| a_sajhaite |
Posted
on 14-May-03 09:57 PM
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
He says, "Oh, honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
She is appeased and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
He says, "What's that for this time?"
She answered, "Your horse just called."--
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| chick pea |
Posted
on 15-May-03 08:11 AM
That was a good joke.
Here is another one.
A husband tells his wife that it is time for her to get a job. The wife hasn't worked a day in her life and the only thing she was good at was "making love', so she decides to become a prostitute.
After her first day of work, she comes home and gives her money to her husband. He counts the money and says, "You made $500.10, who gave you 10 cents?"
And she says, "Everybody".
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