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| jira |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 08:36 AM
Some scientists in US believe that SARS is from MARS. A new rhyme for daycare!!. yeah, if you can not find the solution, just make a rhyme out of it..something good out of nothing. Anyway, it is not uncommon for them to call it alien for the things which can not fit well enough in their social values. Well! the NBA has just ended and I already called my brother to let my family members know about this new world champion. Everything played here is world thing. Kuro thikkai ho..it is about the people not the place. US soccer team ma pani Mexican Ramos ra Nigerian Olga bahek koi dekhtina ma ajkaal. Talking about mexicans, I just saw this mexican chicks..I mean the pregnant one. Ola..when is it due? It is like 'how are you?' for mexican ladies when they meet their fellow sista. 7 out of 10 are pregnant, 2 never made from border and 1 is in hollywood. Our sista from chhimeki muluk is considering to be a new bond girl in Hollywood. After the premier, Shivasena lay pheri ekpatuk rally nikalney bho..And if it really happens,there will be another headline in Times of India..'Baand par bharati Roash..basutth marey/ninannub jakhmi'.
Doctor says Girija is sick but he says he is alright. I said, "Dude! for the sake of your health, please be honest this time." Marey pachi kursi daan garnu rey wanha ko naam bata", kursi ni saathai lera jani rey. I hope it is a rumor only. A friend of mine called me yesterday. He was insisting me to go to this oncoming convention in Denver. His center of attraction is "Lots of chicks". Convention is like another bachelor show. Some parents will look for nepali teachers for their heavy weight sons and daughters. Personally, I do not feel like teaching KA/KHA to these Neprikan bhustihgreys. I will be like "You know what, lets draw a straight line like that little Mikkidi sign and then attach little circle to the left of it and you know what..make a little hook thing in its right and you know what it is not finished yet..finish the letter by attaching little thin line horizontally over that mikkidi sign thing." I can not imagine myself teaching this combo deal of "KA". Can you imagine how long will it take? However, this chicks part is still interesting. Yummi Yummi..
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| Bond-007 |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 08:58 AM
-----However, this chicks part is still interesting. Yummi Yummi..
Jira Dai,
Bhauju ko chappal ko size birsinu bho ki kya ho? ehehehe
Nice one though!! :)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 09:02 AM
aba 38 lai ni pachharera 39 ma ghuri rako bela ma ke ko yummy yummy ho chicks bhandai---?
Yesterday, I was listening to this "Urdu mushyayera audio". An old shayar says "ab is umre me agar me kuch hatke [jawani wale] karu to log mere umra ko leke taana dete hai--"
:)
keep them coming.
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| Hellbound |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 09:09 AM
Jira,
Nice! I've been trying to understand your humor. In the mean time, I want to comment that your humor is scattered everywhere, from ironic world champian to parents looking for teachers for their big fat sons/daughters at the convention. Transition from one topic to another irrelevant topics made me hard to understand it. I might be wrong or dumb-found. I also liked that chicks part. ehehe!!
Keep it up!
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 09:17 AM
Jiraji le samsaar ghumayera taruni mai takka kura adkaako dekhdaa po achamma laagyo ta. Mexican kt haru pregnant vayera tapailai ke ko taauko dukhaai ni? Pheri chick parts chai interesting re? Ajhai 22-24 mai ho ki kya ho??
Nice and funny piece though !!
Prem Charo :)
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| DWI |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 11:55 AM
Jira
Again, a good work. May be you should try stand ups, if not professionally then atleast in Nepali conventions. Ofcouse, that is, if you have any interest in appearing in front of stingy public.
Hey, whenever you touch sports sections you might get words from lotsa Sajhapur Sports fanatics. Just to be a critic, I don't think Spurs claimed to be the World Champion this time. Their big time loss in the Olympic has already taken the air of pride away from the announcers (even though US is arguably, still the best in the world). Another fact, US does have good homegrown players. Remember Coby Jones, Clint Mathis and now Donovan McNabb etc? They are far better than the imports.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 12:40 PM
Yes,
Though he might have jumped from one topic to another at a rapid pace, the bottomline is his introspection of things around his daily life is absolutely praiseworthy and being able to put in such a hilarious way, has jus added flavor to the writing!
yesai, nepali chris rock bhanya ho ra? ;)
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| Hellbound |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 01:08 PM
Oys,
I agree with you 100%. But, he could be a better humor writer, should he focused on a particular episode of his/our daily life. His contents are very funny and cynical; nevertheless, he needs to be careful about the transition from one topic to another. Also, don't get me wrong that I am expecting any errorless fancy writing. Simple is the best, but a good writing has to make whole lots of sense to the readers, with no confusion.
Jira,
Please, write more. Sarcasm about Girija is even funnier..ha ha ha!!
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| noname |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 03:33 PM
Good one Jira ...humour at its best!
Although meandering, the flow is smooth and able to take reader along with it. Not well before ending one topic, you pick up the next one so easily and run with such a speed, it reminds of Marathon. Where do you pick all these information from?
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 04:57 PM
Jira,
Nice ! Makes a good stand up. Stands on its own. Yes you jumped from topic to topics, but it was so smooth. Also kinda showed your versatile catch. Enjoyed every bit of it. Highly urge you for a stand up in Denver.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 05:41 PM
Aaati twakka! Hits you smack on your funny bones!
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| ziggy_l |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 05:51 PM
hahahah.....dude i think u should be in Comedy Central.....nice...u deserve all the praise..
peace.
z_l
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 18-Jun-03 09:02 PM
ha ha ha Jira dai ley sarai hasaunu bho ni. You could very well give comedians like jerry seinfield and Margaret Cho a run for their money. Btw, do we have stand up comedy shows in Nepal?? I guess not eh? I think Jira dai should start one in Nepal. I'd be the first one in the ticket line. :)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 20-Jun-03 07:05 AM
Haina hat le liyera kudne ani rango judhya jasto garera judhne tyai hatma liyeko bal hataile khosna ani bhanna lai chhai tyahi football rey hamra gaam ghar tira chai khuttale matrai khelne, golki bahek (tyai pani limited area bhitra matrai) aru le ta haat le choyo ki "hand" hune khel chahi kina soccer ho?
USA ka matrai team le kheleko khelko winner kina ra kasari world champion bhako ho? World bhanekai USA matrai ho ta ganthe? Hami chahi ke dandi biyo ko world champion ho ta? Ki tyo "thyak" launema pani arkai chha world champion?
Din raat Amierca lai samrajyabad ra bistarbad ani haikambad ko pratimurti bhanera gaali garera nathakne neta bhanauda haru kina chhora chhorilai chahi yai America tira ghokrauna paune haru danga ani napaune haru chintit ho? Ani neta sahebharu pani America aaune bhanesi koi naya jwai sasurali janala jasto , koi girlfriend liyera cinema herna jada 10 ko tikas 100 ma kinya jasto, koi chappal rakhera banako goal post ma golki su garna lako mauka ma goal hanya jasto, ani koi chahi dashai ma ghar hinya jasto garne ho?
Nepal ma bau chahi hamro saat pusta le khayera nasikini sampati chha bhandai hinne ani yaha putra somharu chai koi kina pizza badera koi Chinese food badera ani koi chahi tyausi chalayera basya ho?
huh? ye jira dai? ke chal ho yahako?
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| Hellbound |
Posted
on 20-Jun-03 07:31 AM
Someday, Sajha will become so popular that it will have its own TV station or Radio Station. Jira will host talk show on Sajha TV, beating David Letterman.
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