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men n women............time for a break...

   1. A man will pay for a item he wants. A 23-Jun-03 forget-me-not
     men...women....just a joke... A man w 23-Jun-03 forget-me-not
       ko ho yesto, forget-me-not?? that tha 23-Jun-03 dream_girl
         Dear Forget-Me-Not, That was a good one 23-Jun-03 suva chintak
           forget-me-not, hats off 2 ya. 23-Jun-03 thapap
             Forget-Me-Not: I fine your collection 23-Jun-03 SITARA

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forget-me-not	Posted on 23-Jun-03 02:09 PM 1. A man will pay for a item he wants. A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
forget-me-not	Posted on 23-Jun-03 02:19 PM men...women....just a joke... A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, the woman screamed at him and told him to leave. Later that evening, the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the following day just in case the man returned. Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?" "Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!" ** guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man saiys "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. * Women talk too much A husband had always been disdainful of people who, in his estimation, talked too much. He proudly told his wife that he'd recently heard that men use 2200 words a day, while women use more than 4400 words a day. His wife pondered his comments for a moment, and then concluded, "That's because women have to repeat everything they say to their husbands." The husband looked up and asked, "Come again?" * A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear." **
dream_girl	Posted on 23-Jun-03 04:23 PM ko ho yesto, forget-me-not?? that that what we remember u for???
suva chintak	Posted on 23-Jun-03 04:48 PM Dear Forget-Me-Not, That was a good one...keep it up brother! Things are getting a little bit too earnest here at Sajhapur with people talking only about books, Fulbright, and such other achievement oriented stuff. Ali kati ramailo pani bela bela chahincha...hanso thatta chatta chutta hunu paryo. Tara maryada rakheyra hai.
thapap	Posted on 23-Jun-03 06:37 PM forget-me-not, hats off 2 ya.
SITARA	Posted on 23-Jun-03 07:00 PM Forget-Me-Not: I fine your collection on men and women quite funny... the recent one was.... "If you have a boyfriend.... so on". Nice nice! :)