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| khimu |
Posted
on 02-Aug-03 09:18 AM
somewhere near "WILDWOOD"
>>: "You are dripping on my toes."
>>: "I'm sorry. I was admiring you from afar, And i wanted to admire from a near. From afar you look teriffic.""
>>: "Oh, thanks a lot, Meaning, up close I look like a toad."
>>: "that not what i meant at all! you look good up close, too. I love your bathing suit."
>>: "And why you keep staring at my toes?"
>>: " It's that stuff you've got on them. What do you call that?"
>>: "Nail polish."
>>: "I know, I know. I mean what color it is?"
>>: "Rosy dawn. Look, waht is this with my toes?"
>>: "Rosy dawn. Thats kind of romantic. I would have thought it was just pink."
>>: "Will you stop talking about my toes?
>>: " What are you, weird or something?"
>>: " No! oh, boy this whole conversation has gotten off on the wrong foot. Wrong foot---ha! get it? foot toes?"
>>: Ha,ha
>>: "just a little humor to lighten up a tense situation. I thought you'd appreciate a good joke."
>>: "I do appreciate a good joke.I just thought it was too early in our relationship to make personal comments about hot great you look in a bathing suit."
>>:" Our relationship? What relationship?"
>>: The one we're going to have."
>>: Oh, really? Have you alwaus been this unsure of yourself? Have you always been tis sarcastic?
>>: Look, I just wanted----- And besides, toes are personal. Personal comments about toes are just as personal as comments about how I look in a bathing suit?"
>>: "Well, all right, so you want me to tell you how i think you look in your bathing suit?"
>>: No. I'm really not interested in your opinion of how i look in my bathing suit."
>>: "Ok, then. How do i look in mine?"
>>: "Wet"
>>:" picture me dry."
>>:" Please. I already had a nightmare last night."
>>: "Thats not very nice."
>>:"Look, I'm sorry, but you just walk up to me, drip on my feet, and start raving about my toes and have the gall to make this incredible assumption that i'm going to be so devasted by your wit and charm------
>>:"And my good looks." "And your modesty, that i'll fall madly in love with you."
>>: "Well, actually, I didn't expect you to fall in love with me in the first time five munites in our relationship."
>>: "See, thats just what i mean! We don't have a relationship."
>>: Look, would you please move? You're standing in front of the sun and I'm going to have a big white strip right in the middle of my back."
>>:" Okay."
>>: I didn't mean for you to sit down. I meant for you to go away.
>>:" But, you didn't get a good look at me yet. All you could see when I was standing up was my knees.They are not necessarily my best fuature. This way, you can look straight at me."
>>: "Goody."
>>:" Now, c'mon on. I'm really pretty nice-looking."
>>: you are really pretty concited."
>>: "I'm just repeating what other people have told me. Some people think i look like a Burt Reynolds.some people think Earth is flat. I'm getting this definite impression that you're not being dazzled by my wit and charm."
>>:" How very observant of you."
>>: "Thats the first nice thing you've said to me."
>>:"I was being sarcastic."
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| khimu |
Posted
on 02-Aug-03 09:37 AM
Break ke baad
>>: "I know, but i'm grasping at straws. I thought for sure if the wit and charm don't work, I could always fall back on my good looks."
>>: "You can fall back on your head, for all i care ."
>>: This isn't going exactly as i planed it. Could we start all over again?
Hi there, my name is khimu. What's your's?
>>: "Hepzibah."
>>:"Hepzibah?........... I see. And what do your friends call you?"
>>: "Hepzibah."
>>:" Uh, I don't want to insult you or anything just in case your name really is Hepzibah, but i have this funny suspicion you're putting me on.
>>:" Flurge."
>>: "I* beg your pardon?"
>>: "My last name Flurge."
>>:" Hepzibah Flurge."
>>: "Right."
>>: "you have beautiful eyes."
>>:"What color are they exactly?"
>>:"Brown."
>>: I know, but there are little specks of something in them that-----"
>>: "Probably sand."
>>:" Now, c'mon don't go all cold and sarcastic on me again. We were doing so well a munite ago.
>>:" I hadn't noticed."
>>: Sure you were laughing and everything. Really sort of loosing up, know what i mean? You were right here; you would have missed it.
>>:" REally whats your name?"
>>:" Anna"
>>:" There, thats better. Mine ia khimu."
>>:"You told me."
>>:"I know, but i'm runnig out of ideas.I did all my best stuff already."
>>: that was your best stuff? You are in trouble."
>>:"Well, hepl me out. "
>>:" What kind of person are you to leave me
later
i gotta go
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| khimu |
Posted
on 02-Aug-03 04:18 PM
floudring around for something to say like this? I mean this is really embarrassing.
>>: I didn't start this rediculous conversation -__if you even can call it a conversation. I don't see why i have to take any resposability for keeping it up.
>>: What kind of an attitude is that? What if everybody felt that way? What kind of a world would this be?
>>:"Wuite."
>>:"Boring."
>>: "peaceful."
>>: Not necessarily. If nobody communicated with anybody else there'd be wars all the time war.
>>: there are wars all the time.
>>: Uh, yeah. Well,. Good point
>>: Would you like me to rub some SUNTAIN OIL on your shoulders?
>>: No, thank you.
>>: Would you like to rub some on mine?
>>: Not particularly.
>>:Look, Anna, I'm getting desparate here. Where did i go wrong? Did i come on too strong?
>>: "Yes."
>>: A little heavy on the wit and charm?
>>: Hey, I like wit and charm as much as the next person, but________
>>: I overdid it.
>>: "Yes."
>>: It was a toes , wasn't it? I really tunred you off with that stuff about your toes .
>>: "Yes."
>>: It was just what you call a conversational gambit. You know, an ice-breaker. I mean, not that i don't think your toes are extremely attractive_____
>>: "Khimu."
>>: All right, all right, I swear I'll never mention your toes again. From this munite on , as far as i'm concerned , your toes don't exist. It 's just _well, what should i have said?
>>: What's wrong with you HELLO?
>>: Hello, just hello? But what about after that? What happens after i say hello?
>>: Who knows ? If you don't try it you'll never find out.
>>:All right. Here goes. but I don't think this is going to work. Hello Anna.
>>: Hello Khimu. How's the water?
>>: Uh, it's very cold when you first go in, but in warms up after a while.
>>: A lot of things are like that, don't you think so , Khimu?
>>: I....I think I see what you mean.
>>: I felt certain you would...............................................
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thats it
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