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| lotus |
Posted
on 26-Jun-03 05:55 PM
Heyy anybody out there???? hellooww.I neeeeeeed a good joke. Can someone share some good humors? I really appreciate it!! I love jokes!!No poems plz. Just JOKES hai!! any folks out there???
thanks:) I will appreeciate it.
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| Neural |
Posted
on 26-Jun-03 10:24 PM
Lotus bro, what kinda joke do u prefer : engg, medical, non-veg, veg, sardar or the below one??????
STATE of BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHAROM
NOTE: If you dont know the answers, please copy from another applikason
phorom and submit. For further instructions, see bottom applikason.Please do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the lisence immediately.
Last name:
(_) Yadav
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Mishra
(_) do not know
(Check appropriate box)
First name:
(_) ramprasad
(_) Lakhan
(_) Sivaprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dont know
(Check appropriate box)
! Age:
(_) Less than zero
(_) Zero
(_) Greater than zero
(_) Don\'t know
(Check appropriate box)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____not applicable
Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_) Politician
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) House wife
(_) Un-employed
(Check appropriate box)
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother\'s Name: _______________________
Father\'s Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you bathe? (_) Yes (_) No(_) Not applicable
If yes, how often do you bathe?
! (_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Yearly
(Check appropriate box)
Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) Others - Give exact color (call nearest Asian Paints dealer if U
don't know the color of your teeth)
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don\'t know (Check appropriate box)
Your thumb imparesson
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy
thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)
PLEASE DO NOT USE FINGERS OF YOUR LEGS.
Use thumb on your left hand only. If you dont have left hand, use your
thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on left
hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE
:)))))))
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| tabasco |
Posted
on 27-Jun-03 12:06 AM
How about this ?
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, "Boy, I`m in deep trouble now."
Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard.
So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what`s going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn`t seen them yet.
And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where`s that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he`s still not back!!"
(Source: indiatimes.com)
:)
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| tabasco |
Posted
on 27-Jun-03 12:16 AM
one more...
Who Did It ?
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground. He stretches and goes to look out the window at the snow-covered White House lawn and sees the words 'President Clinton sucks' written in urine in the snow. Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells them he doesn't care what it takes but he wants to know who did this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news.
'OK,' says Clinton, 'give me the good news first, then the bad news, and then the real bad news.'
The Chief says: 'The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we know who the culprit is.'
Clinton nods and the Chief continues: 'The bad news is the culprit is Vice President, Gore.'
This really upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news.
The Chief of Security swallows and says, 'It's in Hillary's hand writing.'
(Source: indiatimes.com)
:)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 27-Jun-03 06:51 AM
Dherai joke bhannu hunna kya...feri khitkaa le poke garera...aanshu le soak bhayera...aankha andaa ko yolk jasto bhayera...khutrukkai hola choke bhayera...ehehehe
Care for a can of diet coke? :P
Click on "humor"...plenty of jokes that will make you choke there! ;)
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| Bob Marley |
Posted
on 28-Jun-03 03:15 AM
Good one NEURAL...Laughed my ass off.
I'm not great with jokes and this one is an old one and probable U guys might have heard before. Please be patience if U already have.
Ham Jayeka (HJ) read a classified ad on the paper about this sad elephant in the zoo and the reward is $1000 if anybody can make him(the elephant) laugh. So HJ goes there and in private, HJ whispers something to the elephant. The elephant starts laughing his ass off. HJ goes to vacation with the reward and comes back to see another add in the paper about the same elephant. This time he's( the elephant) has been laughing too much and that anybody who can make him stop will get $1000 reward. So HJ goes there again and whispers something to the elephant and the elephant stop laughing right away. Shocked! The people in the zoo were so impressed with HJ and asked him how he did all that. HJ says " The first time, I told him that my penius( dick....gulla if they blink out any of these words) is bigger than him (the elephant). The second time I showed him my gulla (which was in deed bigger than the elephant's).
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