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| jira |
Posted
on 07-May-03 07:19 AM
"Ye Dai, karatey sikna jana la ho dai?" I turned my head around. It was same phucchey who I always used to encounter around that time almost with the same question. I do not know who told him but he somehow knew that I was into karatey business thosedays. As a teenager, ma ni excited nabha haina but phucchey seemed more excited than I was. Ma hinni belama dui awula lai V style ma ankha nira lagera takthyo. Before I started this class, I was under the same impression that fucchey had..kung fu bhanya tyassai garera ankha nikalney hola V style ma aawunla gopera. It was little late when I reached rungasala. Everybody was in ferocious Hu..hu mood with guru. Moreover, Jangey guru never had any smile in his face. Being a guru, I think he was trying to save his angry young personality. Guru tyastai 23/24 ko hundo ho tyati khera.
"Jangey ta daan rey ni Darjeling ko!"....Ambarey whispered me. I gave him a no way look. He did not like me going against his statement. "J***t ni haina Daan ta..daan huna ta 8 wata balckbelt lai dhalnu parcha", I gave him more clear remark on why he was wrong. Ambarey did not say anything. Instead, he kept on doing hu..hu..
Aba yasari gar keta ho....Jangey lay action nikalera ewuta kanta dekhayo. His fabulous demonstration dazzled me that I could not resist looking at Ambarey. I saw him looking at me too. His expression was meant to be ..dekhies ta mailey bhanya haina!, "Ho ki kya ho?", ..Malai ni aba chai Jangey daan nai ho jasto lagyo. I think Jangey noticed what we were up to. He ordered both of us to come in front. "Phaang gar ekpalta", he told Ambarey to do some phaang. It was his routine style of giving punishment when something used to go against his rules. After Ambarey gave him an OK performance, he told me to do the same. I was there straddling my legs as much as I could. He asked Ambarey to crawl inbetween my legs. Ambarey ko dhaad bichhama aaipugda alikata kutkuti lagyo. "Haschhas! ajhhai", Jangey seemed bit irritant this time. I gave him 20 pushups for not showing good phaang. "sikdina M*** yasto karatey saratey sassai phusikini gari..yassaipani fight khelyo bhaney ghar ma chutai bheti halincha, Karatey sikera ke phaida?", Bholi dekhi ta J**** ni awudina..I partially decided right there.
Because of that stupid faang, I was in so much pain. "Aja ni goda chyatera aaies ki kya ho?", my mom instantly noticed as soon as I returned home. "Chyatna sakya bhey ta hunthyo ni!", I exploded in no time expressing my hidden anger towards Jangey. "Dublako pani chhas, bholi dekhi naja na ta"..she consoled me. Tara ekpalta Jangey lai dhunga tipera bajjawuna paye....Karatey sikya bhanda ni faida hunthyo..that was my only revenge that I could think at that particular moment.
Bholipalta siddai haniye malum kinna Sai-farma tira. "Dai aja jana pardaina dai kick hanna?", phucchey caught me on my way to medical store. Ye dai, hamlai ni kick sikawunoos na dai, dai koon belt dai? Phucchey was monotonously babbling from behind.
I turned around. Malai ni awuncha comfu dai..herni??...hijo bushlee ko filim herya..
V-shape ma awunla taki ra thyo mero ankha tira khutta uchalera.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 07-May-03 07:31 AM
ma pani sikna janthe tyo karate---suru suru ma ta duitai ghuda khumchayera ubhiyera muthi parya euta hat bhudi nera arko kaandh ko bara bar tankayera ek chhin rakhe si ta ganthe khumcheka ghuda ta thararara kamna thalni babai!
jira dai le kuro lyauchha---tyo sai pharma ma aausadhi napauda tyo kamal pokhari chowk ko pharma ma janthe ma --ahile nam birse tyo pharma ko---
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 07-May-03 09:28 AM
hahah ..jira dai atti ghat parne kuro!
I remember dui maina ko chutti ma sablai karate sikna janu parne..dada bhanekai karate aaune laghtyo afu lai.......i could never do that faang either........still can't do! ani ek choti school ma karate class suru garya thiyo.........first class ma almost whole school attended......within a year.....it shrunk down to five or six eheheh..........
v shape le aankha nikalne re? ehehehehe euta dai le tyastai acting garthyo.......no wonder we like bruce leee sooooooooo much!
refreshing as always jira dai..n also thanx for wari jamuna :) ali ali tyai tui pari rachu
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| vivid |
Posted
on 07-May-03 11:33 AM
Jira ji,
Tyo 'V' style le ankha nikalne bhanda auta chinese cartoon ko yaad ayo ke.
2 jana chinese ko kungfu fight bhai raa huncha,
Ek jana le pura 'V' le arko ko ankha tira takcha,
Ani arko pani ke kam, hataar sanga 2 ankha ko bich ma auta haat dhar lagaucha 'V' chekna lai,
But apsoch, tyo first guy le 'V' madhyeko auta aunla muthi ma banda garera auta ankha ta nikali die halcha.
:)
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 07-May-03 11:40 AM
hahah reminded me of my own experience.. rangasala ma ko thyo guru? sanjeeb ho? tyo ta brown belt matra..tyalkle dukha dintyo..aaja kuikosheen ko ramji guru le ta dinu training dine rey keta haroolai..
mero chahi white bata yellow ma jada kirtipur ko euta dai le laat hanya.. aankhai futyo ki jasto lagya thyo.. ekaichin mat ma dhalera jurukka bag bokera dress change pani nagaree rangasaala bata niskera sidhai taxi chadera ghaar aani tyaha bata daudera teaching hospital.. hehe
anyway bro.. good descripotion/narrative.. fang garda ko samjhyo bhane ahile samma dukhcha
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| thaag |
Posted
on 07-May-03 02:26 PM
Jira ji
Good one. Jhandi malie ne kaukuti lageko
"Ambarey ko dhaad bichhama aaipugda" he he he
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