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| singaney |
Posted
on 20-Jun-03 03:29 PM
In a party one of Zail Singh's friends asked him how many chappathis he could eat in an empty stomach. Zail replied "Seven". Then his friend told him "When you eat the first chappathi your stomach is no longer empty. Then how can you eat seven??"
Zail was impressed by this tricky question. So as soon as he went back home he asked his wife "How many chappathis can you eat in an empty stomach??". She replied "Five". Then Zail said: "If only you had told seven I had a nice reply for it".
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| komal the soft one |
Posted
on 21-Jun-03 05:20 AM
ahhahahahhahhahahahhahhaaha
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| krishman |
Posted
on 21-Jun-03 08:33 AM
haha that was funny . here is another Sardar jokes ....
A sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He finds the egg empty he gets frustrated & says:
"Iski maaki, Aaj kal murge bhi condom use karte hain."
A crow shits on a Sardar&&Sardarni hands over a tissue paper to Sardarji.
Sardar says : Ab kiski gand pochun&..Kawwa to udd gaya
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 21-Jun-03 12:48 PM
hahaha Krishna mann...
Super classic joke...!! Sunya thiyena yaar tyo duitai...
Aru ni jaawosh na!!
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| krishman |
Posted
on 21-Jun-03 08:43 PM
jokes mann paraidinu bhayeko ma muri muri dhanyabaad cha .....la yeuta arko bhanera bhani halnu bho ...tesaile ......
Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He
orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but
is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa
behind.
Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices
that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell. Waiter is very curious. Santa next orders for Batata Vada. This time around also Santa eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind. Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Santa asks him, "Sardarji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"(why are you eating the inside stuff don't you like the rest of it.)
Santa Singh says, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh
nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo..."(I am not feeling so well so the doctor told me not to eat outside stuff.)
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| krishman |
Posted
on 21-Jun-03 09:00 PM
Sardar ji sits for examination
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