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| jira |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 08:53 AM
The convention humdrum is in the verge. It is still not decided who is the prettiest and probably the hottest girl in town yet. Everything has been analyzed so meticulously so far. Kasko dhaad bango? kasko bhundee thulo? ..I mean kasko chhati chiplya? ko ukharmawuli? ko nakharmawuli??? Tell me..What not!!! Now, who can argue with me that this Nepali hatiya is not a rocket science? The next shuttle launch is scheduled in Phoenix for next year. I heard they would be serving cactus ko juice for refreshment otherwise who would want to go there in July? Authorities are already scrutinizing
Arizona desert to establish some pipelines for Alcohol. Hatiya awur saraab..It ain't a bad preperation at all. Great news for novice chicks, Will Smith will be giving a lecture on how to perform a real 'Jiggy Wid It' in large crowd. Great tips on how to overcome your
nervous breakdown!
Nothing is interesting back home too except for this little Kantipur headline "Bhutani princess lay momo jyunaar gari baksyo". Bhutani prince lay momo nakahyera ke puri/tarkari jyunaar huncha ta? I did not find that important. Did you? ....May be I am dumb. And our beloved mawobadis are trying to implement a new system in almost all of the schools by opening a Frat. house called Dhunga-Moodha-Intta. This Baburam dude will be soon performing inaguration by throwing rocks at the high priced schools from the roof top of their newly built frat- house. If someone can inagurate hunger strike, why can't he ingaurate his frat house like this way? Way to go man....
Aunn sanchii..hamro tole ko Dhurbey ni awundai cha rey arko saal convention ma. Kareoke garchu bhancha...sannai dekhi surilo swore thyo bajjey ko..Ramrai garla. My wishes to Dhurbey but I wonder is it worthwhile to spend my hard earned money to see Dhurbey playing Ralegdai by running in the railway track? I do not know. I still have not made that decision yet. Lessi........
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| marich |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 09:01 AM
la dai ta, jhan californiama cha bhanera guff diye uta, bekarma malai bebkuf banayera..
'Bhutani prince lay momo nakahyera ke puri/tarkari jyunaar huncha ta?' kura cahhi gahiro cha..heri.
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| nuts |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 09:03 AM
Excellent!!!
Go jira!
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| AX |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 09:05 AM
thoroughly enjoyed.
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| khimu |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 09:12 AM
kool kool jira dai and who's that Lessi?
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| nuts |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 09:15 AM
la...ahile chahi jira bhanda pani khimu le hasayo..."who's that Lessi?"..re!!
Laughing my ass off, literally! :)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 12:08 PM
eheh.....jira dai is back with another choto mitho classic......la bro....deen ka deen hai.
nidradevi nai bhagin aaja ta :)
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| bhenda2 |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 12:39 PM
Ohho Jira ley puri tarkari samjhayera barbad paryo....aja deen bhari khali ankha agadi puri tarkari....ani mukhavari pani...khoi key garny hola....
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 06:12 PM
Ha ha ha Jira's crackin us up again!! Oh Jira dai I didn't know that it's YOU who's been the source of all the laughter in Sajhapur!! I couldn't believe my ears when a close "source" (a fellow sajhaite which was yet another surprise btw) told me at the convention. Kya ho haamrai palla gharey sainlo dai ko kainlo choro po hunuhundo rahecha!! birsinu bho mero gharaaan SK dai sanga aai, bholi palta nepal nite hernu bhaa?? A very belated CONGRATULATION for you know what. Esto khalli hunuhuncha bhanne ta sochya pani thiiina tetikhera, oho bado acchamma lagyo. anyways, keep it up Jira dai.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 06:20 PM
Jira ji
Your humour kills!
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| lonely |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 06:36 PM
that was just great...
keep posting some more hai..Ye dil mage more.....aahhhhhaaAA
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| jira |
Posted
on 10-Jul-03 07:10 AM
Thanks for the comments hai sabbailai.....
Dilasha! Youp, I am the same one. I thought you recognized me when we had that little conversation on "jutta banawuney chhatrbaas ra bhoot awuney ghar". birsya chaina hai mailey tyo rati 2 bajey samma kura garera basya...kati bho 4 barsha bho kyarey..auni thanks for you know what :-)...ti ta aba purana bhayeni ye ganthey....
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 10-Jul-03 08:03 AM
"Authorities are already scrutinizing
Arizona desert to establish some pipelines for Alcohol."
hahahahaha!! I really liked this part.....
Actually, in Arizona, there should be two pipe lines for two different beers: Heineken and Corona... One pipeline should directly come from Holland and other from Mexico so that the bar will never run outta these two beers...
Also, a fighting court has to be designated, near by the bar/club so that they can show their bravery after getting drunk...lol
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| KALANKISTHAN |
Posted
on 10-Jul-03 12:26 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaanch!
Jira jyu ko gaaa rahecha, I don't know how I missed it. ANA threads ko bheed bhaad ma important thread's haru kata bilaa hun kata. Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa lekhcha Jira bro le ehh... ajhai jaawosh ho!!
Rusty, you forgot something... How about our own cabin where we can chillax, drink beers and check out girls in the lobby... eh.. !! Think about it. We can have computerized ranking system to rank all the girls according to their looks, attitute.. hehe.. thing like that. We can even bet, you know, we bet and either of us go talk to the girl. If she talks back ... One of us Win... hey... !! Sounds interesting to me.. ehh... IT'S A GUY THING you know!!
hehe.
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 10-Jul-03 03:08 PM
Pheri Rusty ley pani dinu diyo hai aba "ideas" ko naam ma :) but I like it. Like you mentioned how about in this order: BEER CLUB-DANCE CLUB-FIGHT CLUB
It was nice meeting you Rusty. Man it was a surprise!
Kalanki, not a bad idea but it might work only if it's the same opp for the opposite species. I bet you would be winner eh? :)
Ani Jira dai "ti ta aba purana bhaye ni" rey? K??? "you know what" ki "dui baje samma kura garya"?? kuro ali bujhina....j hos ramailai bha thyo. SK kata bepatta hunuhuncha?? na khoj na khaba..anyway, MN aunubho bhaney certainly give me a call. kukhura ko masu ra bhaat khuwaunla! Rusty tapain pani. Maya marnu bhayena aphno hurkya thaunlai. Jira ko maadal ra Rusty ko sumadhoor swar sunne dhoko cha kya. :)
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 11-Jul-03 08:26 AM
Kalanki Memora
Hahahaha!! Computerized ranking system sounds cool. Sit in the hotel lobby with a laptop, which is directly connected to a surveillance camera at the main entrance. Every time a lady comes in, her looks, attitude, marital status, and behavior are evaluated by the computer and displayed on the screen&LOL. I will develop that SW by next year. ehehe!! J/K.
Dilasha,
I too was astonished to see you guys. Aba maile geet gauna chodeko dherai bhaisakyo, tara pani musician like Jira le bajaune bhaye, gauna aaunu parla, 10,000 frozen lakes tira..ehehe!!
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 11-Jul-03 08:28 AM
Also, the software will evaluate who is the hottest girl by the end of convention so that these people won't have to brawl on who's hottest, who is the spiciest girl, bla bla bla...:P
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