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| Neural |
Posted
on 25-Jul-03 09:10 PM
Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Mithun chakravarthy, Newton dada was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor, which according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Mithunda is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.
Long Live
Mithunda
2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet.
Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters.
Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... And the gangster dies....
4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying
"Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga".
The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the villain dies but not before he presses than damn button. Now what to do? Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it.
Now there is a race:
The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is moving fast but our hero and his horse are desperately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair.
Climax, taaalian.
Hero!
Hero!! Hero!!!
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajni gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall so high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajni has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton faints.
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| (*)Y(*) |
Posted
on 25-Jul-03 10:34 PM
again, laughing my ass off, literally!
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 26-Jul-03 08:41 AM
Dami raicha ni,
khatra. Had a perfect time reading it. Despite of all these foolishness in these movies it's fun how they show it... hehehe I am a fan of stupid movies. Hero chahi 5 goli lage mardaina, yaar hamro villain chahi 1 goli ma chillim khancha. That's the law of hindi movies ni, physics shycis goli maro ni.. Mithun da jindabad
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| dogz |
Posted
on 27-Jul-03 12:18 PM
Now some jokes about our villian Ajit. Hope you guys remember him.
Ajit 'the LION' and his gang - (you know them right? Mona darling, Raabart, Taany) were running away from justice. They were all in a same car and driving recklessly through a dense jungle. Raabart was behind the wheels. Suddenly a feirce tiger starts chasing them. Seeing this Raabart goes all nervous and asks Ajit for his suggestion- "Baans! ek aadamkhor chita hamara pichha kar raha hai."
Well as usual our Ajit answers him in his all calm voice- "Ooph! Raabart, etney sey baat pe quin pareysaan kar rahey ho? Raight indicator dabha ke left taarn le-lo."
Ajit makes a phone call to one of his 'aadhmi' who's been waiting for his order at one of their hide-outs,
Trrrring, trrring!!
R- Hello
Ajit- Hello, Raabart!
R- Yes, baans.
Ajit- wo sala Taany gaddar nikla, khattam kar do haraamjade ko.
R- aachha baans.
And Ajit hears a gunshot on the other side- Dhaain!
R- mar gaya haramkhor! Aab kya karu baans.
Ajit- kuttey ko, pichhwade ki pipal ki pedh (tree) key undhar dabha doo.
Raabart all confused- Par baans, yehan pe to koi pipal-wipal key pedh nahi hai !
Ajit, again in his calm voice- oh ! Saary, wraang number.
Then he hangs upon him.
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 06:56 AM
LOL!!
Neural, that was hilarious. hahaha!! They should make one of those spoof comedy movies with all the nonsense and illogical scenes (Like Hot Shot series). Can you believe someone really came up with such "brilliant" stupid ideas?
Dogz,
Ajit Joke, the one I like the best!!
"Throw him in the liquid oxygen. Liquid won't let him live, and oxygen won't let him die" eh.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 11:35 AM
Neural,
Read this yesterday nite, was simply hilarious. Btw, LONG LONG time ago, I was watching this movie with mithunda in it and I heard that he was Half Nepali...i became his instant fan then, and his "dance dance" then was pretty popular..sadly, mithunda became a constant notoriety for his 48 flopped filims..
anyways, back to defying physics, new movies are more into imitating the famous stunts
of hollywood. Like someone here said, I really enjoy these kinda movies......for you can start a thread like this and laugh yorself off.
About Rajnikant, I agree he's the foremost actor that defies all those laws of physics. I remember in one movie. He throws the ciggie in the air, takes his gun out, shoots at the ciggie's tip and it lands on his lips burnt :)...tyasto po styaal!
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| nuts |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 12:23 PM
>>1. The bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it.
no laws of physics defied here.
>>2. He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters.
It's possible.
>>3. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
With limited resources that the Indian movie industry has to work with, it is possible that the gangster was using a gun with bullet speed below-than-ordinary. However, no laws of physics have been defied per se.
>> 4. he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Again, it's possible.
>>5. just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair.
Hmmm...no comments on this one..[ somebody, come up with a justification..:P]
So in an overall, not a single law of Physics that I have studied have been defied in the movies Newton happened to watch. Tyattikai galat aarop lagayera bichara hamro Mithunda ra Rajni bro harulai.. :P
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 12:27 PM
Nutts,
You will be the new stuntman for nepalese cinema then, for you know everything is possible :)....
NUtts how about, when a hero beats a villian or vice versa, tyo pet teera hirkauda, DHUM DHUM drum ko awaaz? is that possible too? :P just a thought?
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| nuts |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 12:55 PM
>>NUtts how about, when a hero beats a villian or vice versa, tyo pet teera hirkauda, DHUM DHUM drum ko awaaz? is that possible too?
actually, when you think of it, it has to be possible. According to the law of conservation of energy, energy after the impact has to remain the same as before the impact. Since the action/fight scenes normally have to be shown for quite sometime [also, the villain would not be able to resist the entire amount of energy with which he is being impacted], a significant portion of it has to be converted to sound energy. :P
However, if the the villain is Oys, the sound produced is not quite significant since nuts can knock him down in one rooound kick, again conserving the total energy. :P
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| Kiddo |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 01:02 PM
I know right? Where is the law violated? It just doesn't conform to the norms but it doesn't violate any principal law of physics.
>>According to the law of conservation of energy, energy after the impact has to remain the same as before the impact
But a single form of energy can be converted to multiple forms.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 02:25 PM
Nutts,
U haven't seen my cycle ko chain yet, I usually carry with me all the time, just in case nutt cases come around me from the blues ;)
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| dogz |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 03:50 PM
How about Mithunda walkin with his 'top-boot' on, on a well carpeted floor and makin a loud sound of his footstep- Tok, Tok ?
Have you guys seen the movie- 'Loha' ? - Dherbendra literally catches a freakin fired bullet with his hand.
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| Neural |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 08:34 PM
"He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead."
Hi friends, how about if we modify the above scene and apply Newton's third law.
Rajni bro was carryiing two guns with him. Instead of throwing one gun in the air, he could press the triggers of both the guns facing towards the ground.
As "TO EVERY ACTION, THERE IS EQUAL AND OPPOSITE RXN" == Rajni bro lai aba ke ko chinta.....ani villain ta kholai kholaaaaa.
Newton won't faint too. Moreover, he wud be pleased by that scene. Kee kaso?
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Nuts : this thread is in humor section. Pls, don go seriously as it is not following all the physics laws. If possible, cud u pls modify smth ? ramailo ko lagi ta ho ni, hoina ra? :)
KK & dogz : hoping for more NO17 jokes
Oys : cycle ko chain :O
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| phateko_kattu |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 08:40 PM
Dogz and Neural . very funny :o).Despite all these law defying actions ...we cant resist watching Hindi movies ..can we ?we know they are making us fool by such scenes but we keep spending money watching 'em .Lets continue being fools.:0)
Anyway these law defying scenes doesnt bother me at all .Ajkal hindi film herda bichma CHINTOO CANDY KYA HAI ! YEH CINTOO CANDY ...bhanne advertise minute -ai pachi ayeko dekhda po rish uthcha ta .serious scene heri ra bela ....bichmai kattiyera ABB NAYA AMROOD KA SWAD ! CHINTOO CANDY KYA HAI CINTOO CANDY !! bhanne advertise le disturb gareko dekhda kahile kahin ta TV nai fulatidiun ki jasto lagdaina ta mitra ho ?
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oys_chill ji ,
Hazoor ley Rajnikanth ko Action describe garnu bhayeko film ko naam "GIRAFTAAR" ho ni .tehi action ley gardaa maile 6 choti hereko .aba testai testai haude action jhanai ramailo laagne aba k garne hagi ?hehe .Hamilai matra hoina JAPANESE harulai pani ati nai mann pardo raicha .Rajnikanth ko film ajhai pani bancha ani sabai bhanda pahila JAPAN ma release huncha bhanne kuro ta yeha lai awagat nai hola ni !!!!!!!!!!
Mithun da ko film adchaalis (48) hosh wa Ghaitaalis (between 48 and 49).kale mora ko film bhaka bhak bancha ajhai pani South india ma ta bhagwaan nai maancha re .
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Heena bhanne hindi film hernu bha ho kasaile ?Starring Rishi Kapoor ,Zeba Bakhtiyaar .tyo film ma Rishi chahi Indian ....ani Zeba chahi Pakistani hernus .ani dui ko milan huncha ani prem pani .aba kasari huncha ta ? Sunnus ..........
Rishi Kapoor yeuta accident ma parera India ko Ganga river ma chuplunga dubcha hernus .Ani mora lai bagaaudai ...bagaaudai ...........bagaaudai...........................................................................................bagaaudai........~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ajhai Bagaaudai!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tyo khola pakistan ma pugcha hernus .ani Rishi ji pani pakistan nai pugne nai bhayo khola ko saath saath .pakistan ko khola ko kinaar ma Zeba ley Rishi lai behosh awastha ma dekhcha ani yesho pani charkeko ta Rishi mora ta biujhancha bhanya .Ani Rishi le bhancha " Mei Kahan hoon ??..aap kaun hai ?.....
Zeba ley aap Pakistan mei hai Aur mein Ek Pakistani Immigration Officer hoon .Aap Bina VIsa Pakistan pahunche hai Ishiliye aapko giraftaar karta hoon ta bhanne kurai ayena ni.Uske baad kya huwa koi bhi TOM DICK AND HARRY can guess hoinata ?
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| nuts |
Posted
on 28-Jul-03 09:12 PM
>> Instead of throwing one gun in the air, he could press the triggers of both the guns facing towards the ground. As "TO EVERY ACTION, THERE IS EQUAL AND OPPOSITE RXN" == Rajni bro lai aba ke ko chinta.....ani villain ta kholai kholaaaaa.
Whatever happened to the wall between Rajni and the villain? :)
Ramailo ta ramailo nai ho ni, but not at the expense of Newton's laws being incorrectly illustrated. :P
PK,
Henna [not Heena] is probably the movie you are talking about. Katti laamo bagaai bagayechha hai Rishi bro lai, cross country nai bagayechha..tyo pani bich ma khana khana naruki kana..espresss bagayechha.
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| Neural |
Posted
on 29-Jul-03 05:32 AM
nuts bro/sis,
hajur lai jokes vaneko thaha hola ni hoina ra??? why u r making urself so complicated and disturbed....just take it as a humor.............. whatever wall or sall...kehi hunna if there is Rajni bro or Mithunda........ if u r so much serious/curious, why don u put ur queries to all the directors of the MOVIES -- english, hindi , nepali or...... others??/
good luck
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 29-Jul-03 08:59 AM
Ma ni filim banaunu paryo bhanne sochi ra. Khatra khatra estunts rakhera kya... defying all physics laws... khai kati chan chan physics ka law haru, sabai ta kaha eutai filim ma defy garna sakincha ra. Tara I'll try to. Aba malai hero, heroine chahiyo... hero mithunda jastai hunu parcha.
Tala diyeka nimna kura haru ma sipalu hunu parcha.
# firsta ta should be able to fly upto 20 feet, which is a must
# should be able to give hit flopp filims..
# dance garna ta jannai paryo - yam aa diso dyancer tyau tyau tyau...
# tyo chakku le goli tukra parni ta ajkal bachha bachha lai auncha bhani rakhnai parena
# ani yah, tyo chaina rajni bro ko fighting estyle ni aunu parcha, tehi kya fighting without looking... LLTT - looking London turning Tokyo
# should be able to bend lights ( to defy physics law..i donno how tara)
eti sip bha haru le ajhai apply garda huncha, pachi malai aru sip chahiye feri posting garula ni.
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 29-Jul-03 09:07 AM
dhut apply garai lai thegana dinai birse chu
Bal Matlab
kuna kapcha office
pyau bakas 334
sajhapur
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| nuts |
Posted
on 29-Jul-03 09:07 AM
Lau Neural guru,
When did I say I was serious? ...Of course, I 'took them as humor' :P
aba ta :P and :) le pani kaam garna chhodyo baa..
~_^
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 29-Jul-03 09:13 AM
This is just so hilarioussss!!!
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Hamro nutts bro chai physics major ho ki k ho? dhanda namannus nutts jyu, next semester mero hw ko jimma hajur ko hoi ta? ani newton's laws illustrate properly huncha ki hudaina herumla ;)
btw, malai euta sano ko joke yaad aayo..indian riddle :)
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