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| MadMax |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 07:55 PM
... Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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| tabasco |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 08:59 PM
whoever this guy is ..he is damn racist. show some respect man
:)
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| acharya |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 09:20 PM
racist re?
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| tabasco |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 09:54 PM
racist against the whole women race..
:)
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 10:10 PM
Lolz Madmax, That was funny! :=D!
"PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His">>>>>That one was rude! Comeon! u got to understand her...hormones r controlling her!
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| lonely |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 10:29 PM
Madmax that was good, and GI u r comments are sweet as ever.
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| Yatree |
Posted
on 13-Jun-03 10:44 PM
MadMax posted only part of the posting circulating in the Internet. Here is the missing part ...
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY !!
Evening classes for men.. Starting this month !!
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Lavatory paper rolls: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.
3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and graphics.
4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into kitchen sink ? Examples on video.
5. Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help line and support groups..
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7. Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10. Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 05:35 AM
Yatree ji:
Thank you! You are one of those rare personalities who does not empower himself by belittling women.
Apparently people don't realize that sexist jokes aren't very cool, especially, if they are selectively one dimensional.
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| MadMax |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 05:55 AM
Sitara you are really sensitive aren't you?
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| ruck |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 06:03 AM
Thank you Yatree ! we certainly need more men like you in our society.
:-))
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| Master_Of_One_Liners |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 07:35 AM
Madmaxji, thank you - you are one of those rare personalities who does not empower himself by belittling men.
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| Laughing Buddha |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:07 AM
Mad Max and Master of Oneliners: in a joint mission to empower eachother!
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| serendipity |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:19 AM
Someone needs to stretch laughing dodo's mouth and instill in him a sense of humor, physically.
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| Laughing Buddha |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:26 AM
MadMax, Master of oneliners and Serendipity in a threesome! Welcome to the Supermen's club!
Ha ha ha!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:30 AM
Et tu Serendipity ji?
:(
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| serendipity |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 09:31 AM
"Ha ha ha!"
Your mouth being propped open? Looks like someone sold you a sense of humor.
Ours would be a triumverate. Threesomes would be what laughing ducks indulge in.
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| Gandaki |
Posted
on 14-Jun-03 02:06 PM
Another one of those Men and women jokes....
its boring....
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