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Posted
on 14-Jun-03 01:27 AM
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad
for collecting the loot-maar' software which he had
ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
"Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar
software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka
nikal gaya"
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"
Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."
Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye
banaya?
Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke
liye zip file
mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
"Chillao mat kaalia !!
Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal
kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?
Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"
Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on
a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water
tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur?
Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno
ramgad ke vasiyon,thakur ne hijdon ki software company
banaayi hai"
Veeru shouts:
"Chup-chap chala ja Kutte. Ham log consultants hain, kuch
bhi kar sakte hain"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says:
"Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki
Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin
banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"
At the GABBAR's den...
GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA: "Do sarkaar"
GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar
sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga?
Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. ..Barobbar
milegi"
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout... logout....]
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"
KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"
GABBAR: " To ab documentation kar !!!" [LOGOUT.....]
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