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on 06-Jun-03 01:36 PM
BB had to go to balaju. Aba dera tyahi bhe pachhi raati tya nagayera jaane pani kaha? It was about to rain. He was walking northbound as fast as he could facing Rastriya Nach Ghar and was approaching Jamal junction. Kamalachhi to the West, kesar mahal to the north, biswjyoti to the east and Ratna park to the south. He looked at his saiko five watch- It was about six in the evening. "Ye balaju --balaju" BB heard a khalasi calling. He almost ran to the bus when he heard a lot of dhyang dhyang ra dhung dhung going on.
Kun chahi bus ho, he was trying to figure out. The place was pretty crowded then. Bishalnagar jaane tyampoo mathi ta chil le challa chhopya jasto garera manchhe haro jai lagirathe. BB found the bus but was a bit disappointed to see the bus- overcrowded. Khutta halne tham thiyena. Khalasi spotted BB, aaunus dai aaunus he called as if he cared for him. "thamai chhaina" birakteko swarma BB said. "chha chha" aaunus na tham bhai halchha ni. "ye bhitra sarnus ta la ali ali sarnus--" khalis ordered all those passangers who were already fermenting inside. BB still hesitated a bit to get in. Khalasi got off from the door where he was hanging and banging the door. Dhoka ma handa handa kuchchyai nai sakya thyo bajyale. He came by one of the prison looking windows and jabarjasti bhitra seat ma kachyak kuchuk bhera basya manchhe ko chhati dhasera hat chhirayera he almost screamed "tyatro tham chha tyaali aghi sarnus namanchheharu pani ke ho ke ho---". Khalasi must have spotted that three-inch by six-inch space a gentleman had left as a buffer zone between him and a lady . Paile chappal khaisakya bhera agulto le hanya kukkur bijuli chamkida tarsinchha bhanya jasto ho ki sachchi kai gentleman ho ta usailai tha hola.
Khalasi scanned the crowd to see if BB is still around. He was. Kaha jaswos? Paani parna lai sakyo..bus ta nachadi hunna. "la aaunus tham banaidiye" contektar commanded in appealing voice. A feeble voice who must have been in that trap for way too long cried, "jam na aaba kati kochiraa?..yaha aba khai thamai chhaina---kochya chha kochya chha". Khalasi completely ignored the request but hit the door dyang dyang. Driver gave couple of pushes to the accelerator paddle---dhrrrraaayna--- dhrrryaaan, BB ran to grab the bus. The bus was moving at the speed of 0.05 km/hr. BB caught the bus. Gahaki aako dekhera Khalasi feri shoulted without even looking inside ali bhitra sarnus ta" pachhadi bata bhitra chhirya manchhe windshield futalera agadi bata niskine bela huna lai sakya thyo. Even the driver was compromising a lot of space. Aba driver ko ta kakhma matrai manchhe basna baki thyo. Tyo pani taruni paye ta rakhthyo hola.
Anyway, before Khalasi could scream with "uso bhe tyaksi ma jaani tyaksima" at his "bhid chha" comment, BB hopped in and bhitra kata tham chha herdai ke thyo khalasi le dhakeldyo. "Balaju balaju" khalasi called his passangers again. Nissassina lako BB heard someone out side "tham nai chhaina re chha". Khalasi enthusiastically responded, 'chha chha" "ye dai ali bhitra sarnus ta" khalasi pushed BB. "Itta chang lako jasto ho? Ahile nai munto ararina lai sakyo" BB said but sarya jasto garyo.
Finally, the bus moved on. Interestingly BB thought why would they name that big comfortable tourist bus "coach" where everyone seems to be sititng "kochne sochne ta kurai chhaina" and this mini bus yessima bus ni haina ---yasma chahi yassari gundruk kochya jastari koch.chha ani yo chahi "bus" rey. "Gha** jasto ka basne? Khai ke ke&" BB was thinking blocking both of his nostrils with index and thumb. "At least five fellow passengers must have felt the squeeze too much so they had to release this awful gas" BB thought and screamed at no one "ye jhyal kholamna jhyal".
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on 06-Jun-03 01:37 PM
Jhyal tira basne le hola responded "paani darki ra chha ke ko jhyalkholne?". Bus headed north passing yellow pagoda hotel, German embassy (used to be), to the right and Air India, Aeroflot office, Dugad niwas to the left. the bus contiued passing British council, fohora durbar to the right and Raj sabha building on the left. Took that circle paltela paltela jasto garera. then "Keshar mahal" Khalasi shouted. Tyaha pani dui jana chade bus ma. BB got mad "radi ka chhora haru kati chhariyera baseka niyaha kurnu satta wutai jamal samma aayera chadya bhe hunthena?" he did not ask this question to anybody though. Aba sorha khutte ma balaju jane bus kurera basya manchhe BB risaula bhanera Jamal samma aaula ta?. BB pani kyaaa. "Lainchowr" Khalasi wanted to know if some trapped bodies wanted the freedom. "tya sarsoti kyampus aghi rokdeu hai" some one cried from inside.
A woman elbowed BB "ke saro matteko ho". Aba BB le kehi ni garekai chhaina. But he still became cautious. Usko kuro kalle manne? "Char jane milera laattale hanera bus bata khadarde bhane aaimai lai haat halyo rey bhanera?" BB quickly said "sooryyasto bhid chha". "paataki" woman rested her case.
Sarsowti kyampus aghi nikkai orle. Euta seat pani bhettayo BB le. Aba jhyal tira basne kehi kam nabhe ni jhyal tira ta basnai paryo. Pura jyan ragadera pugyo jhyal tira. "kya darkechha pani" BB le balla ramrari dekhyo. BB Ramechhap ko ho ni. Balajuma vena sanga dera ma baschha. Jagir khana aako. Dui maina jati bho. Jagir bhetya haina. Looking at the rain he thought, yattiko pani kheta bhe si ta daade launa milchha.
He was not even settled well in his window seat, the person at the aisle ask, "ye dai khai ma basam na jhyal tira". "ranthanine garera bajai dinchhu ani taukoma" jhwaatta BB ko manma aayo but the request was from a lady-gam tiraki jasti dekhine. If the sahariya looking lady had asked he might have switched the seat, but gam tiraki lai ta BB le peldyo. "tyatai basnus na". The lady spoke "malai ulti hunchha ke". "maile ke garnu ta? Ulti hos ki sulti". BB didn't care. As the bus descended to sorha kutte even before reaching the split to naya bazaar, someone lit up a cigarette and let the smoke free for others to enjoy free of charge. Some one asked, "ye dai churot na khanus na, yasto bhid bus ma ni churot khani?" . Churote was pretty aggressive "kasaiko bau ko churot khaidya chhaina, afno paisale kinya churot ni khana napaunu?".
BB thought, "aajako tham ma jaagir milla ta?. Yo afno nam pani sarapai bho achel ta. Hakim le ke ho nam bhanera sodhe pachhi aba afno nam bhannai paryo. "BamBahadur" bhanya matrai ke thyo? Nam ta ghachchi ko re chha ni? Maobadi ho ki ke ho po bhanera--- Bambahadur bhandai ma ke ma bomb bokera hinne ho ra?" BB was still thinking and hoping just then suffocating smoke claimed its first victim. ye ye pani bhanna payena BB le. Bombahadur ko kakhaima side ko lady le ta "whyyyyyaaaaakkkk garera sabai chhata chhulla".
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| bhenda2 |
Posted
on 06-Jun-03 02:06 PM
hahhahha
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 06-Jun-03 05:25 PM
sorhekhutte ma mero cycle ko brake fuskeko chha ek choti agadiko. fortunately, no such bus was ahead of me at that unfortunate moment.
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