| jira |
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on 23-May-03 08:47 AM
It was after midterm. Nobody was happy loosing YB sir in that short period. YB became amazingly popular after we found out that he did not care for the HW. He used to assign a lot of problems but he was more upto "Garey timiharukai lagi, nagari ni thikkai cha". So, he was always there with chalk and duster instead of latthi and taar. Keti haru ni YB ko class ma bag bata Archie ra Tintin nikalthey. The first half-year was running pretty good especially for Kedaray, Bistay, Bigyaan and Nandu. Nandu was the ring leader of that last bench gang as he had biggest jyaan among them. YB had not arrived yet that day and bee humming sound was roaring in its full strength. Nandu gang was busy arm-wrestling, guys in the first bench were talking about Mandira Miss and girls were busy exchanging tiffins. Suddenly, our Vice Principal Ramay boko appeared with one strange looking fellow. "YB ko pirate ma ka bata aayo boko aja?", Nandu lay bawula sardai bhanyo. After maintaing the pindrop silence, Ramay boko announced, "Here is your new sir Mr. Kanak Chhatkulli and from today, he will be the replacement for YB sir. "Kanak sir lay aba dekhi optional math padhawunu huncha"..,tyati bhanera Boka gayo kanak lai chhadera. Kedaray karayo "Sir ko naam ni 'K' bata uthdo raicha hagi!". Sabbai galala hasey. Kanak did not pay much attention and he started asking where YB left off.
"Bujhies! yuaslay bolya ta kyai bujhdaina, mookh ma bujo halera bolya jasto cha...Pawuroti bhannuparcha yallai aba", Bistay ingaurated a new name for Kanak Sir. Kedaray then threw a good stare at Kanak. Ek chhin herya heryai garyo dherrailay
nadekheny gari. "Bujhies yasko ankha ta laattha parya raicha ni, bolna ni bistarrai boldo raicha", Bigyan added few more attributes. Suddenly, Kanak yawned showing his long yellowish teeth. "M*** yelley ta paan ni khando raicha, Bistey was investigating hard. "Pawuroti haina bujhies yuaslai Bairagi bhannu parcha..hai garya herna Paachaki lay", Nandu replaced pawuroti with Bairagi after indicating somekind of co-herence with the big YAWN and the name 'Bairagi' which would fit his posture as well. The name was immediately approved by the jury. Within few days, the name 'Bairagi' was popular in our class. Everybody in our class felt the radiance of number 1 art-work ever done by Nandu interms of giving names. Huna pani Bairagi jastai thiyo Kanak sir, Bolna ni dhilo bolney ..bela belama hai garney..ankha sano sano tara latthiyeka..ankha tankawunda nidhaar ali maathi sarthyo. So, Bairagi was the perfect match for him.
One day, Kanak was teaching Pythagoreous theorom. He was busy drawing a triangle and his butt was facing us. Nandu lay tukra chalk lay hanyo Bairagi lai but it did not hit the target. As I was siting in the third row, I looked back towards Nandu because I knew it must be Nandu. Nandu then threw some more pieces of chalk to me and whispered
"Tun haan na lagcha tya bata..najik chhus ni tun". I was hell scared so I pretended that I could not understand him in that big hallakhalla. Suddenly Bairagi turned towards us with latthiyeka ankha. "Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis is..he could not finish that sentence without having one big Hai....Paaaiitha..gorus thiiiorum. The bell rang. Bairagi was having one more hai....."M*** lay khali haiiiii garya garyai garcha", Nandu could not hold that contagious hai either.
"Aba bhooooooli padhney tyo paithagorous theorem..haiiiii", Bairagi called it a day with one more Yawn.
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