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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 08:05 AM
Hijo rati ko alik baasi parecha, byaan byannai pet ghochi recha aja
aieja keta ho ekchhin guph hanam..sancho huncha ki!
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| thaag |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 08:09 AM
Jira Ji
Gaph bhanda charpee tira hanniye sancho hunthyo ki :)
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| bhenda2 |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 08:41 AM
mailey Jira ko kura nai bujhi na...rausi dherai bho bhanya kee khana baasi paryo bhanya?
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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 08:44 AM
thaagji, tyo ni garya ho bhena...ailey balla balla ali ghalyaangghulung garna banda bho.
Bhenda2ji, rawusi ni khanchan?...tyo ta convention ma po khaney ta!!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 09:53 AM
"Hijo rati ko alik baasi parecha, byaan byannai pet ghochi recha aja----"
yasto gopya kura tyo pani logni manchhe bhera yaha sajhama aayera garne ho? Jiradai ni kya-------! aba taaja khana(Ahem) ta rijhaunu parchha ni ta!
:)
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| marich |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 10:02 AM
Jira hajur!! alikati marich ra aduwa halera majale nim-panima chipchipe gari pakayeko 'Tite karela' ko sewan gari hearau na ..testa gharayhang ghurung ta sab chu mantat bhayena cha bhane mero nam pani marich hoina ..
Aau sacchi Tite karela lai ke bhancha kunni Engryajima.
malai chinese ma bhanna matrai aauncha ' WAi TUNG YEUK' .. Bhanya pet dukhya ookhati kya..
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| Kalankisthan |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 10:06 AM
Jira jyu le
Thaado ghaati laa ki, gilasss-sa haalera khaa?
Gilaass-aa haalera khaa bhe ta pet ghochnu naparne!
Feri daaine pet dukhya ki debre?
Hiraa kaatne hirai le, Falaam kaatne falaamai le,
Hijo junn aashan ma basera rakshi le mukh kulla garya, aaja tyahi aashan ma basera kulla gari bakshiyos ta, thik huncha!!
(Haam le bhanya hoina, kitaab ma lekhya cha!!)
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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 10:25 AM
yaso kura po nikalya ta ..daizin khai sakey aghi nai....ekchhin bhundee dhussa bhayo ..apchi aphhai bisek bhayera ayo....
Deep..tyo gopya kura garna jatti ni huncha..ailey ta honi..pachi bya garera gharjum garesi ta ...mildaina ni
Marich hajoor ko nimpani ta kalabikh jasto tito huncha ni ta.
ewuta mittho gaph nikala ta keta ho..bore bhai recha aja...woota thread ma khairini thik ki nepali ki chyangmai thik bhanney halla bhai ra cha. pheri chyata dherrai janu hunna rey ..tyo ni herey ki dur lagcha....hariyo patta...yuaspala ko chittha khera gayo...no interest tyo ni..PHD garam!! ramoraam..dimaaaga patience chhaina...sakdina pani hola try nai garey ni..few taal..bho nasamjhim..woota ke jati school ko kura...thulabada lai sumpawu tyo ni...USA jaam ki?.... arko USA ka cha?..dekha dekha keta ho malai???
Civil war in Nepal... ho ho parcha la ... jamana ma rassada lootna janda kheta mero ni civil war parya thyo guntya chhoro sanga....
yasto belama guph nahaney kailey hanni...?
nikaal nikaal keta ho ....... koi poila ga guph nikalna...ramailo huncha kaan thaad thaado parera sunna..lu ta
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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 10:29 AM
kalanki hajoor! hajoor ko pani tyanki ho ra thado ghanti lawuna?? kuro garcha..yaar
yuassai nim khojni kuro garcha....dim tekney haat lay...rey kya ajha..:-)
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| Kalankisthan |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 10:34 AM
Dyaa dyaai bhoo ni Jira Hazurrrr!!
Tyo jhushile-dakaar lai digene le pelyaa jasto ho ra bhanya?
Jhan ta Idea dyaa ta jhan ta Rati Agnihotri ko villian dai dekhera Mithun sankyaa jasto sankincha baa Jiraa hazurrr!!! Hijo ko pakkai chodya choina jasto cha ehhh!!
Feri national rog nai laagecha ni, Jhusilo dakaar naaaye ke nepali??
;)
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| marich |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 10:53 AM
Kura manasib Jira hajur! malai ni bore lai racha..
aba phd kai kura garda hamro yekjana hunuhuntyo daju bhai, astina tya Harvard ho ki Howard bhanne bata aa thiyo re chitti, "ye bajiye, la lina aaija tero PHD, ghichne bhanda ra basne bhanda hami tirdincham, ta khali ya aayera bas dui tin barsha " bhanera, uhale testo PHD lai 'Phokatya aHai lagna aako Dasha' bhanera tiraskar gardi nu bhayecga , aaja u uha ta hamro nepalma Mantri Huna lagnu bha cha bhanera ashita yetai phera katro halla babal, bekaram sara internet, computer, monitor ka sathai hamro swacha aankha hallayera janu bhayyo. kina garne PHD. PHD lai ta lat hannu parcha bhakunde bhutlai hanya jasto , ani bhaincha thulo manche..Mero sallaha ni yeuta aajaka jwan uuwa harulai
thulo manchekai kura garda tie suit bott nalai kohi thulo bhako dekhnu bah cha tapaile, maile ta chaina. yek jana thiye holan mahatma gandhi bhanne tinile pani tyahi tie nalayeko bhaye barrister ho ki ke jati ho hune nai thiyenan. ani pachi gayera jatti khuilya luga laye pani, jatti talu dhasaye pani nam tesai ka huncha. launu parcha tie, with a matching coat and pant, ani ubhinu parhca ya mukh bayera sabaiko agadi, ani bhaincha thulo manche, PHD garera ke garne..
aa sachi geet kabita muktak, gajal pani jhanrnu parcha ali ali, je aauncha tyai, kasaile tesalai gajal bhanchan ra bhasan pani dinchan, kasaile tesailai haikus bhanchan ra dhyau dhayu dakarchan. gayeko belama maile pani garna khojya ho yo dakarne kura , tara naramro sanga gharai uchaline gari dakarna thalya bhayera banda garidye tyo pani. Budhile hairan garna thali kya. Ani usklai mukh, nak, aankha, kapal, chati, kammar ra ooth lai nai milayera dakare , tin char choti..u ta danga ..turuntai " Doctor Dakaar Dukur shastri , PHD " bhanera kothama signboard lyayera jhundaia hali ..
ketaketilai sikako ni..
aba ahile lai chahi ma pani tyo 'ARAMKOTHA' tira lagnu paryo..khapi nasaknu bha cha ya ....aru pachi
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:08 AM
ye jiraji ko pet dhukhai thik bhai sakecha ni ta kei upaya dinu peryo bhaneko ta dhila po bhayecha! :)
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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:24 AM
ho yasrai nikalnu parcha gup dekhies ta keta ho....mailey pate ghochya kuro garya thie, poila ga kuro sunna khojya thie...marich lay piro piro kuro nikalyo PHD ko..kina garnu PHD tatto na chharo...tara malai chai PHD garne tirkha lagya cha..mero bhatijo lay jamana...kaaka malai Coke khaney tirkha lagya cha bhanthyo khali crate dekhney bittikai..
jaba jaba ma Dactar saab haru lai dekhchu taba taba aankha bhaari bhayera awuncha..woo belama padhya bhey yati khera double jeopardy pari sakthye bhanera...
lato ma..sangai singaan bagako guntya chhoro Khaddey sansthaan ko kursi ma bhundi hallyera basya cha upasachib padkayera..ma chai hya myacdonal ma gai ko masu tarera rati ko upasachib bha chu...testo dawura suraal lawuney upaschib ho ra ma!!!! taai gantho kasera burger chapawuney upasachib....mero uttarottar pragati cha hya...goontya chhoro lay jati dhantey ni tellai ni tyo dawura suraal kailey chhodam jasto bha cha..malai tha chaina ra!!
bhagya lay saath diyo bhaney ma ni garchu PHD......topic chhandai chu...RNAC ko plane khayera bhagney haru patel ko motel ma tanna padkawudai chhan byaan byannai..eka man lay ta tini haru mathi nai garchu PHD bhanya jasto lagcha....heram ..sochdai chu...
yeee aayo ki ayena guph!! dekhyow ta keta ho...marich bathroom gako mawuka parera yattika piro haldya.....
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| thaag |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:26 AM
Jira Ji
Pet dukheko Achook Ausadhi Bire Noon ma Sil Timmuur halera Khane
pheri sil timmuur khane bhaneko arkai artha lagaunu hola ne.. hehehe
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:29 AM
thaag ji jira ji lai gastritis bhaye jasto cha feri bire noon ma sil timmur halera khada ta feri emergency janu paryo bhane ni!
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| thaag |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:36 AM
Hamra comedian Haribansako bhanai anoosar gastrik ta rastriya rog re, aba nepali lie rastriya rog lagnu ta swavabik nai ho ne. Rastriya rog lagda emergency puraunu pardaina natra bir aspatal ko emergency ma mara mar bhai halchha ne.
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| Kalankisthan |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:44 AM
Ko ho to Bire noon ra Silitimmur bhanne?
Jira jyu lai bachcha samjhya ki kyaa ho tyo bire noon ra silitimmur ko ghotta khwaayera thik hune! Where you gonna find silitimmurrr in America ni feri?? hu?? California ko China town ma? dina ta dinu, taanera nadinu ni...
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Bicharo jira jyu lai jhann ta "pwaa shyatta" bhayera katro bawaal cha, tyasmaathi birenoon ra SILITIMMMUURRR khwaaune re!!
Jira jyu lai ta aba "khanepaani tatha dhaal nikas" ko truck lyaaerai dhall nikaas garnu parcha .. heheh!!! Snake haalera!! hehe...!!
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| Sadabichar |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:46 AM
gastrick hune Manchhe le chahi COKE PEPSI piunu hunna ni. The pH of Coke/Pepsi is less than 2.5 , quite acidic!!!!
True your stomach's pH is low enough due to HCl to aid in macerate the food you eat. Then why you want to drink Coke having pH 2.5 on the top of that HCl. Why not ddrink simply the water that has pH 7.5 . At least that will help in reducing the excess acidity!!!
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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:54 AM
yea kalanki! tyo sawuni ko chhori phakawuna nasakya jhok malai dekhawuni hya ayera!!
khanna ma tyasto dhal nikaas ko gu missya paani..chhi chhi...arko sadabicharji lay lyawuncha chemistry pheri belabela ma...gulcose khandewu na baru chemistry ko kura garney bhaye..ya dai..malai C6H12O6 dewu na dai....mookh pyaak pyaak bhai recha mero aja chherpaati layera!! lazza mailey ni boldey chemistry mai....dherrai nasodh hai keta ho ..aru chai awudaina ramoraam.
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| thaag |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 11:57 AM
KalankiSthan Ji ,
Tyo bire noon ra siltimmur ko ghotta tapai ko KalankiSthan nira ko Baidya pasal ma pauchha ne, bachha ma tapaile ne khanu bha thyo hola.
Yo ausadhi bal, yuwa, bridha, mahila sapai lie faidajanak chh...;)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 12:03 PM
Jiradai yata jiu chhadera lagya re chha---
thik chha la---
"Deep..tyo gopya kura garna jatti ni huncha..ailey ta honi..pachi bya garera gharjum garesi ta ...mildaina ni "
bho aba? yasto kura garera hinna thalesi gharma bha srimatile basi nakhwara ke khwani ta?
ye jiradai---gharma bolai ra chha hwa--!
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| Kalankisthan |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 12:06 PM
Jira jyu charking jira-marich-silitimbur combo in my aalo ghau?
Aba Je bhane ni birami manche sanga 'arguement' garna bhayena, maannai paryo!!
Dai bhanchu, aaaaaaaa garnus hazurrr!! Tyo snake laayera bhudi safa garyo pachi khatlak-khutluk sappai saffa huncha! Bhanya maane po!!! jatti jatti budho bho, uttti atteri eh!!
THAAAG, kalanki nira ko baidhye ko pasal bhanera andajification haandiyo!! Rammo raam there is no baidhya pasal there. I don't know about Faida but Janak ko pasal was right next to Ramchaa ko pasal!! Tyo paachak-saachak chai hoina, Janak jumped one step ahead and started selling condoms and phensydil (spelling)... !!
Yettikai jhukkyaucha yaar.... Jira jyu, you are right, Aa. Jaa. Suu. haru badhi bhanya!!
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| thaag |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 12:15 PM
Thick bhannu bhayo kalankiSthan ji, aba Nepal chodeko thyammi ek dasak huna lie sakyo, maile ta KalikaSthan ko baidhya pasal samjhi ra...Usati Usati bhayera Jhukkye ne maph pau...
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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 12:20 PM
oie kalanki bro, tyo Janpath school cha ni hai..tyo janpath school ko pachhadi ko galli bata 10 kadam hinney bitiikai ki ewuti chwaank thie ni..samjhya cha...bichari bainsa phislera kasto po bhai holi ajkaal..ekphera tellai herna man lagya thyo..bichari...auni tyo Janakay lay ke jati bechna thalya ni thikkai ho kuro..baidhhey ko okhati bechnu bhanda bokaa aandro bechada Pariwaar niyojan lay bonus dinthyo rey kya Janakay lai bela belan
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| Kalankisthan |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 12:31 PM
Jira jyu,
Janpath bhitra 10 kadam ghusepachi Right wala ko kura garya ki left wala ko kura garaya?
Dhukk dhukk bho. Are you sure it was 10 kadam?
eh.
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| dukulathak |
Posted
on 22-Jul-03 02:16 PM
Jira le Janapath ra Janake ko kura garda tyo pani pet dukhya bela ma mero mann ma chai aako pailo bakya...Jesus F Christ....katai Jira lai haija le ta samayena. La hai boru tyo Pariwar Niyojan ko asthahi chakki le bisek hunchha kee. Prayog garera ta herum.
Jai Janapath!!!!!! ke chha bichar kalanki. malai ta prachanda path bhanda Janapath nai ramro lagyo. Feri Jira le bhanya jhai Janapath ma hiddha ramra ramra taruni pani herna paine. La hai ma chai lage Janapath tira.
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