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| Mussolini |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 06:23 PM
I am going to travel in a DeLorean at the constant rate of 88 miles per hour back in time so I can save the Third Reich from collapsing. From there I shall rule all of Africa with a hover board I acquired with the money I won from placing bets that were succesful from the Almanac that chronicles all sporting events from 1945 to the year two-thousssaaaannndd. From there I shall battle armies of skeletors (from TV's Heman) with the assistance of Greg Lougayness, Olympic gold medallist. Lougayness will speak of donkeys with custard pies to stop Patrick Stewart's feminine baldness from spreading AIDS to Pamela Anderson who claims it was Hep-C. "Mad Dog" Biff Tanem will kill either R&B star D'Angelo or Maxwell because there isn't enough room in this world for two naked black men with huge penises. With that said, Pauly Shore is a chode muffin. I once bought a Jewish microwave made by "Emersonowski" and tried to bake a potato. I put in "30 seconds" and it only gave me 25. When the 25 seconds were over I found that the microwave ate half my potato. Bastards.
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| knt |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 06:34 PM
Heh. Yeah, you sure sound like Hitler's descendent.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 07:15 PM
Delusional dreams of a delirious zealot!
Try Prozac hajur!
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| lonely |
Posted
on 09-Jul-03 07:22 PM
go ahead and kill 'em all
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