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| Deep |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 12:59 PM
Naresh didn't get the visa. Counselor lai tathanam mukh chhad.dai he was walking down south bound from American Embassy. He saw that khane pani ko property on his right and came down on it too. "ke yatrako khane paani? Pani sani kehi aaudaina tato na bhutlo sanga yatro jaggako naas-- karod rupya parla ropaniko ta yaha. Dakai daka!-- Now, he was walking right by that tree on the street. Loosely gripping his file he took that curve. "ma*&^% le visa diyena ba! Ma nepal farkine kuroma uslai biswas lagena rey!" mu** bhayo aba?" then he thought, 'farkina ta ma yo kuhya desh ma jh** ni farkinna ---tara ke ma kuro fuskyo fuskyo? Bank balance pani kusta dekhakai ho---ba aama didi bhai sappai chhan farkinchhu ni bhaneko hopaule gaath pelchha kam gardina bhanne hint ni dya hoaba khairelai-- kassam! --Dharo dharma-- tero massu khani --*vidya nas*--ta ke bhanai bho?". He was talking to himself. Visa pako bhe taxi chadera ghar jane bichar garya thyo, visa sisa udi halyo so he was walking down that paani pokhari ko oralo. He looked at the sign of Japan Embassy. "malai ta yai ma*&^%$ le japan jane visa de ni hunthyo---Americai janu parchha bhanne ni thiyena---tara yaha jhan kada chha rey bhanchhan---mu** garib desh ma janminu pani thulo paap re chha. Tyo Mu** dhotiland dekhi bahek katai jana namilne-visa nabhai. Then he remembered he could go to khasa without a visa then he countered his remembrance with "tyo khasa ma ke jh** khana jane?"---- Yai bhanubhakta ma padhya ho ni maile. He looked at the left side of the road and told that to himself as if he didn't know. He crossed the road walked down the oralo then turned left. "Mathikai galli bata ga bhe ni huni ni ma mu** pani feri", Naresh was frustrated. He came out to baluwatar maharaj gunj road through PM residence. As he passed that residence of PM, tyaha pani visa napako jhok dekhayo "yo mu** daka lai kina yatro niwas chahiyo? Dera ma nabasera?" there was no one to answer his question. He looked at the gate with angry look but as soon as his angry look met with those of army man he quickly looked at the wall on the other side. Mutu panu dhykka garyo. Took right on that baluwatar-maharajgung road. Came back home and lied on his bed playing loud music. Nobody asked him anything. They all knew Nare lai counselor le loppwa khwaidiyo.
Few days later, Naresh went to the Embassy again. Different counselor was there that day. Baluwatar dekhi pashpati sammaka jammai devi/deutalai laharai samjhyo. Dasha lageko re chha, he got the visa. Took the taxi and came back home. Bachhama jhagada garera tauko futale dekhi naboleko Dinseh lai samet "ke chha Dinesh?" bhanyo Nareshe le tyo din. He came back home with a big smile. Everybody new, Naresh got it. Mom was happy and sad at the same time but Naresh was all happy.
Came to the US early 90s ko summer end ma. "Myasachyusets" ma thyo Nare. Sommerville ma base pani bhanna sajilo sabailai "boston" bhanthyo. Greater Boston ta aakhir ho nai. "Aba ke kam garne?" padhna aako Naresh lai "work" le piryo. kam nai payena, Nare le. He was hearing a lot about "uh bo pen" lately. So, he visited one of the stores there. Angreji bolna lagyo ki ta Naresh lai dar lagthyo. Jhan tyasmathi khairele bujhenara Nare le dohryaunu paryo bhane ta Nareko swar kamna thalthyo. Gathered enough courage that day and entered a "uh bo pen" store. Liked the smell in the cafétook a deep breath. He was looking for a manager. Mutu dhuk dhuk ufrina thali sakya thyo, Nareko. For a second he thought, hya bhaigo. Then he said to himself, yastai garera kati choti pasal ma chhirdai niskidai gari sake---aaja ta niskine kurai chhaina nasodhi--malai aba apartment mai aayera ta kasle kaam dinchha ta?" Then came a woman with a name inscribed brass looking plate over her provoking chest. "myanegar ni kya chwak aaimai re chha yaar" Naresh thought. He quickly rememberd Tangal ganesh then approached the manager and asked, "I am a student hereare you hiring?" saying "student" helps, he remembered a tip from his roommate. "Yes" the manager said with a smile and asked, "Where do you go?" Naresh told his "sankardev" style campus name. She asked if he has any experience. Again Nare remembered yet another tip and said that he used to work in a café in Nepal. "Good" she said and left asking if he would care for a coffee or something else. "coffee" Nare le yattikai bhandyo. He got the coffee and the manager got the application for him. He filled out the form. For experience he put down he worked in a café in Bhat bhateni. "Nam ke rakhne café ko?" he thought. Then he decided to take the opportunity to glorify his onesided maiya's name. He put down her name as the supervisor and name of the café was also "sweet bhawana café".
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| Deep |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 01:00 PM
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Phone number afnai gharko rakhdyo. Manger very briefly went over the application and asked, "when can you start?". "Anytime" Naresh said. "Come back on Monday afternoon with Id and papers, will do the paperworks and go from there. And, yeah!, wear black pants and white shirt". Nare furung bho. Filene's ko chhidi (basement) ma luga kinna hinyo. After shopping, he entered the red line station from south boston. He was heading home. Inbound/outbound always confused him. He was still new. But as always, he took out bound as he used to going home from downtown. But at the next stop he realized "damn! Yo ma*&^% rel ta Quincy tira lagyo n'ta". What the ---. He got out and took another inbound train. South boston, down town,--govt.center-- charles/MGH, kendall sq., central sq., then after that noisy curve Harvard square, porter square then Davis sq. That's where he got off and came up. Looking at the statues there he asked to himself, "ko hun yi bhateharu?". He didn't know and obviously nobody answered. Facing west he moved on then turned right heading toward broadway.
He told his roommate about the job. Roommate was happy. He must have felt that now he can collect the apparent rent from Nare. Nare ta natra berojgar ni. "Paperwork bhanya ke garni ni? Id ni le bhanya chha". Nare told his roommate dude. The dude said, "well go to make the state ID tomorrow and take the social security with that state ID for paperwork". Nare took out his social and amilo anuhar layera bhanyo "Tara mero social security ma ta valid for work only with INS authorization bhanya chha ni ta? Chalchha yo?" Roommate dude said, yattikai ta chaldaina. Khurkinu parchha". Vime sanga magako Topaz blade le V ra A khurkera dekhyaidyo roommate le. Then he asked Nare to be careful in taking those letters out with the blade. He said, "khurki sake si pants ko khalti ma halera dhoidinu parchhaali kachyak kuchuk hunchha but works." Then Nare thought, "kina sabai khurkini? Valid for work chahi rakhna payeta fas klass bhai halyo ni---tara roommate le V ra A khurki sakyo. "valid for work" chahi rakhnu parne Nare said. "You will be the only in the US with such marking in the social", his roommate said. "take all those letters outkhaireko tyastai hunchha". Carefully Nare did what he was asked to do. Pants halera dhoyo pani darai darai.
Monday he got the job. There he met Roger. Roger was the one who was helping him with the register and food/beverage stuff. Naresh le nepal ma café ma kam garya latte hane pani khane kura ko naam ma tauko ma raato bhako bum (bun), pauroti, ra pastries bhanthe ke ke ho tyatti thah thyo. Kun turkey and cheese croissant, kun ham and cheese, kun corn muffin kun pumpkin muffin kun strawberry muffin, kun raspberry muffin kun ---sabai bhadragol. Nare ta chit chit. And this Roger dude was extra friendly. Roger nabhaidya bhe kun bela ma laaat hanera nikali sakthyo store le Narelai. In the beginning Nare was happy but later he was kinda confused. Roger dude used to talk all kinds of stuff but was friendly. Really. He was thankful to Roger for being so helpful to him.
One day Roger said let's go watch a movie in sony theater. Pahila ta Nare le "naai" bhanyo then Roger said "not this weekend but the next one. Come on Ray". Roger used to call Naresh "Ray". Arko hapta re chha manchhe ramrai chhahelpful chha--thikai chha ni ta man lage jamla bhanera "OK" bhandyo Nare le. Tyasko bholi palta dekhi dui char din Roger aayena. Nare didn't know where did he go. Jhan cinema herna jaani bhanthyo bhate, he thought. He asked Maria but Maria smiled at him and said "what do you care?" Then Nare asked nothing.
Before weekend, Roger came back. Naresh said "hi" to him. Roger as always smiled at Nare and showed his extra friendliness. "yo mu** kina yasto taal ko?" Nare asked again to himself. Roger was working at the register next to him. So, Naresh asked, "where have you been?" . "why? Did you miss me?" Roger asked back and winked at Nare. Nare smiled but thought, "ke taal ko mu** re chha---yellai ni ke miss garai bho ra tyo myanegarni lai bhe ta ---". "I was gone to the wedding." Roger pinched Naresh and said with a smile. "Whose wedding?" Naresh asked. "Mine" Roger answered. "Oh! Congratulation! You got married?" For many undefined reasons, Naresh was happy. "yep, with my baby" Roger winked again with a muskan. ---"So, you're in for the movie this weekend right? After movie we can go to my place and hang out" Roger said. Naresh thought, "janai paryo ni---yasko swasni ni heram na! Side side pani hanna mili halchha kibharkhar bya garya swasni---ghar pani lanchhu bhanchha janai paryo nike chhodai bhora mauka---" Nare was remembering those new brides in his tole. "Are you gonna introduce me with your wife?" Nare asked with a hope. He again remembered the Tangal ganesh. "You wanna?" Roger asked with his usual muskan but with some surprise. "Yeah" Nare said and was still remembering those brides, raato saari, raatai cholo, gar gahana ra jawani le jhuruppa---lajalu---yasko baby le raato saato ta ke lauthi gumto sumto ni hunna jhan jata tatai khulla" "yeah, I would love to" Naresh added. Since Nare was quite excited, he also wanted to know kati barsaki rechhe yaski swasni aathar unnais ki holi. For no reason he guessed those numbers. "Ke nam hola yaski swasni ko?" Nare thought. Sodhi halam na then Nare asked, "What's her name?" Roger looked right into Nare's exciting eyes and said, It's NOT "she"-- it's John, my baby".
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| babaal |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 01:42 PM
nice!
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| yatri |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 02:19 PM
Interesting, a story with a different twist.
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 05:35 PM
Oho! Nare ta sentiflat ni.
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 05:56 PM
hey deep,
nice story...afnai katha betha ta hoina?? ehehehehe...
bhunte
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| ziggy_l |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 06:14 PM
haha. Nice one. Poor Nare(Ray). But I think the wink's and pinch kinda gave it off.
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| ruck |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 06:26 PM
Hoina Deep, tyas pachi ta Nare ke cinema herya gayo hola ta roger sanga hoina??? :-))
Tara je bhaye pani, ramro lagyo.. bichara nare..;)
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| BMW |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 06:30 PM
hhahahhaha, that was hilarious, hamro nepali daju bhai haru lai ta suru ma tyo gay haru ko jal ma ta pari halcha hai.. thanks for the laugh deep!
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| lonely |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 06:36 PM
deep dai that was great...
guy sanga hosiyar hai....if anyone is extra friendly be careful haina ta Deep dai.
Really enjoyed reading it.
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 11-Jun-03 07:55 PM
*LololololololololololoLz* DeepLy Funny :=D! "Mutu panu dhykka garyo. " First, I read it as "Mutu pani dukhya garyo." I was cracking up coz the way I read it! Mutu le dukheko jastai garyo re? *Lolz* I was laughing out loudly almost the whole way! Nice :-)!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 12-Jun-03 06:24 AM
Babaal,
Nare ta babaal ni.
Yatri,
twist ta aba harip twist bho ni. Nare le kamai chhadyo ni, later.
Nare senti pani flyat pani duitai bho ni. estory afnai nabhayeni afnai jastai ho, bhunte.
Ziggy,
"But I think the wink's and pinch kinda gave it off"
You probably are right. In fact, I wanted to give that hint only to counter later by talking about marriage. Perhaps that wedding stuff couldn't take out the suspicion you already established. :(
ruck,
ram ram ram. Nare cinema herna ke janthyo--baru kam nai chhadyo tyaha. ranthaniyo ni.
jal ta khai aba ke jaal tara Narelai ganjagol lagyo rey. ke ke bhanera! swasni side hanna taateko bichara. Lonely, aba preference ma bhar parla ni ta hosiyar hune nahune ta, haina? :)
GI,
mutu dukya jasto ta kati kati ni. tara Nare ko mutu chahi dukhyo rey laaasta ma. bhadkiyo ni Nare.
thank you all for reading.
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| jira |
Posted
on 12-Jun-03 07:04 AM
>>Naresh le nepal ma café ma kam garya latte hane pani khane kura ko naam ma tauko ma raato bhako bum (bun), pauroti, ra pastries bhanthe ke ke ho tyatti thah thyo
that is funny Deep. I almost forgot that tawukan rato bha bum. tyo school agadi ghyow lawuro bhanera bechna lyanwthyo cream roll...half tyaam ma. ewuta pustakari ma ewuta naribell..tharmus ko khuwa baraf paglinda crystal clear pani chwuieney....
yasta M*** salami,ham ra balloni bhanda tee dherrai mitha khandaraan
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| MunnaMobile |
Posted
on 12-Jun-03 07:30 AM
Deep bro ...nice one..Handigaon bata upgrade gari Boston tira...
Roger! Roger! Roger! Keep them coming please
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 12-Jun-03 11:36 AM
Boston ma yesto twist raicha ra po............fireworks herna jani jani ? :)
Malai visa ko part chai ali ghaut paryo....aroo bhanda ni khule aam interview, everyone hearing what you are talking about in the hallway.pheww! nightmarish, it sure was. Asti dekhin ROger Roger, k raicha bhanya ta.............eheheh! nice one deep dai!
PS.... ani monti grg , bhanya hamro sajha ko montou ki arkai ho? la yeso bijuli patra ma details lekhna paryo....about july 4th chai! ANA ma side hanna jana napaye ni, fireworks herdai, corona tandai, handigaon ko atit samjhana ta is equally worth it !
Oys
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| deep |
Posted
on 12-Jun-03 05:18 PM
Jiradai,
kaha rato tike bum kaha aru---pauroti halya khwa baraf bheni afno gam ko baraf thermos ma halya kurai bhindai ni.
Munna,
yaso hadigau bata boston tira lagi herya ni. aba lebong tira pani aamne bichar gardai chhu, munna ko lagi --ahile ali dhusse lagera ramro dekhira chhaina ke. : )
Oys,
monti gurung, yaha sajhako pani hadigauko ho ra?
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 09:22 AM
La hai Deep dai ko arko euta twist. Pepsi ko lemon jastai ni.. Saachi kya aaram auncha bhanya katha padhera. Eso thread ko title herdai gayo, ani katha ma....Deep dekhna saath ta 20 min ramailo huni bhayo bhanne sure shot ni.
Roger Ray..!!! Roger. Sab clear cha ..Roger..
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| MunnaMobile |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 09:27 AM
Deep bro...hahahahaha ghat ma lgne kura garnnu bho. Dont worry for those dusse n tuwaalo I shall clear them 4 for you once you decide on visiting da place.
Welcome hai...boka kaati suhagat garne chu.
Best Regards
Munna
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| tabasco |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 10:27 AM
Deep
Can we have a sequel to it ...
eagerly waitin
:)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 10:47 AM
"Can we have a sequel to it ... "
Sure!
"deep" afnai ta ho ni---afu afu ma aba ke haina?
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| babaal |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 10:57 AM
deep aafnai bhannale deep = narey ?
:)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 11:40 AM
No no! Deep is no Narey. meri bassai!
Deep afnai ho tyasaile "Can we have a sequel to it?" bhanera kina sodhi rahanu parchha ra bhaneko ni tabasco lai.
babaal pani kya babaal garna khojni? yasto babaal nagaram na babaal.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 11:51 AM
katha ramro lagyo... sarai nai.. but will it be possible for you to type and post in nepali font?
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| babaal |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 12:19 PM
The estory is nice like I already mentioned...
huna ta kathaa matra ho (la..) ;)
tara tyo SS card khurkaye pachhi US ma sajilai kaam painchha bhanne bhramm bhavishya ma Nepal bata US aaune karnadhaar haru maathi parchha ki bhanne kura ma chinteet chhu. :P
feri tyo card khurkayeko upalaxya ma hamra INS ka uncle haru le hamilai Nepal khurkai diye bhane Nepal ma feri jindagi bhari aru nai kehi khurkaudai basnu parne hola :P
eh..
Jai Topaz!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 12:32 PM
babaal le kuro gahiro garerko ho!
kathaka sabai kuro ma aankha chimlera bhar parna hunna ni ta, babaal hunchha!
:)
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 19-Jun-03 04:18 AM
Very funny deep jyu!!! LOLZ.....Yeah, the wink and the pinch gave me some clue as to who the "baby" really was!
Tara, I was wondering......If Roger's baby was a gal, is it morally right for Naresh to side hanne the wife, a married woman? Or is this validated just because the wife is a khairini?? Reverse racism ta bhaena??
In peace.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 19-Jun-03 07:48 AM
Devi jyu, (Simpy)
"Tara, I was wondering......If Roger's baby was a gal, is it morally right for Naresh to side hanne the wife, a married woman? Or is this validated just because the wife is a khairini?? Reverse racism ta bhaena?? "
No, it's not morally right for Naresh to mess with Roger's wife (yes, even in thought). The idea is not validated. No reverse racism is advocated either. However, thoughts are not always morally bound. A young Nepali boka was on the loose. That's all.
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 19-Jun-03 07:11 PM
Very funny Deep. Poor NaRay, he must have got a huge culture shock eh? a very unique style of writing you have. One can feel the slow yet steady motion of your characters as they move from one end to the other and that's a good feeling. Thank you!
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| Neural |
Posted
on 19-Jun-03 08:52 PM
Suspense movie hereko jastai vayo... jati lines/paragraphs padhdai gayo, tetti nai ramailo ra interesting hudai.... ke hola ke hunehola jasto....... lekhai ekdam majako, too unique. Print out garera padhna jhan arkai nai maja aaune rahechha, chatta ooperkhutti rakhera , "..." tandai ra cofeee ko sip lidai........
Kantipur maa publish gardaa kehi bigradaina... AITABAAR BISHESHANKA maa sure chhapchha. Baru kasaile le chineko chha vane... yeso recommend garau na!!!!!
Wish u gud luck, Deep. Waiting for more frm u.
:)))
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| Deep |
Posted
on 20-Jun-03 06:34 AM
Dilasha and Neural,
Ma ta furunga ni. Aaja yahi khusi ma bhare euta "extra" beer ni tandinchhu hai-jai Dialsha-jai Neural bhanera.
Aba sake ta harek paathak pratikriyako euta beer ko dar le tankauna hunthyo tara sakdina hola.
:)
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