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| caliguy1 |
Posted
on 31-May-03 09:24 AM
15 WAYS TO IDENTIFY A NEPALI "DUDE":
1. Wears a Swayambhu/Mt. Everest T-shirt.
2. Always sticks to Levis 501, unless he puts weight (which happens quite often).
3. Likes to feast on Momo parties.
4. Loves chinese dish - Dumpling (Momo) being the favorite followed by Lomein.
5. Looks a bit oriental, but speaks with an Indian accent.
6. Hates Indians, calls them "dhoti," but loves everything Indian from
movies to paan-parag.
7. Develops a pot belly within 6 months of stay in America.
8.Works at McDonalds, but has an illusionary pride of an IT expert with
Sun-Micro systems.
9. Big fan of college football, eventhough he knows nothing about the game.
10. Drives a BMW with McDonalds' salary.
11. Has a VIP membership with the neighboring Porno Video store.
12. Thinks American Beer isn't a beer at all; prefers Corona or Heineken.
13. Goes to a community college, thinks his college is better than Harvard/MIT.
14. He knows the easy way to graduate is to pay instate tuition (so marrys a
ufly fat smelly white woman for green card).
15. Works a DJ (dish jockey), but he tells home that he is a mechanical engineer.
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 31-May-03 09:31 AM
Hahhahahaha that was funny.
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 31-May-03 10:26 AM
calliguy,
How about you?
bhunte
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| caliguy1 |
Posted
on 31-May-03 11:27 AM
Bhunte.. thats is not originally from me .. I got from some experts.. ok with copy right law
I may enclose couple of them .
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| yatri |
Posted
on 31-May-03 11:40 AM
This is actually a funny thread, let me see how many of these items apply to me:)
15 WAYS TO IDENTIFY A NEPALI "DUDE":
>> Yes, I am a Nepali dude.
1. Wears a Swayambhu/Mt. Everest T-shirt.
>> I would like to own a Swayambhu/Mt. Everest T-shirt
2. Always sticks to Levis 501, unless he puts weight (which happens quite often).
>> Not applicable
3. Likes to feast on Momo parties.
>> So true
4. Loves chinese dish - Dumpling (Momo) being the favorite followed by Lomein.
>> Not applicable
5. Looks a bit oriental, but speaks with an Indian accent.
>> Not applicable
6. Hates Indians, calls them "dhoti," but loves everything Indian from
movies to paan-parag.
>> Not applicable
7. Develops a pot belly within 6 months of stay in America.
>> Not applicable
8.Works at McDonalds, but has an illusionary pride of an IT expert with
Sun-Micro systems.
>> Not applicable
9. Big fan of college football, eventhough he knows nothing about the game.
>> I think I know something about college football. Having had a football player as a college roommate, I better know something about it.
10. Drives a BMW with McDonalds' salary.
>> Not applicable
11. Has a VIP membership with the neighboring Porno Video store.
>> Never had a membership, but is open to this idea.
12. Thinks American Beer isn't a beer at all; prefers Corona or Heineken.
>> Thinks a beer is a beer is a beer. (For mathematically inclined people, think about the notion of continuity)
13. Goes to a community college, thinks his college is better than Harvard/MIT.
>> Not applicable
14. He knows the easy way to graduate is to pay instate tuition (so marrys a
ufly fat smelly white woman for green card).
>>Not applicable
15. Works a DJ (dish jockey), but he tells home that he is a mechanical engineer.
>> Tells home that he is broke, implores to send him money.
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| daa |
Posted
on 31-May-03 01:53 PM
i m wearing a Syambhu t-shirt right now...... funny
>> Hates Indians, calls them "dhoti," but loves everything Indian from
movies to paan-parag.
liked this one very much though i don't call them "dhoti". i have seen lots of people around here like that....
not sure abt other ones... may be applicable for nepalese living in big cities
but like yatri said not for me too.
daa
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| jeep_wrangler |
Posted
on 05-Jun-03 03:32 PM
guud one ...............all points agreed.............why dont u write something bout ..................how to recognize nepali babes among indians and spanish gals???
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| Samana! |
Posted
on 06-Jun-03 10:39 AM
Sad but true!
heheh caliguy!
samana!
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 06-Jun-03 03:16 PM
How about 10 ways to identify a Nepali gal?
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| djgorkhali |
Posted
on 06-Jun-03 05:56 PM
mannnnn.. this sh*t is sooo not true.. who made this up??? whoever wrote this must be really stereotyped... not all nepali guys are like that.. anyways.. it was kind of funny.. need to do more research before writing something like that.. laterzzz
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| caliguy1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 07:06 PM
Samana ..
preety soon I am publishing for the Nepaliese Hotties in Amerika... dont get mad at me la..
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| caliguy1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 07:07 PM
mad max.. give me some clues.. ;)
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| caliguy1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 07:08 PM
Jeep_wrangler.. pretty soon
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 07:46 PM
Nepali gals will do "anything" for titaura and churpee :)
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| caliguy1 |
Posted
on 23-Jun-03 07:54 PM
like that one mad max............ next one plz
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 23-Jun-03 08:05 PM
Did anybody mention My big fat Nepali Bhudi? No?
Phew
NEXT!!
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| Bhojpuree |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 12:30 PM
that was good and realistic. How about Neplai hottee like titaura, need to she english movie eventhough don't know endlish, like to dance infrongt of there don't know haow to dance,like to wear tight dress with showing big bellyetc. Just adding for calgary1.
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| caliguy1 |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 01:28 PM
Bhojpuree......... thanx..
nice points but you type my nick wrong I guess.
and kalankisthan dude.. only PURET BAJEEs tend to have big fat Nepali Bhudi haina ra? :P
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| ruck |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 02:08 PM
To add more to caliguy1's list...
1. Works very hard to pay for the school.
2. Is concern about Nepal and old parents back home
3. Does well in school and gets a scholorship
4. Sends whatever little money he can to his parents
5. Dreams about returning to Nepal after his studies
6. He would rather hang out in Sajha on a holiday (doesn't cost money :-))
and the list goes one......
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 02:55 PM
Ruck, that sounds like KalAnKisThaN to me!!
ehh... Nice!!
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| ruck |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 04:14 PM
Khimu bhai,
Sabai lai aafu jhai bhanthanna bhayena ni.. ali milena ke.. aafnu kura garaou na....
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 06:12 PM
Ruck ko bichar ra mero bektigat pratikriya:
1. Works very hard to pay for the school.
((((((((((No, I didn't pay a penny till my graduation. Ma lazy no 1. ))))))))))
2. Is concern about Nepal and old parents back home
(((((((((Yes concerned about Nepal. Tara parents nabhaye pachhi ta tetti nepal jaun jaun jasto nalagne rahechha....))))))))))
3. Does well in school and gets a scholorship
((((((((((((N/A I got fellowship before joining to school.)))))))))))))
4. Sends whatever little money he can to his parents
((((((((((((Degree kamauna po ayeko, lahure banna ayeko hoina ni. Amerika ko dollar americai ma kharchha gare maile ta
Ayo Ilam, khayo Silam
Farkera janda Guntai Lilam
Ayo Doti, khayo Roti
Farkera janda Dhoti na Topi ....eheheeh))))))))))))
5. Dreams about returning to Nepal after his studies
((((((((((((((Yes. Mero desh ra janta haru ko feri garne man chha. Current situation there is just not conducive.))))))))))))))))
6. He would rather hang out in Sajha on a holiday (doesn't cost money :-))
((((((((((((((Kaha holiday matrai, almost all day ni. No it cost money. Time is money.)))))))))))))))
Those who come on their own to study in America, it is not so easy here. I realize that looking at other brothers and sisters here. I admire for their hardwork, patience, objectives, dreams, etc. I wish I could follow them. why can't the original poster of this thread can't just understand that.
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| thapap |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 06:17 PM
bhunte, well said.
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| ruck |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 06:53 PM
Bhunte ji,
I was not generalising though. Je bhaye pani, everybody is not fortunate enough to come to USA on fellowship/scholorship programs but there are those who come here on their own ( self study) yet they have done and are doing pretty well. Hoina ra???
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 06:56 PM
Ruckjyu,
Do you wear spectacles, or contact lenses?
Probably it's about time you went to the eye specialist!! ;)
(No hard feelings)
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 07:05 PM
Ruck, you are true and I never disagreed with you. But, the reply suits only to my personal reference (that's why i said 'bektigat') and may not represent even 1% of all Nepalis here.
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