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| jira |
Posted
on 04-Aug-03 04:39 PM
Kobe recently shoot a 3-pointer in Vail but again this time, his score did not count that he had to issue 4M apology gift to his wife. Anyway, Logney lay sawuta lyawunda 4M ko ring lawuna pawuney!! No wonder his wife is still holding his hand. I think all of our dirty old political leaders should soon retire. This will be a great apology gift to us. Dammit..Learn something from Kobe. But, this is not gonna happen in near future. Afterall, political desire is more than cancer cell where each cell grows exponentially at the time of election. Look at Arnold, Ventura and even our Dara Singh! All these muscle figures are already involved in politics. Sometimes I wonder what is so succulent out there?
Talking about politics..Maoists are ready for another macarena. As soon as the talk fails, this babu's band will be in tour one more time. If the time permits, I will be in Rolpa to see his first concert. I do not know where but I heard him say that he wants to destroy everything and start from the scratch. Go brother!! You are the only hope for our country who is so desperate to utilize the urban developement degree by applying
the theory of reverse engineering. And, one more interesting thing...Some female group in Mahottari district threatened governement that they will come out nude in public if the talk fails. They better be young so in either case, we do not have to be dissappointed. This is called the positive influence of nudity. Totally irrelevant here but this word 'influence' has totally different meaning in musical world. If some artists say that they are higly influenced by falano band, falano artist, you may assume a mere copycat.
Eminem is already got sued for being highly influenced by some French Jazz musician. Even our COBWEB band is highly influenced by Pink Floyd. Yaso alikata madal bajayera ghuma bhey ni huni ni!! But, my brother said, "tun bujhdainas dai..Hard Rock ma kata madal bajawunu..pheri Madal bajayera Us and THEM gawuna kamta garho huncha!, lyrics ta bicharaharulay balla balla change garya cha tya !!" He hit me in the spot. I was speechless.
A day before, I have read that 10% of US jobs are going overseas. I thought it was just a hoax until I called this AOL helpdesk and guess what! This Chimanbhai Patel answered the phone from Mumbai. He was like ..Sirji! try some other area codes and it will work na.
I could visualize him nodding his head in Bharat Natyam style. He was asking me how far was my home from Raksawul and when would I come home.....bla...bla? I was like.."Pukh mora..hizo bhakkar ta Naagpanchami sakiyo, dashara ma awunla Nepal tira"
Ke garney plane ma Nepal jana mildaina yaar!.. political asylum file garya chu..Raksawul jo bhayera januparcha... Wouh!! I have never thought that calling AOL would make me so close to home. So, my 2 cents here..If you ever get homesick, call AOL.
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| lonely |
Posted
on 04-Aug-03 04:49 PM
Jira dai your idea to call AOL when u r feeling homesick made me home sick...isen't that bad...
Same happens with Dell as well. Most of the time Dell service center in Banglore would answer your call...I normally used to ask them about different things there not just the help that I needed.
Jira dai aaba homesick ness ghatauni upaye sikauna paryo hajur...
always lonely,
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 04-Aug-03 04:50 PM
good one jira dai..eheh liked the one about "influence" .....ktmrocks.com ma jana parcha aroo influences khojna!
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| thapap |
Posted
on 04-Aug-03 05:50 PM
jira jyu,
can you please advise on this asylum proceeding? I mean how do one file it?
all help will be appreciated.
thanls
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| hangu lama |
Posted
on 04-Aug-03 07:48 PM
very funny jira!
i'll definately make it to the concert. Heard the mahottari girls will be there too doing macarena nude. Maybe we'll get to strip down the babu band also.... to the bones for macarena.
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| ram prasad |
Posted
on 04-Aug-03 08:13 PM
man....this was hilarious.....i recently bought COMPAQ computer and something was wrong with it....so as usual i called the the help line...not only once but four time and you guess where it ended up.....banglore, madras, bombay.....CHAN, RAKESH, LATISH.....some other guys.....i was shocked to hear the indian tone and everytime i asked them where are they from....and they answer INDIA....same was the case with my American Express card customer service....it ended up in India and i was freaked out.....what if they go and shop around since they have all the details ( i guess)....i don't want to even pay the liabilty.......so....be afraid...... be very afraid.....
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 08:09 AM
THis is a very interesting topic infact. How do these company hire these people ?? WHat is the process, Isn't it possible to somehow establish links with companies like these and providepeople at home with some job oppurtunities, who have to stay unemployed regardless of being very good in the field of computer, due to all kinds of corruption.
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| jira |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 06:31 PM
lonely, homesick ghatawunu cha bhaney amrikan chywanpraash khanu parcha..bujhya ho? :-)
Oys, browsed that site, could not download any more influence.
Thapthap jyu.
>> can you please advise on this asylum proceeding? I mean how do one file it?
- Do not try this at home bhanera lekhchhu arko palta dekhi.
Hangu, narkankaal ta jhinchyaak cha ni oooo..., badhi lead khleera tyasto hba ta haina ? :-)
Ramprasad hajoor, aba Bill gates ni banarash janey rey retired life bitawuna...sunya matra ho...
Balmatlabji, aaaa..bhaigo chaaddeeem ..baru hami ni kholam paan dukaan amrikama..
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| punte |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 07:10 AM
Ha ha haha Funny Jira Funny...........
For Thapap ji
I heard there is a guy named something like Some Sitaula?? He is doing Phd on how to file asylum, may be you should contact him
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| Deep |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 08:22 AM
jiradai---thik chha la---aba aarko ni jawos---
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| Gunaraj |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 02:34 PM
Nice one jiraji!
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 04:41 PM
I hadn't opened this thread. Didn't know it's another hilarious piece from Jira ! Enjoyed every bit of it. Thank you, Jira ji.
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 05:17 PM
Jira Bro, hahaha! this is one of your best talk show.. We wanna see you hosting sajha talk show live!! Is it possible? Maybe you should come to sajha chat:P
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 07:28 PM
Haina Jira dai! haamro gauma aunuhunda ta esto hunuhuncha jasto lagyathiyena hajur ta sarai nai khappees hunuhundo rahecha baaa ma ta jilla pardai chu, biswaas nai lagya chaina ki tapai nai hunuhuncha bhanera...anyways yet another classic Jira!!
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