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| nuts |
Posted
on 20-Jun-03 11:35 AM
Okay, this joke has been the most interesting thing that has happened to me since I got the speeding ticket last weekend!
Enjoy..!
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What..... a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand,
then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket : $60
Court costs : $45
The look on his face, PRICELESS
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| Bond-007 |
Posted
on 20-Jun-03 11:58 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! Good one!
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| acharya |
Posted
on 21-Jun-03 10:31 AM
haha nuts bro..good one!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 21-Jun-03 12:45 PM
Nuts!!
hahahahah lekhna ta malai ni mann laagya thiyo, tara pyaat bujhya hoina yaar.
eh... kyaa bore bhayo!!!
Is that enuff to prove my dumbness?
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| Yadav |
Posted
on 24-Jun-03 08:53 AM
Indeed, The look on his face would be PRICELESS!!
Nice joke!!
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| komal the soft one |
Posted
on 28-Jun-03 04:23 AM
Hehehhehehehehheeheh
Good one and nice answer.Keep it up.
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| nuts |
Posted
on 01-Jul-03 07:57 PM
Here's another one:
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to
the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed,
besides the red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.... could I see your drivers license...?"
"...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she
was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer.
After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration?.." asked the cop.
"Registration?..... What's that....?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently.
After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute..." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned
into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few
moments, the dispatcher came back; "Ummm..is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes...." replied the officer.
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher.
"Uh... yes" replied the cop.
"Here's what you do" said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants"
"WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate..." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.
So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his
pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..."Ohh no... not ANOTHER breathalyzer..."
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 01-Jul-03 08:15 PM
nuts,
You just cracked me up! Man, where do you get these wicked ones?
All I can say is, 'once more', as they did in back in da ol' country! Keep tickling the Sajha funny bone.
Ciao
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| hyaterica |
Posted
on 02-Jul-03 08:26 AM
ROFL!! ausome jokes!!
aru ni jaawos...
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 02-Jul-03 08:34 AM
Pahile nai suni sakyaa ta ho...tara jatti choti sune ni utti nai chotti khititititititititi haasna man laagchha :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
yo Poonte saaaano maanchhe tyo police bhaako bhaye ta pant utaareni tyo blonde kei nadekhera twalla parthyo hola...mori ko tyo blonde jagaltaa samaatera yeta hau yeta bhanera tesko munto thichaam bhaneni feri physical abuse ko aarop aai laagthyo :(
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| kirsten |
Posted
on 02-Jul-03 08:36 PM
Lol..good one!
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| komal the soft one |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:44 PM
Hahaahahahahahhahahahahaahh.HHheehehehhehheheeh.
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