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| jules |
Posted
on 05-Jul-03 03:07 PM
Husband Shopping Center:
A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend.
There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having a jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.
"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?" The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and extremely good-looking and help with the housework.
"Wow", says the woman, "Very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me." (That's how woman talk in Georgia) "But just think.....what must be awaiting me further up?" So up to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says:
floor 5: This floor is just to prove that woman are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day!
hahaha!!!!---this is me (Jules) laughing...hai...
;)
Jules
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 05-Jul-03 04:25 PM
Lolololz! That was funny!
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| le chef du nuit |
Posted
on 06-Jul-03 01:25 AM
just a question:
if a guy had posted this joke, would he have instantly been branded a sexist a-hole?
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| yoUnGbLooDZ |
Posted
on 06-Jul-03 08:16 AM
that so trueeeeeeeeeeeee
hoina jules n partna.. women never get pleased with wut they have.. (no sexism).. its just a fact...
yb
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 06-Jul-03 08:53 AM
ahhha!
women are impossible to please, aren't they?
hehe!! good one1
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 06-Jul-03 10:40 AM
ajha maathi ni jaana milchha ni hoina? Koishi maa gayera haam faalna laai :P
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 07-Jul-03 10:39 AM
poonte jiu.. hajur le yo.. baccha bacchi le diaper change gare jasto kina afno kura change gari rakcha.. i think u said.. not to make jokes out of racism.. sexism.. blah blah blah.. n u now ur too giving yo hand to build up this thread on sexism.. criticizing women..
yb
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| help_desk_3 |
Posted
on 07-Jul-03 11:31 AM
"mercy her".. thas right man.. u can never please woman.. they want better and more!!!
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| no kidding |
Posted
on 07-Jul-03 11:48 AM
Hey, she was just curious, DA(s) [dumbasses];). Did the woman say, "I want a better man?" All she was doing was just going up and checking it out. I don't understand the whole thing. First of all, it was not funny - AT ALL, second, she DID NOT WANT a better husband!!!!! Mercy, where do they find all these unfunny "jokes" I wonder sometimes.:'(
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 07-Jul-03 12:42 PM
le chef: aren't you glad there are some of us who can actually laugh at our own kind? I think you guys will like this one too:
Man's Point of View
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
rules from the male side. These are our rules!
These are all numbered "1"!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching
about you leaving it down.
1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!
1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
good with your dress?
1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse
to answer.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first
two-months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
girlfriends.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
1. You have enough clothes; you have too many shoes.
1. Peanuts are as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
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| KurLey |
Posted
on 07-Jul-03 01:14 PM
Hey Thanks Ms. de verve, I'm giddy with satisfaction, Damn!, do I feel like a blond girl...anyhow, this ones for keeps, and on the dinner table tonight...a happy camper.
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