't see me often.
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> When u feel sad....
> To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
> "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
> But don't make this a habit.....
> Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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> Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home n we ll have sum fun."
> When she goes the next day to his home.......
> There was NO ONE at home. (not even sardarji himself)
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> Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....
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> LOADING.....
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> ERROR: no brain detected.
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> WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
> HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday." !
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> A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
> LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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