| kaZ_thug |
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on 25-May-03 05:14 AM
" I was confused which club to use when i was on the PGA tour last year, going for the 18th hole. Then i heard a voice.."Use the 8 iron.." .. I dont know why I agreed, i did use the 8 iron.. i won the PGA tour. Then i started to wonder where that voice came from... I came to the same spot , it was a talking frog... To my amazement, i picked up the frog, couldnt believe it was talking to me... It said " take me to Vegas..." . It was not just a talking frog now, it was a talking frog that wants to go to vegas.... I couldnt think anything else, after all it was due to this frog i won the tour. I took it to Vegas, we went to clubs, bars and casinos. Last night, we were in casino and it asked me to bet all the money i had on no#5... I did.... I won 5 million dollars. this was a miracle, i started to think god sent me an angel in the form of frog... Then , the frog told me to take it to my room, i took it to my room; it asked me to kiss it on the mouth.. that was too much.. but it was my savior , so i kissed it on the mouth. as soon as i kissed it, to my amazement it turned into the beautiful women i have ever seen in my life...." And my honor, I swear to God, that's how she got in my room.
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