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| core_dump |
Posted
on 16-Jul-03 04:56 PM
hi anyone knows Ham Jayega jokes?
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| goredai |
Posted
on 16-Jul-03 07:35 PM
I know few pedro jokes. Pedro was really popular in Ktm. I don't know whether you guys have ever heard of him. He was one of the funniest character among college goers in Nepal.
Here is one.
There was a milking competition in El Paso. Hundreds of muscular people lined up with their buckets. First dude comes up with two buckets in 20 minutes. The second one with 3 buckets in 20 min. And it goes on until Pedro, a short skinny mexican with big mustache enters the competition. 10 min goes by- nothing happened, 20 min goes by still amigo wouldn't show up, 30 min- no sign of him coming out. The crowd starts to agitate and finaly Pedro showed up in an hour looking really tired- comes up with few cups of white milky stuff and told the crowd- shit they gave me a bull.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 16-Jul-03 09:37 PM
hahahaha.................
shoooooooooooot!
That was good one! LOL!
Which college did you go?
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| vivid |
Posted
on 16-Jul-03 11:32 PM
Ok, dharane paren kyare, ham jayega ko jokes ayena bhaneta feri gangs of dharan bata out bhaiyela bhanne daar. :)
Hamjayga le ek din tourists liyera usko purano jeep ma bhendetaar hundai Rajarani tira lagecha.
Rajarani jane kachi bato, galdyan- guldung, khalda-khuldi raicha.
Yeso uso gardai jeep chalaundai garda ekkasi agadi thulo khalda ayecha.
Ke garne, hanecha kassiyera break.
Jeep ta bato bata ufriyera jhadi bhitra pasecha.
Tourist A: what happened?
Hamjayga: dekhing the khaldo, haning the break, ufring the gadi, pasing the jhosghadi.
Ek chin pachi auta tourist ko natri futecha ra bhalbhali khun bagna suru garecha.
Tyo anakantaar thaun ma kanha bata ausadhi lyaune, hamjayga ko palo jhosghadi bata titepati ko munta nimothera tourist ko nakh ma lagai diyecha. 5 minute pachi bleeding rokiyecha.
Tourist B: what was that?
Hamjayga: that was titepati, natri futeko ma halyo bhane chatta jati.
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| kitsch |
Posted
on 17-Jul-03 02:00 AM
sigh...zzz
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