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   Top 100 rules in Sajha.com Path. I will 21-Jun-03 GP
     An example of Sajha.com Path Follower: 21-Jun-03 GP
       Ho ni GPji, gajadi lai ganja chahieko 21-Jun-03 Prem Charo
         Prem Charo ji, tapai le lekheka kura 21-Jun-03 GP
           ..... and a few skin heads are here, but 21-Jun-03 isolated freak
             Finally, they alienate themselves from m 22-Jun-03 NK
               wah wah GP jyu, kyaa analyze garya!! 22-Jun-03 KaLaNkISthAn
                 malai ni sajha addiction hudai chha... 23-Jun-03 dream_girl
                   dream girl . says tension bhai sakyo. 23-Jun-03 krishman
                     Oh my god, I do that too, and I just hap 23-Jun-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
                       Kalanki : aruko laagi sajha path is prem 23-Jun-03 GP
                         GP gurujyu ko drill le ni malai kahile c 23-Jun-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
                           Teaming up and ganging up? This is prob 24-Jun-03 saroj
                             Kalanki ji, yeeeeeeeee tyasto garoh p 24-Jun-03 GP
                               GP jyu, hazur ko gahakilo posting looks 24-Jun-03 KaLaNkIsThAn
                                 Kalanki: Guruji ko jyaan lai aaram guruj 24-Jun-03 GP


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GP Posted on 21-Jun-03 01:29 PM

Top 100 rules in Sajha.com Path. I will add a few here.

1. Free time in real world = time for Sajha.com

2. Multiple Avatars and multiple faces = Sajha.com Style.Wide variety of brains to hearts and a place to see and learn about peoples with minimum cost. Cyber travel and meet peoples has the least risk of getting trapped in accident.......... Dream travel.

3. Teaming as well as Ganging up with juvenile young guys = Use girly (Gurly) name .....
No one knows whether you are male/female/ or "new half" or "borned half".
The names like: Pawan, Sital, Saroj, Tara .......... are for "Cyberspace Halfs".

4. If you are in late 30s, then, publish a photograph taken at late teen age .... Enjoy smash hit. Over run threads dedicated on you.

5. If you don't find immediate readers community to test your capability of writing best articles, join Sajha.com and publish Gazhals (e.g. Nepe), Articles , Stories(e.g. Gunaraj), and Satires and humors (Poonte is most humorous person in this Sajha.com, at least for me), get feedback and ........ finally, compile them in book form at later time........ These are the people they make Sajha.com worth surfing. Hat off salute to them.

Create your fans who might never know your real face. But, s/he is your wealth to make you famous outside Cyberspace. ....................

6. If you want to meet peoples and judge them join Sajha Chat.

Well, you can make friends instantly and also criticize those enemies who never join Sajha Chat, and the things chatted in Sajha Chat are never recorded. So, you can spill your anger and create a hate against your enemy, by portraying your self smart, nice and sexy. A kind of terrorism run by some Sajha.com registered users.

7. Sajha.com allows you to fulfill your missionary's objectives ................

8. Sajha.com is still very away from Political hangout place, especially, for ANNFSU-R. I wonder one day, the 3000 Sajha.com readers will be asked to take CPN(Maoists) and ANNFSU-R's membership, and it makes a new in Nepal "95% nepalis in cyberspace are members of ANNISE-R and CPN(Maoists)". There is no King G, no GPK, no Makune ..... and a few skin heads are here, but, they can not call a protest rally against King G.
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There are some more ............ I want to see the response from Sajha.com Path followers. ................
GP Posted on 21-Jun-03 01:34 PM

An example of Sajha.com Path Follower:

ChipleD: Aru ta ke nai bhanu..pahila pani dherai choti bhanisakay..gajadi ganja chahieko jasto malai Sajha chahincha. Witness ta Kalankisthan nai cha ni, paani tyanki kholna paa chaina bhitra aucha..ani jamkabhet bhaihalcha............

Prem Charo Posted on 21-Jun-03 04:29 PM

Ho ni GPji,

gajadi lai ganja chahieko jasto tapahin lai maatra hoina sabai lai Sajha chahincha. Tara ke garne aajkal sajha maa pani gutbandi ra groupism ko lahar le gardaa, Group baahira ko le raamro kuro lekhepani kasai le jawaaf dine hoina. Manis haru purbaagraha pidit vayepachi daiba ko pani kehi laagdaina vanthe saachai rahecha

Kalankisthan, Prem Pujari (he he ), Chipledhunga, Ashu, Sitara, Rusty, NK, ra aruharu le pani kehi lekhcan ki, heraun na ta!!!!!

: Prem Charo :
GP Posted on 21-Jun-03 06:55 PM

Prem Charo ji,

tapai le lekheka kura haru a part of Sajha Path. Groupism is a true Universal "Sajha Path". Sajha interest bhayeka haru finally separate from main stream and create separate group "un-written un-spoken" ............... Finally, they alienate themselves from main-stream mass and turn out to be "Egoists", and they come together like a syncronized swimming and go together. Indeed a dangerous trend. .......... Well, Sajha.com being 3000 registered members forum, using Gauss Distribution theorem, such groupism can not be avoided. We have to do POT analysis and skip/trim those smaller groups using POT analysis.

GP
isolated freak Posted on 21-Jun-03 07:08 PM

..... and a few skin heads are here, but, they can not call a protest rally against King G.

hahahah.. skin heads re guruji?

anyway, GP's 8 sutra to NIrvana?

NK Posted on 22-Jun-03 01:12 PM

Finally, they alienate themselves from main-stream mass and turn out to be "Egoists", and they come together like a syncronized swimming and go together. Indeed a dangerous trend. ..........
GP


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GPgee, the syncronized swimming part is really funny. Do these "Egoists" really *do* *that*? How shameful! Not because "they" swim together and leave together but for being an egoist. Shame on them, no? :)
KaLaNkISthAn Posted on 22-Jun-03 01:34 PM

wah wah GP jyu, kyaa analyze garya!!

Aru ko thaa chaina, and I don't give a damn why people come to Sajha. I know about myself, I know why I come to Sajha. The only reason is sheer boredom. Sajha mai ta chann ni kura garne manche, kura sunne manche, kura pokhna milne manche. Bau-ama lai sunaaye choro mental bhayecha bhanne darr, kuhire saathi lai sunaaye "sounds gay to me" bhanne darrr, kaam ma gai sunaaye "who cares" bhanla bhanne darrr -- darrr nai darrr ma jindagi bitna laagya bela ma sajha is the most happening website for me. Je bole ni suni dinchan (I am just talkin' about myself), ani na sune pani sunya jasto garidincha... I feel good whinin' in the room and I feel like people are listening to me. And the best thing about sajha, most of the people respect others. Kedo khandainan, nakhanne haru chainan, tai pani atti gardainan... Khoi ke ke ke ke achel aafai le lekhya aafai le bujhna garho bhaa cha. eh.

Sajha hamro ghar, San hamro bau.. eh.. that's all I know.

>>ChipleD: Aru ta ke nai bhanu..pahila pani dherai choti bhanisakay..gajadi ganja chahieko jasto malai Sajha chahincha. Witness ta Kalankisthan nai cha ni, paani tyanki kholna paa chaina bhitra aucha..ani jamkabhet bhaihalcha............

Gajadi lai ganja chaahiya jasto re hahaha... chiple le dincha. Pani tyanki kholna eka bihanai aauda ni chiple paleti kasera key board samatera basya huncha, me wonders who he is pattyaing... eheh.. daarai lagcha chiple le hook haalya dekhera!
dream_girl Posted on 23-Jun-03 05:48 PM

malai ni sajha addiction hudai chha...

tension bhai sakyo...help me out guys....padda pani sajha log in garchhu and see the latest articles kya....


sajha ta love center jasto ni lagchha kahile kahi ta....ki kaso??
krishman Posted on 23-Jun-03 06:45 PM

dream girl . says

tension bhai sakyo...help me out guys....padda pani sajha log in garchhu and see the latest articles kya....
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this line is quiet disturbing . padda pani sajha log in garchu re ? You mean you log in to sajha.com when you fart ?
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 23-Jun-03 06:52 PM

Oh my god, I do that too, and I just happene to fart... whattta coincidence!! ;)

afulai chai yo line disturbing laagyo!!
>>sajha ta love center jasto ni lagchha kahile kahi ta....ki kaso??

Where there is love, there is tragedy ehh.. kolle bhanya? maile bhanya!!
so, eh.. aruko laagi sajha path is prem path, mero lagi Agnipath!!

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GP Posted on 23-Jun-03 08:26 PM

Kalanki : aruko laagi sajha path is prem path, mero lagi Agnipath!!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii desu ne. I wonder whether those who follow Sajha "prem path" can TURN it to a real PREM, or its like dreaming Hindi Cinema Heorine after watching Sri Devi to Manisha Koirala. ............ Gau yaar tyo "Wari danda ma rune pari internet timi hune ............................" . Note: "r" / "h" + une

GP
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 23-Jun-03 09:24 PM

GP gurujyu ko drill le ni malai kahile chodena!!

>>Note: "r" / "h" + une
re...

aba tyatro bademaan ko posting ma ma kaa matrai "r = h + une" gardai jaam bhanya? Program debug garya bhanda ni charko? Na ta aafu lai program garna nai aaune ho... kyaa!! Saral, drill srill nadi kana lekhum na... aafu lai bujhnai 3 ghanta laagyo!! Tai pani bujjhya hoina...
saroj Posted on 24-Jun-03 09:22 AM

Teaming up and ganging up?
This is probably the second or third time I have heard about this phenomenon in sajha.com. What does this mean? Is it a figment of someone's imagination or does this really happen here? I have not seen any teams here besides the formation of HahooGuru Fan Club few years back. Can someone care to point where when and who gangs up in this cyber alley?
GP Posted on 24-Jun-03 08:02 PM

Kalanki ji,

yeeeeeeeee tyasto garoh po bho.......... sachikai ho ra bhanya? Tapai parnu bho
plagiriasm (chk spelling) ko matra bug bhetne....... Plagiriasm nabha thau ma ta
sab saaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmma dekhne hola hai? Maile pani
100% -0.1% ko rule of copying things lagaye ko ni. Tyasaile tyo takun tukun parera

4 options diyeko ni Sajha Prem Path wala haru lai: (Four step Sajha Prem Path)

1.Wari Sajha.com ma hune pari Sajha.com timi hune ............................Real world ma bhetai nahune
2. Wari Sajha.com ma rune pari Sajha.com timi hune ............................''
3. Wari Sajha.com ma hune pari Sajha.com timi rune ........................... ''
4. Wari Sajha.com ma rune pari Sajha.com timi rune ............................''

[screen (=parda) banda ..... ghuku ghuku ............]

Consult Prem Charo for solutions.

GP
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 24-Jun-03 08:11 PM

GP jyu,
hazur ko gahakilo posting looks like 1 page of code on C++ program ni!
Hisab kitab gari halnu parne feri guruji lai.. 100% +/- 0.01 re kyaa.. eh

eh.. guruji, aafu ta lato bungo hazur, chaina dimaag... bujhdina tyo hisap sisaap, pisaap aaucha!! hehe

Wari sajha paari sajha mai bhetya ramro, eheh!! Real ma nabhetya ramro... My real life is way more confusing than sajha... ehh... Gamma ray about to radiate ni, aafno life -- feri guruji bhet huda radiate bhai dela, ani gurujyu dhantaryaan "Hulk" re kyaa ehh.!!

Guruji ko jyaan lai aaram guruji?
GP Posted on 24-Jun-03 08:49 PM

Kalanki: Guruji ko jyaan lai aaram guruji?

Aba no more Guruji. Aba ta Ghumante Prasad = GP. Anyway, hajur haru ko nyano maya ra tyo Kalanki ko chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiso pani le yo jyaan ajhai thik thikai dekhincha bahir bata herda. Bhitra ke ke bhako chha kasle jancha ra. Herou Jul 29 ko health check up le ke bhancha.


Ani Kalanki ji lai sanchai? tapai sanchai nabhe ta feri tyo pani tanki ka basindha haru khatam ni, jhyaltung hune hola ni. Take care hai. Sahuni ki chhori sanga aba Sajha.com
through Prem Path kholera Prem Patra dhichyu gare hunna ra bhanya........

Tanki yati ma lukne, tanki uta Sahuni Kochhori lukne, ..... bela belama tanki muni
dubai ................ mari khelne ........ ho ki hoina ni?

Louja pole kholdiye jast chha ni maile ta.

GP