| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 20-May-03 01:51 PM
Q)What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,
but you can't beat a
blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minde.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they
get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and
your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and
the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in
common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
breaks, you're screwed.
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