| yogi |
Posted
on 12-Jul-03 03:35 PM
The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday
morning
>and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which
part
>of your body goes first?"
>
>Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
>
>"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"
>
>Suzie replied: "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
>front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
>
>"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
>
>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
legs."
>
>The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
Little
>Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
>
>Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
>other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying,
>'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have
lost
>her."
>
>The Nun fainted ...
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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