| Username |
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| garfield |
Posted
on 30-May-03 02:04 AM
Looks like people here are mal-educated about sex.. That's why i brought you here today...... seven reasons to have sex... courtesy of the cat family Catas garfieldas.
#1 Everybody is havin' it , why shouldn't you?
#2 Well you will burn up a lot of fat you piled up having that romantic dinner
#3 Sex is the safest exercise you can do, it tones up about every muscles in your body
#4 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. When you are hyper active or if you are hypo active, a good dose of sex can solve the problem. Saves money on drugs
#5 Sex to fight addiction... When you have cravings, good sex can always take your mind off the addictives and will save your life.. there ya go , sex is a life saver
#6 Sex can be used for manipulation..... U can use sex to get what you want , which you wont get otherwise..
#7 Sex saves money for electricity... During the winter whenever you feel cold, dont turn your heater on.. have sex... what a better way to kill the winter
#8 If you dont have sex and your girlfriend becomes pregnant with someone else, you will never be able to forgive yourself
that's 8 already.. i have a lot more other good reasons, if you guys wanna hear about it
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| tobasco |
Posted
on 30-May-03 02:46 AM
reason no. 9
when u dont want to post a trash like above u can have sex...it saves lot of time for fellow sajha members (by not reading ur disgusting reasons) ....
howz dat ?
:)
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| tobasco |
Posted
on 30-May-03 02:49 AM
just wanted to add something
gar,
dont get offended and dont start giving a long lecture on freedom of expression.
:)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 30-May-03 03:15 AM
Garfield and Tobasco:
Make Love NOT War!
This on arguments! ;)
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 30-May-03 03:20 AM
SITARA JI!
Goodmorning.. Utnebittikai Sajha.. :o)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 30-May-03 03:30 AM
OU...
Goodmorning!!!
Ootheko 1 hour bhyesakyo....now, checking my emails! :)
Have a wonderful evening!
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| nuts |
Posted
on 30-May-03 06:30 AM
Sitara, so you wake up in the morning at 5:30?
that's kindda early for me! Even Sajha can't make leave that cosy bed soo early!!
:)
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| Bitchpatroll |
Posted
on 30-May-03 09:00 AM
Yo Garfield,
WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS SEVEN REASONS TO GET A LIFE. SEEM TO TALK A LOTTA(bull) ABOUT IT..BUT DO YOU GET ANY ? Cause if you were you would not be talkin abou it..he he !!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 30-May-03 09:08 AM
Nuts:
Sajha does not put me out of bed, my alarm clock does....@ 5 am ! :)
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| rajunpl |
Posted
on 30-May-03 01:34 PM
goodone garfield,
Now i am thinking strange.Well I 'd rather show the above points to my so called girlfriend, often called as friend.But, in practice it's quite hard she love to lose herself in my words so here i am she feels like she is having sex even when i am talking to her ( this aint a shit) but true.
well i would explain this points these points to her in my next tour.
thanks g
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| KurLey |
Posted
on 30-May-03 01:54 PM
The other sex of side.
#1 Everybody is havin' it , why shoulden't you?
its more like, everyone is having it.. why cant you??
#2 Well you will burn up a lot of fat you piled up having that romantic dinner
..and be exhausted and sleep in the middle of the day.....
#3 Sex is the safest exercise you can do, it tones up about every muscles in your body
even your mottoo Ghaatoo body..in 250lbs?
#4 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. When you are hyper active or if you are hypo active, a good dose of sex can solve the problem. Saves money on drugs
yeah right...condoms?, pills?, what? grows on them apple trees?
#5 Sex to fight addiction... When you have cravings, good sex can always take your mind off the addictives and will save your life.. there ya go , sex is a life saver
yeah??, then how come I need that marbie every friggin time afterwards?
#6 Sex can be used for manipulation..... U can use sex to get what you want , which you wont get otherwise..
I could have been manipulated.. but didnt mind it...dont think twice its allright sort of stuff.
#7 Sex saves money for electricity... During the winter whenever you feel cold, dont turn your heater on.. have sex... what a better way to kill the winter
...and listen you all.. freeze your ass and your..d*ck, c'om on, you lumpy.
#8 If you dont have sex and your girlfriend becomes pregnant with someone else, you will never be able to forgive yourself
what is a gf if you dont have sex???, lame excuse.
that's 8 already.. i have a lot more other good reasons, if you guys wanna hear
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| bhunte |
Posted
on 30-May-03 03:18 PM
Kurley,
You must copyright @ it.....lol
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 30-May-03 04:17 PM
LOL funny garfield
:)
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