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Gumbe-------------Deep

   Gobinda-Gumbe It was raining since ye 27-May-03 deep
     Yet another one from Hadigao the great. 27-May-03 nabin
       ehehe...hasayo deep dai le pheri! kat 27-May-03 oys_chill
         Deep bhai, You make Sajha worth visit 27-May-03 Tick
           Oys- Tyo sardarji ko kura ma arko euta 27-May-03 deep
             First thing first!! Deep broooooooooo!! 28-May-03 Prempujari
               Deep bhai, Maile chai bhimsen than ma 28-May-03 tick
                 hhaha deep bro ra jira bro, yo sajha cha 28-May-03 isolated freak
                   OooO deep bro, kuro tyasto po raicha :O 28-May-03 oys_chill
                     IF, Estra silping byag bokera jam hai 29-May-03 Deep
                       uso bhey balaju samma januparney gas lin 29-May-03 jira
                         sanchhi..ewuta kuro bhanna birsechu..ham 29-May-03 jira
                           Jiradai, I also have gone to balaju a c 29-May-03 Deep
                             Deepbro, Good one. I second what IF s 29-May-03 Biswo
                               Biswobro, gharbheti saahuni prati man g 30-May-03 deep


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deep Posted on 27-May-03 07:13 AM

Gobinda-Gumbe

It was raining since yesterday. Today, it was not pouring but fis-fis pari rathyo-bhanchhan ni drizzling tyastai. Hadigao was lucky enough in avoiding having blacktop road then. Overflown clogged stinky naali and muddy roads were common scences around whenever rain was generous enough in the tole. Bindu didi le "ye-- ye" bhanda bhandai Gumbe paati agadi swatttai chiplera naalima jhyammai paryo. Naali bata uthne tal milaudai Gumbe le mukh chhadyo "Chhimmayyee ----" Bindu didi lai dekhi nahalya bhe khali tham ni bhardinthyo Gumbe le tara brake hanyo time mai. Since the anger was scaled high, afule matrai sunne gari bheni Gumbe had to say "Ma*&^%" and he did. "ka---ka---ka---" churos kinera firta aa paisa ganna laira Haku ki aama paisa ganna chhodera naali tira herna thalin. Gumbe naali bata niskida naniskidai 5/7 jana ra tin ta bhusya kukkur bhela bhaye uslai chhekera.

Gumbe's real name was and I bet still is Gobinda. Dhobi khola ko fant ma ekdin basera B.P. chuigam chapaudai mujhe insaf chahiyema Mithunlai iron le dameko gaf hanira bela ma ke samjhechha Bunga le "--ye Gumbe, ani lati agnialti nihiloni ni hai--- " bhanna thalyo Gobinde lai herera. Tyaha dekhi Gobinde "Gumbe" bhaigo. Latte kapal ma salla ko khoto tyasya jasto "Gumbe" gobinde ma tasya tasyai ani ta. Aba Bunga ko pani ke dosh? Sathi ali latheuro latheuro thyo.

Even if Gumbe's ba had seen Gumbe then coming out of naali, he wouldn't have recognized his son. My god! Dashain ma mattai halya safari sut ko pants ta herna nahuni bhaigo. Gumbe was heading to Dhalku to fetch a taxi. Balaju gas lina janu parnesilindar bokera lana nasakine bhako le dhalku bhatbhateni bata taxi liyera aauna hineko thyo som. Jhamela ma paryo. He was mad at tamashe who were standing in arch covering him. Tyatro tamasha dekhi sake pachhi Diwakardai asked, "ke bho ye Gumbe?" Gumbe did not reply. Mood nai thiyena ni. Betod le bhuki raka bhusya kukkur lai laat handim ki bhanera sankina lako thyo Gumbe feri chipliyera tyahi naalima pariyela bhanera he decided to spare them this time and headed back home. Tintai bhusya kukkur ra duita fuchche ni ali para samma pachhi lage.

As Gumbe was approaching his chowk, he noticed his kaaki's head in burja. Dhoka ma gajabar lako re chha. Dui laat hanyo, Gumbe le jhok ma. "ye ko huh?" kaaki asked. Gumbe was not interested in answering but he had to so in his angry voice he said "Ma". "Ko ma?" kaki asked in some raised voice and also said "ye bhaicha, ja ta hera tala ko aako". "Ko huh tala?" kaki asked again. Gumbe lai jhanakka ris uthyo "kina janne hunu parne jo bhe ni---*ma* bhanisake si ta -- . Before he could say anything more, bhaicha opened the door then screamed, "yaw maaaaa". Mom came running down. Aama lai dekhna saath Gumbe le charko swarma bhanyo "sakdina ma lyauna lai gyas syas". Aama le nai naali ma dhakeldeko ho ki bhane jasto garera jangiyo Gumbe.

Oo --tyai Gumbe-- ta dung dung ti ganai ra thyo. "ye ye ye.." bharyang tira chhidi color ma gaira gumbe aama karako sunera adyo. Naak thundai mom said "ka jan lako?" "mathi dund ma haath khutta dhuna&ahile dhara aako chhaina ta". Gumbe answered. "hunna hunna---yasari ni koi sama sama mathi janchha ? ja dadam ma pani hola tyasle pakhal.." mom said. "aankha herera hinnu chhaina---hera luga ko gati" mom was a bit screaming.

Dadamko chiso pani le pakahl pukhul parera halka nuhai dhuwai sakiye si arko luga feryo Gumbe le. Then, extra das rupya dinchhu bhanera aama lai kabul garayesi sabadhani saath Gumbe went to Dhalku again to fetch a taxi. This time he followed a different galli. He didn't want to face those same tamases out there. He brought the taxi and with bhaicha's help put the cylinder in the trunk. Purano Toyota corolla taxi rechha. Ghari ghari engine banda huna khojthyo. Hadigau-dhalku-bhatbhateni samma straight then left at bhatbhateni and right at tangal ganesh then straight through uttar dhoka. All this way driver was sniffing as if he's a sikari kukkur. "ke dung dungti ganako?" driver asked. Gumbe knew what it was but he kept quiet. When the driver asked again, he said ali jharkera "malai ke tha? Malai ni ganai ra chha".

Then the taxi made left at lainchowr (chilimpark agadi)-right at lekhnath marga (scout office agadi) slight right on sorhakhutte oralo- (yaha pugi si bani parechha ki ke ho driver le sugna (sniff) ali kam garyo)passed ice/baraf "factory" on the left then moved ahead thru ring road and arrived at balaju aaudyogik Kendra. Thyakka tyaha dhoka (compound bhitra chhirne) nera pugna la bela ma meter ma paisa badhla badhla jasto bhako dekhera 10 feet agadi nai smart Gumbe asked the driver to stop the cab. Bhada tirera taxi bata niskeko matrai ke thyo school ko sathi Debesh lai bhetyo. "ye debe"-- "ye gumbe" chalyo. Ali chheu tira sarera both started to talk. Debesh was sniffing all the time looking around. "ke ganako yo?" taile ke tekera aa jasto chha, Debe said looking at Gumbe's shoes. Gumbe knew the story so he said, chhaina kehi ni gana sana". Ganako ta thyo. Je hos "ta taxi chadera kata ni?" Ek chhin gaf hane pachhi debe le sodhyo. "Gas lina aa" ---Baru yo machis silindar jhikam ta aaija" Gumbe said. Sadak tira herera chhakka pareko Debe lai Gumbele feri bhanyo "aaija ta" "kati number ho tha chha machis?" Debe asked. " ke ko number? gyasko?" Gumbe le taxi bata silindar jhikne bichar ma sodhyo. "ye machis! ---Debe!--" Then sitanga bhako Gumbe chichyayo.
"chherauti ta aghinai gaisakyo ni --number tha chha machis talai?" Debe asked again.
nabin Posted on 27-May-03 10:13 AM

Yet another one from Hadigao the great.
oys_chill Posted on 27-May-03 11:12 AM

ehehe...hasayo deep dai le pheri!

katti furne ho katha chai deep dai lai :)......yehi mauka ma..sardarji ko ni jawos bhanera katti REQUEST hani saken....baal dya hoina! ma ni hilo ma pacharya chu dui teen choti. Personally, i hated it when handigaon was black topped........guccha, pangra gudaune, langur burja, even jatras were affected severely. I remember the day our street was pitched, few street workers came around and started digging again..

"k garna la dai haroo" bhanera ppl started questioning.........."eh! pitch ta garyo..dhal ko pipe chai halnai birsecha..tyai bhayera khani ra" re......that's the spirit of handigaon ;) eheh

Oys
Tick Posted on 27-May-03 12:17 PM

Deep bhai,

You make Sajha worth visiting.

Congratulations on your excellent expression style and originality.

:-)

deep Posted on 27-May-03 06:09 PM

Oys-
Tyo sardarji ko kura ma arko euta mitra ko mukya bhumika chha. Mero ta khas keji haina. Tyalle "nalekh bawal hunchha" bhanchha. Nam ferchhu bhanda ni mandaina. Bado villian kkhelirachha prabho---wastai nagari lekhdim na ta bhane ni mera ni tyasta kura chhan tyo sanga---chhapdela bhanne dar---samjhera matrai pani trahi trahi hunchhu prabho!

mauka milyo bhane lekhamla. swasthani ma bhyankar dukh payera shali nadi ma alapatra pareki chandrawati lai raja nawaraj ko bhoj dakarna hineka guruharu ko ek dailak udhrit garam hola --sandharvik thaharla jasto lagy- "aas gares bhar napares".

Hari om. la ta prabho--ahile lai lage.


Tick dai,
lapsi chusera chyampati chahi dyam dyam judamthe maile pratidwandi sanga bhuteswar ma prabho! tyo lapsi ko bot ajhai chha hadigau ma?
Prempujari Posted on 28-May-03 06:10 AM

First thing first!!
Deep broooooooooo!! Thanks for including your name in the subject heading.. eh!! See Kyaa sajilo bho patta laauna?

Eka bihana bihanai suddhda Mahadev-buti taanya feel bho malai, eheh bro ko story padhera. Title herda ta pakkai "dhumba ko dai gumba" ko eshtory hola bhanera andaji-fication haandyaa, hoina rahecha!! La bro, Khatara cha! Deep bro ra Jira Bro le nalekhne bhaa bhaye sajha ko gati ke hunthyo hola? eh... Can't even imagine!!!

Aru ni jaawosh bro!!
(Hoina deep bro lai kathmandu ko Nakshai kantha cha ki ke ho?? ehh.. Hadigau dekhi Balaju samma puryaako, school ko bus ma school nai pugya jasto laagya ni ehh!!!)

Thanks for the story!!
tick Posted on 28-May-03 10:28 AM

Deep bhai,

Maile chai bhimsen than ma chyampathi khel the. Lapsi ko bot ajhai cha, chornu pardaina hai.
:-)
isolated freak Posted on 28-May-03 10:31 AM

hhaha deep bro ra jira bro, yo sajha chat ko most read posters hola.. without you guys' pieces, this site gets quite monotonous (eespeling??)

namaste
oys_chill Posted on 28-May-03 11:28 AM

OooO deep bro, kuro tyasto po raicha :O hear ya hear ya!

ISolAted Freak JYU :) namaste!
long time no see, no hear! ahem ahem! photo napathaikana china bhagne bichar ta chaina hai? :) ..hope things are well with you!
Deep Posted on 29-May-03 07:34 AM

IF,
Estra silping byag bokera jam hai chaina jada---ke parchha parchha--

Oys,
ke garne? paribanda.
jira Posted on 29-May-03 12:01 PM

uso bhey balaju samma januparney gas lina..gumbe lai ni garo raicha..handi gaaun tira
thena kunnai gasdipo?

La la moje garam..lekhdai jawu deep dai....hami ta ko hum ra :-) mailey bhanya jasto timra gyanga samel bhaidya mattai ho........lekham lekham boro..lekhna parcha ..sittal huncha..Nepal jana nasakey ni yatti lyamna parcha dipo woothayera..hai
jira Posted on 29-May-03 12:04 PM

sanchhi..ewuta kuro bhanna birsechu..hamro dumbadai lai alikata pissap polya cha rey ajkaal..restroom tira ga dekhya thee augina..awudina rey bhannu bha cha malai. aba whan lai nakure huncha....
Deep Posted on 29-May-03 04:58 PM

Jiradai,
I also have gone to balaju a couple of times to get gas from nepal gas there. Once as I was standing in line, a dude ahead of me broke the ice with "yo paspati samser ko swasni lai make kirim paudar launa kholdeko rey nepal gyas---kusta gaath wal renta tyasko swasni ta india ko rey bhanchhan...".

About depo, yes there were depos around but not that many. When local depo was out of gas, it was better to run to the source "sort of" than running from depo to depo.

Dhumbadai na aara kasto khallo khallo lagi ra chha. ke ta hahoo guru ko jasto "dhumbadai comeback" bhanne thread sponsor nai garnu parne bho ta aba?
Biswo Posted on 29-May-03 05:13 PM

Deepbro,

Good one. I second what IF said about you.

Talking about Balaju, I stayed there for about six months before moving to Ascol Hostel. Maathi Rani Ban, chheumaa Balaju Baais dhara, aaspaas jhan Siddartha Banasthali ra Swayambhu. Ek taakaa jhandai romantic bhayera 'gharbheti saahuni' prati man gayeko thiyo, einmaukaa maa Hostel tira sariyo ra kunaipani 'galtile gardaa mistake' huna paayena.
deep Posted on 30-May-03 05:24 AM

Biswobro,
gharbheti saahuni prati man gako ki saahuni ki chhori prati? Ki combo?

:)

Hostel tira sare pachhi tyo hotel malla ra amrit campus ko bich ko galli bata bhagwanthan hudai tyo almunium ko hajari bata banaune pasal hudai asan ma pugera palyak puluk herdai andhyaro chhidi bata bhryang uklera paach rupya tirne garya ta thiyena tyam pass garna? meri bassai!