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| saroj |
Posted
on 22-May-03 01:57 PM
I've been amazed how skillful some of the writers on sajha are. It's sort of an unofficial competition as to who writes better. What's the deal with good writing? Do people who write better get laid more? Or they don't get laid, and that's why they have all the time in the world to write on sajha.
I myself am taking some English Writing classes and hope to get somewhere up on the sajha distinguished writers list. But I want to find out from the experienced writers if it will help in getting laid as well.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 22-May-03 02:13 PM
Saroj ji:
Go figure! ...And when you have figured it out, would you please let us know so we can brush up on ours too.
Thanks!
... and good luck on your writing and getting laid classes (just don't get laid off for good with stds!)
:)
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| sks |
Posted
on 22-May-03 02:25 PM
u should ask our very own mr goredai......he seems to be well-versed in the art of wooing women with his writing.
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 22-May-03 02:31 PM
Saroj,
You may want to choose Samrat Upadhaya as your Guru........
Bhunte
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 22-May-03 02:46 PM
Pfft, I ain't impressed. Grandiloquent sonsa guns. To tell you the truth though, grandiloquence might be a good way to improve your English. I have been impressed by only one person, but I ain't taking his name coz he has sort of tried to put me down.
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 22-May-03 03:06 PM
Saroj, as Bhunte said, why don't start from something like guru of love...maybe you can write guru to be laid???? how about that one??
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 22-May-03 04:12 PM
When it comes to fornication for pleasure or procreation, there are three rules gentlemen:
Rule 1) You do not talk about fornication
Rule 2) You do not write about fornication
Rule 3) "NIKE" - Just do it!
"Join the club for you will receive no answer and that is the answer" - Jedi Master YODA
May the force be with you................
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 22-May-03 04:15 PM
P.S seath your light saber in sajha.
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| Join Saab |
Posted
on 22-May-03 04:32 PM
You don't need to be a good writer to get laid
Just remember what your "Join Saab" said
To get laid
All you need is a girl and a bed!!!
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 22-May-03 04:52 PM
Bed & Fluffy handcuffs & blindfold................ OPPSSSSSs Did I say that out loud?
Toba .. toba... toba (touch ears)
:o)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 22-May-03 05:45 PM
Saroj ji
I love Bhedo ji's writing; he can assume male as well as female personalities (El Paso and Niharika).... As far as I know, Bhedo is a virgin (he has stated so ...somewhere!), so you might want to follow the Bhedic tract first! :p
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| a_sajhaite |
Posted
on 22-May-03 06:12 PM
:)................well........some things can be expressed without writing too...thats what sajhaites are good at....... they have a amazing ability to say a lot in just a few words.....
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 22-May-03 06:35 PM
Lol, Sitara, very tongue-in-cheek. Come on though, I have never claimed that my English is perfect. I know it's not, and I am trying to improve, like everyone here is, I guess. One thing that sucks about Sajha is that you can't edit your message after you post it. I don't bother correcting my English, even when I know I made grammatical errors. But such feature would be very helpful, if you ask me.
Oh, and I had also posted recently as a kinky, aspiring Nepali stripper! Hehe. But I thought she came out to be too puerile, so I gave up on her.
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 22-May-03 07:09 PM
bhedo jiu ko kati dherai roop ni???
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 22-May-03 07:31 PM
It may be Khasi (kinda virgin) Bhedo (Vet Doc) ....lol
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 22-May-03 07:53 PM
So then, you're automatically labeled a eunuch if you've come of age and haven't indulged in sexual activities? That's bullshite. How many times have I heard this cliche?? Many of my Nepali friends(unmarried ones, 23 or so, my age group) are in the same position, and I believe the same applies also to other Nepali folks. I watch porn daily, and I jerk off daily, I wet my bed daily. What more would I want, lol, real meat? Naw, I got my lovedoll here with me, so I can plug it in whenever I got my hormones raging.Of course when I'm with my American friends, I pretend I have already had sexual intercourse, in order to fit in, and not be ridiculed. Currently though, I do have a 47 yr old girlfriend. She knows I'm in a quagmire. So, we'll see how it goes.
All right, I ain't no egomaniac, but I had to defent myself here.
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| gharmigirl |
Posted
on 22-May-03 07:54 PM
too sorry bhedo give up on kinky aspiring Nepali stripper. may be try again as kinky, aspiring male stripper.
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 22-May-03 08:00 PM
Does that mean bhedo is dalli dude?????
hummm.....
Tyahi,
"curious"
danggg
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 22-May-03 08:08 PM
I meant dallikanchi, not dallipokchi.
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 22-May-03 08:16 PM
Danggg,
It really ouchhhh...........
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 22-May-03 09:15 PM
Dangggg,
Bhedo is dalli dude vanera ta pahile pani dheri le vanekaa thiya ni !!! Sabai lai taha vayeko kuraa nai ho ni !!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha = Prem Charo
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 22-May-03 09:21 PM
Hyaaa,
Malai ta thahai thiyena.
BTW PremCharo ji, Bholi Calab salab tira jane hoina??????
I will call ya tomorrow evening.
dangggg
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| rzoo |
Posted
on 22-May-03 09:38 PM
this is soo off topic....
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| le chef du nuit |
Posted
on 22-May-03 11:12 PM
once they start earning millions from their bestsellers, yes
just goes to prove that money IS everything after all
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 23-May-03 03:14 AM
Bhedo and virgin? Thats news.... Must be Virgin as in Richard Branson's Virgin. If that be so, then I am aspiring virgin too.
Chef, money helps but it is not everything, unless you want to attract gold diggers. I would like to give the fairer gender more credit then easy lay and gold diggers. But then again who can figure em? They put you up on top of the world then level you with a glance. khi ke ho ke.
I still hold my view, "No answer, thats the answer".
The quest goes on...
NEXT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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| nattu |
Posted
on 23-May-03 06:07 AM
Your approach is very old fashioned dude. If I were you, I would get laid with an American girl first, date her after that and improve my english from her for free. Instead of trying to tackle your problem in two different phases ( improve english first and getting laid later.......maybe...very questionable ), why don't you go for a package deal
(an American girlfriend) and get it over with ? It saves you lots of time this way and maybe you can utilize the saved time later on to post your good english writings on Sajha.com.
Not that I'm complaining or anything but I've been posting on sajha for over a year now but I'ven't got laid once through Sajha's connection. What about you guys and gals ??
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 23-May-03 06:23 AM
A year huh! Either bad english or physically/facially challenged? LOL
Sorry Natthu bro, I couldn't resist it.
NEXT>>>>>>>>>
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:21 AM
ou812 bro,
seeing the time you have in your hand these days, i am wondering IF U GOT LAID OFF ;)
eheh..........j/k j/k.....keep the ball rolling!
your old fishing student,
Oys
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:27 AM
Naaaa... I am online after a year.. Moved in frends who have broadband connection.. Plenty of movie downloads. Heheheh
U should be master of fishing by now ;o)
STOP making so many DIDI's .. what a waste.............................
NEXT>>>>>>>>>>
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:34 AM
master of fishing eh?
i made a god damn mistake..i tried to pet a shark :O .......didn't quite work out...........oh common.u should stay online ;) .....btw, didis and dais last much longer..don't you think so???? ani bela bakhat ma mitho mitho ni khana paincha..u don't get that with a gal ;) eheh
btw, i still haven't had a chance to watch those two war movies :S though i watched monsoon wedding..was awsome...never got to thank you for that...lemme know if u got any more "dark side of the moon" kinda movies...........ani i gave up on PARELIMA as well!
laterzz..
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:34 AM
Writing good...getting laid...no connection! Unless, of course, the writer is a woman, and is able to make an effective substitution with a pen; or he is a man, and write with his pen. Hmmmmmm...did I make any sense? I suppose not...bharkharai uthya...haaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii :O.........
Aath sai bahra khub chamkya chha hai achel, OYS? ehehehhe LAID OFF ta hoina hola...trying to GET LAID hola ;) He certainly writes well. So............
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:37 AM
aath sai barha,
is subtly hinting about didis ;).......(What a waste re) ..........i have become such a bad interpreter of codes.....poo dai, perhaps u can help me out...mero kapal ahile nai k khasaunu :P
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:40 AM
Ho ni...dai haru po no waste ta...didis ta sanchkikai waste...eheheh...aba, mukhama Ram Ram, bagali ma chhura bhaye thaha chhaina...
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:43 AM
Oys, my MCm petting whose shark??? :0 Don't you know you might get your digits bitten off? Ha re...tyo pani bhanna parney...unless ofcourse the shark was swimming in the pitcher!!!?
Poonte and his pentorch...always flaming like the pink flamingo!
Hey hey Poonte, how have you been?
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:45 AM
Hare maile ke gare poonte kaji.. Ali online fever chalda pani chake hannae :P... Your theory of pen does make sense. But me trying to get laid on sajha? mero pen fencing skill is in an embryonic stage. Besides i am pretty much occupied these days.. Boru how about starting a thread on ... "The art of courting/seducing and beyond". That more practical, Poo go on, share your wisdom.
Comfu, dai didi forever .. viva forever TARA ni babu raja, ali badmass kaam garna thiti chaiyo ni. Nabhaye you will be writing prose and essays 4eva.
Lau Aja lai yatti nai..
Astalavista Babies
Goodnight and Happy Hunting (Akela the lonewolf)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:45 AM
Bhedo=Dallikanchi????? I sort of suspected that! hey hey, with the vege experiment in your kitchen lab, any mutant ninja potatoes running around??? :P
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 23-May-03 08:51 AM
Aeeeeeeeeeee...aath sai bahra! Kahan jaana laa? Yetti sajilai sutna paunchha bhanthaanya? Pakh pakh...tyo bed ma aru koi ni chhaina sutna hattar garna lai :P
Aachi le attayo...BRB!
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 23-May-03 03:03 PM
Prem Charo jyu, kasari thaha paunu bhayo ki dallikanchi bhedo ho bhanne kuro? Kasaile discuss gareko ta thiyenan jasto lagyo. But to tell you the truth, I started dallikanchi as a spoof of what nanimaiya had posted earlier.
Sitara, mutant potatoes haru ta khai pani sake, digest pani gari sake ra excrete pani gari sake. Now they're completely...harmless.
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| bhedo |
Posted
on 23-May-03 03:09 PM
Yo Sitara, whenever I am in the chatroom, and I start rambling, you seem to figure out who I am, judging from the references you make. Once you even took my name. Or am I only thinking too much?
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 25-May-03 02:30 PM
Bhedo ji....
Your unmistakeable scent of a bhedo is unmaskable! Reminds me of Bhimsen than! :)
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