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| SelfExplorer |
Posted
on 14-May-03 02:58 PM
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish
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| SelfExplorer |
Posted
on 14-May-03 02:59 PM
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
got married; then it was too late.
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| SelfExplorer |
Posted
on 14-May-03 03:01 PM
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And
what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire.", she replied.
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| a_sajhaite |
Posted
on 14-May-03 03:06 PM
Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya.."
Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua "
Boy: " Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "
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| a_sajhaite |
Posted
on 14-May-03 03:06 PM
Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! we'll try to do it
slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another.............................................
WEDDING RING !
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| a_sajhaite |
Posted
on 14-May-03 03:07 PM
Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya.."
Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua "
Boy: " Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "
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| a_sajhaite |
Posted
on 14-May-03 03:08 PM
Why did the Sardar take his pregnant wife to " PIZZA HUT "
---Because they advertised "FREE DELIVERY "
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| playa_from_himalaya |
Posted
on 14-May-03 06:59 PM
WAH ...WAH....WAH.... KYA MARA, KYA MARA....
MU THAPO MUJHE PISAP AYA...WAH..WAH..WAH..
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| chick pea |
Posted
on 15-May-03 08:43 AM
What a man should have engraved on his wedding ring: "PUT IT BACK ON"
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| khimu |
Posted
on 17-May-03 11:20 AM
Bhakta fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to
propose marriage to her. After much thinking he asked, "Sujata, would you like to be the mother of my children?"
Sujata replied, "why not? how many have you?"
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| a_sajhaite |
Posted
on 17-May-03 05:46 PM
Wah Wah kya mara....Khimu......good one!
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