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| gal1 |
Posted
on 07-Jun-03 10:12 AM
Hi sajhatee :)
kta haru narisau hai just for fun :)
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u ! are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like ! a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!!
& so hard to please!!!!!
If u SAY this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 07-Jun-03 10:23 AM
HaHaHahahahha That was funny
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 07:37 AM
mad max ke funny cha ra tyo ta sachchi ho ni :)
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 07:38 AM
hm! Mad max wat was so funny ?
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| lonely |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 09:35 AM
gal1,
you think that is true?? I don't think so....bad for me....:(
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| wanderer |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 10:07 AM
I swear: Its not True.
But you knew that already right?
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 08:54 PM
lonely are you a gal ? :)
Wanderer ! its not true or false answers.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 09:16 PM
gal 1, hajur ni narisaisyos hai !
what do women want??
ans>>> EVERYTHING!
what do men want??
ans>> food, sex, and silence. So feed me, F*&^ me and shut the F%^& up :)
in jest..pheri arko ek page ko DISCRIMINATION LECTURE AAULA :P
courtesy: Chris Rock !
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 10:06 PM
Oys hajurley kurai buji siyena
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u ! are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like ! a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!!
& so hard to please!!!!!
If u SAY this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
ki hajur hmm guy parisiyiyena? :)
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 08-Jun-03 10:07 PM
Lets make sajha clean hai OYS ji !
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 09-Jun-03 07:14 AM
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME
Show up naked.
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 09-Jun-03 07:15 AM
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Ford) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.
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| heaven |
Posted
on 09-Jun-03 07:22 AM
yOuNgBlOoDz....I'd read that joke before but nevertheless, it still made me laugh....
:)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 09-Jun-03 08:01 AM
Malaai a OYS le bhaneko man paryo hau...chhoto, meetho :P eheheh
kasto chalaakh haamri GAl jyu..."narisuanus hai?" bhandai JPT bhanne haami thita haru lai? Poi payesi thaha pauli :P
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| kiddo |
Posted
on 09-Jun-03 12:51 PM
poi payesi tha hola. Lol
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 10-Jun-03 04:41 AM
TYPICAL!!
A little modification.
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; (we recipocate)
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. (and inconsiderate/insensitive/poor social skills etc)
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; (Va Va Voom, Woof Woof... You look gorgeous)
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. (Pakhe, Kodhe)
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; (You look cute when you pout)
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. (Eye of the storm)
If u ! are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; (Highly unlikely i.e you being smarter then moi)
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. (Obvious isn't it)
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; (We switch gears)
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh? Only if you are from Planet Klingon)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; (We'll wait, till then make full use of blockbuster gold membership)
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. (Nope. ur not hons. We'd boldly go were no man has ever been before)
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; (out of the other ear, Wind-tunnel effect)
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. (rather peace of mind)
If u SCOLD him, u are like ! a NANNY to him; (Switch on TV and max the volume)
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (And where did you hide the remote ctrl)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; (Time-limit warranty)
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. (Honest!!)
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; (True, harms your baby, surgeon general says so)
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. (I quit)
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; (So?)
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. (No queston about it)
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; (we hurt? never!!)
If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! (Couldn't hurt a fly, it's your fault)
& so hard to please!!!!! (not really ;o) if you know what buttons to push)
If u SAY this to guys, they will swear that it's true.......
but if u don't, They know anyways.....
Disclaimer: All in zest(lemony). please do not take this seriously. If anyone's offended by this posting.. mmm loosen up :o)
Ke garne, might get a lecture on righteousness, chauvanism or litigation threat.
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 10-Jun-03 09:45 AM
poo dai tapailai pakhnus na!
youngblod..ji naya thread sutu garnu bhaye hunthyo ni ta!
ou812 oh kasto time payeko ni tyo!
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 10-Jun-03 10:23 AM
gal1 ji, lunchbreak ko kamaal!!
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| OneGirl_123 |
Posted
on 10-Jun-03 06:23 PM
YB....hmm well i didnt read the whole thing about wat u posted up there....how to satisfy a woman?....while i juss skimmed through it said crazy-glue....lol that caught my eyes......how is crazy glue satisfyin to us? i dont get it :(
Please explain! :)
:)
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 10-Jun-03 08:38 PM
gurly ji.. i didnt even read wut i posted.. its just a response to gurl1// she'z got wrong info bout men.. not all men r like dat.. i hope u know wut i mean.. nottin personal gurly ji..
yb
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 10:05 AM
Youngblodz ji!
i am not pointing all men okay? that means are you included in..? :)
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| yoUnGbLooDZ |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:27 PM
gal1 ur changing ur statements like people change their clothes.. c'mon stick with one..
yb
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 15-Jun-03 10:16 AM
YB ji what you mean? i don't think i did that!
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 15-Jun-03 11:34 AM
pahila all men r like this bhanera posting garyo..
ani pachi i didn't meant all bhanyo
pheri most of em bhanyo
tesile stick with ONE bhanya
yb
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 06:55 AM
khai YB ji khai maile ta " all men are like" bhane jasto ta lagena ak choti hajurley yeso scrollgarera read garne kasta garnu huncha ki!
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