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on 08-Jun-03 02:57 PM
PMA-DUMB
New England Journal of miss behavioral remedy-sin in its current edition published a nobel study conducted among south Asian women which was featured in its matrimonial section. The study was done to provide the general south Asian male population with the information about this highly infectious disease that has been latently infecting the women and victimising the male population at large since the time immemorial. The most unambigiously documented clinical symptom is that after the wedding patient undergoes a selective amnesia and slowly starts deleting the information about her south asian male friends from her cranium. The name of this vicious disease has not been scientifically documented yet, but as per the principal investigator there has been an unanimous suggestion-Post marital amnesia disguiged under matrimonial bliss (PMA-DUMB). Scientists agree that the infecting agent has been untraditional and even more sophisticated than the notorious prions responsible for mad cow disease. The primary symptoms start appearing even before the marriage suporting the notion that the mode of transmission is not the vigorous exchanges of body fluids and saliva. About 60% of the women under study discretely confessed that the symptoms appeared even before they had any kind of physical contact with their would be, like shaking hands , or patting the shoulder or any non erotic wishpering. In most of the cases the first symptom appears after parents announce the verdict about the other half of the patient . As soon as the patient gets the go ahead green signal in terms of establishing different type of connection and communication with the would be, her cerebral cells undergo a massive metamorphosis. The unique protein-Memoprot-responsible for keeping the record of the friends gets activated by autocatalytic cleavage and start scavanging other Memoprot which has a male signal in its outer hydrophobic domain. In every day terms-the patient stops returning the phone calls to the friends and becomes very erratic in replying emails. There have been extreme cases where the patient has been unable to identify some of the best friends. This gradual onset of disease has been percieved by the south Asian males as anti social and selfish personality of the patient resulting in the formation of a big ravine among close friends. Its still enigmatic how the south Asian males are deleted where as majority of the females and western males still retain their identity in terms of the Memoprot. An independent social sevice organization-Friendship Inc has promised to fund the future research projects which will try to focus on this unique and selective deletion of Memoprot. The president of Friendhip Inc in a recent press statement said that he was very devastated by the discovery of this ailment and assured that there would be some kind of prenuptial vaccination in the market very soon .
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