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| NK |
Posted
on 18-Jul-03 09:17 AM
This email I got made me laugh. What about you?
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.
And the Winner's are:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, which stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little
sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a
serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the
fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a-hole.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 18-Jul-03 09:26 AM
hahaha..!!
>> Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
(I need to remember this)
NK jyuuuuuuuuuu, PUBLIC DEMAND! Stop foolin' your readers by cutting and pasting some emails hazurrr!! People are hungry for either your article or poem. Katti bhau khoji bakshyaa? hehe... The last one you wrote was a century ago!! Stop teasing your sajha-fans. If you don't write, I'll go basing relay ansan!! grrrr... ghurki dekhaaunu paryaa cha!!
Or transplant your brain to my head and give me your password. I'll write for you 8 days a week!!
hehe.
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| NK |
Posted
on 18-Jul-03 09:55 AM
Kalankisthan, my favourites were:Sarchasm and Cashtration .Well foreploy was not bad either. And yes, Dopeler effect! haha, we experience that here in Sajha, don't we?
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 18-Jul-03 09:57 AM
Kalanki bro, relay ansan palai palo basne ho? i am up for that ;)...
NK maamu, hajur ta gayab hoi baksyo ni.....hamburg effect suru bha ho ki? ki travel nagari inspiration naauni ho?
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| NK |
Posted
on 18-Jul-03 10:03 AM
OYs nani, first let me go to Tanglewood and Adirondacks, *then* I will go to Hamburg. kalanki and oys, it is just that I am busy with other things. really. bhau khojya kaha hora, harey!
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 18-Jul-03 10:48 AM
Ghatasso: ghat parne gari kana haanso uthne
NK, hajur!!!!!!!! nice! :))))
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| babaji |
Posted
on 18-Jul-03 12:06 PM
hahahahahahahahaha
good words!!!!!!
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 19-Jul-03 10:47 PM
Moanarchy: the terminal state of the monarchy
Rip-off-licanism: what is republicanism to royal privileges
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| le chef du nuit |
Posted
on 19-Jul-03 11:49 PM
sashu: ashu's nagging mother in law?
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| phateko_kattu |
Posted
on 20-Jul-03 01:59 AM
Wow I love playing with words .
Sexciting = excitement you get from sex .
Puikka Puikka = sound of womans fart
Dhuikka Dhuikka = sound of man's fart
Prooot !! Proooot !! = sound of fart when you are suffering from diarrhoea .
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 20-Jul-03 05:25 AM
NK, Hilarious!
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| k_loaded |
Posted
on 20-Jul-03 06:23 AM
How about.....
CHILLAX
= chill out + relax.
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