| playa_from_himalaya |
Posted
on 30-May-03 07:25 AM
Thought this was funny......
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Girija died &
went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there".
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil,
how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars". She wrote him a cheque and went to
sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the United States, I want to see
how everybody is doing there too. He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
and then he asked Well, Devil, now much do I
owe you????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair.
Girija was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to call NEPAL too,
I want to see how everybody
is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy,
I wanna talk to Kishun ji,everybody.....He calls Nepal and he talks for
about twenty hours, he talked &talked &
talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil
says "One dollar". G Babu is
stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one freaking dollar??"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's
local.
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