| Username |
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 07:54 PM
... Why its great to be a guy . . .
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
All your orgasms are real.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One mood, all the time.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
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| lonely |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 11:04 PM
Is that really good??
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 05:41 AM
The Highlights of your life Mad Max?... Congratulations on being a guy!
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 05:51 AM
Seems like Sitara can't digest humor.
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| ruck |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 06:05 AM
Madmax, you call that humor?? congratulations on possessing such a "GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR".....
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| serendipity |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 07:24 AM
HAHA
"Sitara can't digest humor"
Hi Madmax, could you tell me if she can digest tacos?
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 07:33 AM
Mad Max ji:
You just missed my humor! :)
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| Master_Of_One_Liners |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 07:46 AM
Arguing in the Internet is like Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded.
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| tabasco |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:04 AM
mater of one liner
u r discriminating against disabled people...wud u care to be more sensitive towards them..u know every one out of five has some kinda disabililty..u might end up being one ...be careful.
:)
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| Laughing Buddha |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:09 AM
"Arguing in the Internet is like Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded. "...Master of one-liners
So says the Master Retard!
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| serendipity |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:18 AM
And of course the laughing jackass would disagree.
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| Laughing Buddha |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:22 AM
Must be serendipity.... that you would agree with the Master and Mad Max!
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