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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 06:37 AM
To All Sajha Members Who Are...........SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly . The more you chase it , the more
it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when
you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts ,
but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really
worth it. So take your time and choose the best.
To All Sajha Members Who Are............NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person."
It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you
can be.
To All Sajha Members Who Are............PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE
Never say "I love you" if you don't care. Never talk about
feelings if they aren't there. Never touch a life if you mean to
break a heart . Never look in the eye when all you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her
fall and it works both ways...
To All Sajha Members Who Are............MARRIED
Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry." Not
"where are you", but "I'm right here." Not "how could you", but "I
understand." Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are."
To All Sajha Members Who Are............ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent
together but how good you are for each other.
To All Sajha Members Who Are............HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you
allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks
but to learn from them .
To All Sajha Members Who Are............NAIVE
How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but
not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try
not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain.
To All Sajha Members Who Are............POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with
someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is
unhappy with you.
To All Sajha Members Who Are............AFRAID TO CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even
more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when
the person you love has no idea how you feel.
To All Sajha Members Who Are............STILL HOLDING ON
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in
love, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and
that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it. If he
isn't worth it now he's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years
from now. Let go.....
TO ALL THE SAJHA MEMBERS.......
My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong, mature, never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging, rewarding and unselfish.
ANYWAY I WISH U ALL A GOODLUCK
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| lonely |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 12:21 PM
where do I fall??? I myself don't know where I fall....still confused, or more confused??
need some help...don't we have a love doctor around??
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 12:32 PM
Lonely :-),
Love doctor is here to rescue you! Ok lets start from your sighns and symptoms. Tell me about your life...lifestyle...your thoughts, your feelings etc. etc. :-)! I need to know all of them in depth to come up with a correct diagnosis ;-)!
Love Dr. in call,
Dr. G_I ;-)! :=D!
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| kAlaNkiStHaN |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 12:50 PM
Aaaaaaaaaanch!!
I am single but Not so single (she is always on my mind... yess!!)
Mutu ma chinnn, photu ma chinn!!
Uni chinnn pani, uni chainann pani!!
(GI dautarni saaibbb, Dauter dauter gimme a pill, I've got bad case of pwaal paaring my dilll)
Playboy/keti type? like kanya raashi? aafno raashi ta makkar (nepali ma)... tyaa ni parina!! Trikal baa le jaanun, how to transform makkar rashi to kanya raashi!!
heart broken chai ho ni ehh..!!
Dauterni GI dauter dauter!!
Cha ki chaina mutu ma laaune plaster?
Khoi, i am lost bich baato mai!!
Bato dekhaune kohi chaaa?
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 01:03 PM
Kalanskisthan, since this is ur first visit...I will give you a counselling free of charge :=D! Besides, you've been lost foreverr! I didnot think it takes u one whole year to build a pani tyanki!
My advice to you is "No gurL, no cry" :=D ;=D! Ok, that was a joke! If ur ex. is still single, why don't you guys get back together again! If she is taken then...continue to enjoy ur single years & focus ur energy somewhere else (E.g on ur goals...something that makes u feel good and boosts ur confidence!), unitl miss right passes by ur way!
Don't stop urself 4rm loving someone else!...some one speciaL! Don't build a cocoon 'round urself thus scaring that someone special away! It is possible to find true love second time again :=D! So, just go, wash ur heart and ur past & start a new beginning! W/ a new love found...u won't regret as much for ur past as u do now! and u won't miss ur ex as much!
My dear client, free her...free urself & start all over again...discovering ur new horizons! :=D!
Forget-me-not, that's nice posting. Sorry 4 misusing ur space :=p! Pardon me please. :=p!
Ok, Dr. love is on vacation, so no more questions plz ;=D! *Hehe*! :=D!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 01:19 PM
Dauterrrr GI daktarni saaiba!!
I just remember I am suffering from 'short term memory disorder'. eh.. What paani tyanki you are talkin' about? Are you talkin' about the protection around my 'poor-little-kuchu-kuchu-umm-mutu'?
Dauterni sounds like fake dauter to me. Ki Laloo Prashad Yadav medical college graduate? eh... (okay, I didn't say that.. feri real dauter rahecha bhaneta paako Free ko ni paisa tirna parcha). Okay, that short term memory thing is working again. What did i just say? oh yeah, you sound more like love counseller than dauter to me. Ma ta chirr-faad garne dauter hola bhanera mutu ko bedana falalalalalalala pokhya ni. Where is your karauti? where is your kaichi? khoi ta tyo ID herum, not GI, I am talking about ID. Ani khoi ta emergency phone number ehh.. Would you mind givin' your cell number re kyaa ajha, easy huncha ni emergency ma bhetauna!!
What did i just say? Can't really remember!! Remember my short term memory thingy!!
:-)
k4|4nk15th4n
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 01:45 PM
My dear client Kalankisthan,
Regarding the problem w/ ur short term memory...I suspect it is becoz ur mind is working hard thinking 'bout ur "Udera gayi sakeki priyesi." And talking 'bout surgeries...our team tries its best to make it our last option. We try our best to treat our patient through counselling...if nothing works in the end, we opt for the surgeries, becoz here at "Lovers clinic" we believe, the disease love is highly tied with psychological well being of the patient also. We belive in providing a care that encorporates psychological, emotional, spirtiual and physiological well being of our clients. I hope this answers ur questions.
And this is your second visit. As per our agreement, only first visit is free of charge. You will receive a bill from "Lovers clinic" in a week. I hope you will be prompt in paying your bills just as the health care members at our clinic were prompt in asnwering your mind bogging questions :=D!
You can reach me at 1-800-Goofer-WannaBeDr._G_I!!
We are glad you chose us as your health care team members.
Sincerely,
Dr. On CaLL G_I.
:=D, ;=D! :=D!
__________________________________________
Oye Kalankisthan, I am afraid my postings might offend someone from health care practice :=P! I think I should stop :=S! *sigh*
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| lonely |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 01:55 PM
G I,
dine nai ho ta advise, Love Doctor??
Hmmm... I am not sure where to start from....hmm...I am single, no..No but yes, I am/have been single, but not single re kya...as Kalamki said above, someone is there but I don't know who and where??
Do you have any medicine that will be thakkai ...I will be back to normal.....
waiting for ur response prem dactor...dactarni ta haina ni...otherwise, it will be a doctor ko wife, hmmmm...that won't help....
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 02:01 PM
>>Oye Kalankisthan, I am afraid my postings might offend someone from health care practice :=P! I think I should stop :=S! *sigh*
Offend re? Bujhepo offend! Remember my short term memory disorder thing? Me got not memory me no understando Englisho, Nepaliooo!! oooo!
oooo G I ji, Lo ji suno Ji!
I called your 'hot line' number, and it turned out to be cold turkey. Ke tyo jharpaat number dyaa hola? Ajha mind bogging re, mind halling, thall thall paring, tirimiri jhyap bhaing.. I am afraid I have to contact my lawyer -- coz I think there was a bug in your mind bogging question. It just infected my memory and my short term memory thingy is about to turn into amnesia (almost there - consider I am already there). Oh who are you? Why you wearing that white coat? Are you a devil in disguise (devil wearing white) eh... and why you carrying karauti?
Hellp, Hellp!! Water Water!!
>>Oye Kalankisthan, I am afraid my postings might offend someone from health care practice :=P! I think I should stop :=S! *sigh*
esssssssssssssssssssss, Bairi piya bada be'dardi, essssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!
k4|4nk15th4n
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 02:13 PM
My dear client lonely,
I went through your symptoms. Your symptoms suggest you fall under the category "To All Sajha Members Who Are............NOT SO SINGLE." As stated by forget-me-not, my advise to you is "Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person."
It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you
can be." I would say the same thing I said to my previous client ;=) :=D! Either get together w/ her or free her and urself! Ask urself, what is it that is stopping u from being together w/ her? Is it ur family, values, or something else? What is ur majboori? :=D! Know urself, before trying to know someone else and taking one of the greatest decision in ur life! I hope you will make a right chocies in ur life!
Good luck w/ ur love Life.
Best wishes,
Dr. Love ;=D!
Love clinic is closed!! :=D!! You can forward ur calls @ 1-800-WannaBeDr._G_I!! ;=D!
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 02:21 PM
Oye kalankisthan,
I am sure ur short-term memory forgot the numbers even before dialing. Go ahead and get a lawyer for urself coz I know u are loosing the case :=D! Who am I? Is that a question? I am Dr. Love, Duh!! And you don't ask your physician, "why are you wearing a white coat?" Do you know how offensive that is? :=D ;=D!
My word! R u trying to hit on ur Dr.? Good riddance! If that's what you are doing...I am going to drill ur heart and make the hole in ur heart bigger ;=D!!
;=D! :=D!!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 02:31 PM
Ye G I ji, Lo ji suno ji!!
ROTFLOL!!
Your last posting was funniest of them all!! hahahahah!!
Damn, malai darrr laagyo -- musha bhanera gijyaako ta hatthi po parecha!!
Would you mind drilling a hole on this wall insted? bhagna sajilo hola ki! 2 ft radius bhaye pugcha!
whats my name? I can't even type.. haat kaapyo!!
(LOL, Gotta go, see you sometime)
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| yoUnGbLooDZ |
Posted
on 16-Jun-03 02:57 PM
k ho partna.. sabai ko bimari ko chahi ausadhi garne.. afno parnta ko khayal nai nagarne :-( .... hamro dr. kahile banne ni partna...
yb
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| lonely |
Posted
on 17-Jun-03 08:15 PM
Love doctor u still around???
This patient is getting serious....
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 17-Jun-03 10:46 PM
Hi Lonely,
Dr. Love is sick herself...it is advisable if you go see a specialist. Coz, I don't want to nfect you w/ my sickness. Hope you will understand. I am sorry for all the inconveniences :-)! Take care.
:-(,
Ex...Dr. Love!
Partna, Like I said...I've always been ur Dr. :-).
And Kalankistan, ur name is Kalankistan :-).
Take care Guys! Bye!
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| kalanKISTHAN |
Posted
on 17-Jun-03 10:57 PM
Dr. Love is sick?
What happened? loveria? ehh!!
YB ko dil ko dactaarrr ?? ehh...
Ye G I ji, lo ji suno ji...
Kasle dill pe churiya chalaiyaa ni?
Try some Jwano ko jhol and khashi ko khutta ko jhol.
Might help!!
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 17-Jun-03 11:04 PM
Sickness, that no one has been inflicted w/ before :-). Thanks for the tips kalanKISTHAN...I will try that :-). I am heaven sick today :'-(...Khuda kee yaad aah rahi hai :'-(.
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| kalanKISTHAN |
Posted
on 17-Jun-03 11:10 PM
My shaayeri sucks! Tyasmaathi ni urdu knowledge sucks!
Tai pani
Ya khuda ye tujhe kyaa hua?
Ankhen Num aur dil dhuwa dhuwa?
Kaun Namakul ne tere dil ko chuwa?
Naam to batao, kaun hain o kalmuha?
oops, that sucked!
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 17-Jun-03 11:19 PM
Nice try :-)!
I got one!
Aye Zalim matt kar inkar wapis anay say
Khuda bhi rooth jata hai, masoom Ladkiyon key diL dukhanay say!
:-)
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| kalanKISTHAN |
Posted
on 17-Jun-03 11:32 PM
Wow!!
ummmmmmmmm (sochya)........ aayena!! I haaping. Give up. Me no shero shaayeri guy!
Tai ni one more try!!
Dil dukhna ladkiyo ka, Khuda ki inaayet hai
wohi khuda na jaane, Mohabbat kyaa cheez hai
Khuda mashroof hai ibaadat ke daayere main
ye ishq wishq ke chakkar to bejubaani hai
(sakina, taan tunnn parya HELP)
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 11:21 AM
dekha(lemme change it to mehsus instead of dekha.. coz i haven' t seen ya ehhehe) kar ke tumko yekin hota hai
koi itna bhi hasin hota hai
dekha pate hain kahan ham tumko
dil kahin hos kahin hota hai
thats for ya DR. .. :=)
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 11:23 AM
bhul kar tumko na ji payenge..
bhul kar tumko na ji payenge
sath tum ho gi jahan jayenge..
hum koi waqt nahi hai humdam
jab bulaougi chale aayenge
YB
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 09:28 PM
Kalankisthan,
Nice one :-)! Btw, you wrote "wohi khuda na jaane, Mohabbat kyaa cheez hai..." Hm... Not buying it :=D!!
Partna,
Aww, thank you :-). That was sweet :-).
"Hai Roop mein itna saadhapan...To kitna sundarr hoga mann...Bin gahene, bin singarr...Wo to lagti hai duLhan." :-)!
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