| thaag |
Posted
on 16-May-03 01:25 PM
UU: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
UNI: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
UU: Can I buy you a drink?
UNI: Actually I'd rather have the money.
UU: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
UNI: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
UU: How did you get to be so beautiful?
UNI: I must've been given your share.
UU: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
UNI: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
UU: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
UNI: Okay, get out.
UU: I think I could make you very happy.
UNI: Why? Are you leaving?
UU: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
UNI: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
UU: Can I have your name?
UNI: Why? Don't you already have one?
UU: Shall we go see a movie?
UNI: I've already seen it.
UU: Where have you been all my life?
UNI: Hiding from you.
UU: Haven't I seen you some place before?
UNI: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
UU: Is this seat empty?
UNI: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
UU: So, what do you do for a living?
UNI: I'm a female impersonator.
UU: Hey baby, what's your sign?
UNI: Do not enter.
UU: Your body is like a temple.
UNI: Sorry, there are no services today.
UU: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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