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| Shiva Shiva!! |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 08:31 AM
Tasbir afai bolcha!!!
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| (*)Y(*) |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 08:43 AM
dat's funny!!
car-toon? :)
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| tanas |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 08:45 AM
Hahahah,Child Beer????
You made my day Shiva Shiva, harey shiva...
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| Shiva Shiva!! |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 08:55 AM
I mean Picture.
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| (*)Y(*) |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 09:04 AM
where is that place? lol
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| Shiva Shiva!! |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 09:08 AM
Have you guys notice the 'SACHIB' in Truck??
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| KaLanKisthAn |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 09:17 AM
LOL, that's funny!!
"Sarkari thandi beer ki dukan" re. The store belongs to the government? haha... Singha durbar bhitra ho ki kyaa ho?
Feri "CHILD BEAR" re lau jaa ta. Must be "beer store" cum "pet shop". Buy either "chilled beer" or "child bear".
haha.. nice one!!!
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| deep |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 09:59 AM
ek tira matrai ho ra? kati tira lekhyani feri? "child bear"
maile kam ma tyo photo print garera kame-mitra harulai sodhya (hindi padhne chanasai chhaina) "la guess gara ta yo pasal ma ke kinne hola?" bhanera---somharu ta koi "toy" kinni hola rey---koi "pet -baby bear" kinni hola rey, koi "kta kti" khelne thau hola rey---
bhayo aba! "kta kti -hurkeka chahi" khelni chahi ali ali kata kata milchha ki jasto lagyo malai. :)
pachhi khas "dukan" ke ko ho bhanya ta somharu ta danga!
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| phateko_kattu |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 11:05 AM
Jabo CHILD BEER bhanne naam sunera yehan boka haru pyet michi-michi hasda raichan . Yiniharu ley duita Gaai ra yeuta Goru broad day light ma sadak ko bich ma gangbang gari ra dekhe bhane k garlan .????/
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 12:44 PM
Phateko Kattu!!!
Think before you speak, will ya?
You may think whatever you want to inside your head, but we are not boka, bakhri, chyangra or whatever taunting terms you could find in your personal Nepali pocket dictionary. If you can't respect others, then would you mind not replying either.
We are not here in sajha to be branded as boka, bakhra, chyangra and that's for sure!!
(No, I don't use excuses like 'in jest' when I am dead serious about the things I say)....
Thanks... !!!
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| phateko_kattu |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 01:00 PM
Kalankistan
FORK YOU
....In Jest ..:o)
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 01:08 PM
Phateko kattu,
GO FORK YOURSELF!!
Seriously!!
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| phateko_kattu |
Posted
on 05-Aug-03 07:56 PM
Kalankistan ,
How do I FORK myself ?
In Jest ....
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| Shiva Shiva!! |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 07:52 AM
Santa On the Controls
Wahe Guru &Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen:
This is your Captain 'James' Santa Singh welcoming you to
Punjab Airways.
We apologize for the two-day delay in taking off, owing to
bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the highway dhaba. This
is flight no. 9211(Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana. Landing in Ludhiana is not
guaranteed, but with luck we may even be landing directly on
your village.
Punjab Airways has a unique record for safety. In fact our
safety standards are so well known that even fully trained
terrorists and hijackers are afraid to fly with us.
It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over
90% of our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that
don't quite make it, Punjab Airways staff has all the requisite
experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be
happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request,
we can turn them off for your convenience. To make your free fall to
earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and biscuits.
For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who
can help you quickly find out whether God really exists.
We regret to inform you that today's in-flight movie will
not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But we will
be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from
the right side cabin windows. These windows have been removed for
your viewing convenience.
For passengers with sight problems, we have also put a pair
of binoculars under your seat.
As per the rules, smoking is not allowed on all Punjab
Airways flights over Punjab. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the
early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down. Life jackets are
placed under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available for the
aunties and swimming trunks for the uncles, for emergency water landings
on any of our five rivers.
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
take off and fasten your belts. For those of you who can't find a
seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those
of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with
Bubbly Kaur for your arrangement to sit on the bathroom seat. If you do sit
there,please do not flush frequently because it may result in
shortage of water we require for your tea.
I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend to
my nephew's wedding. But co-pilot Kaptan Singh will have
wireless access to me in case he needs flying instructions from time to time.
For an extra 500 rupees or two tandoori chickens, our attendant Bubbly Kaur will
allow you to come forward and occupy the captain's seat in the cockpit for 5
minutes each, for an extraordinary view.
Thank you once again for choosing to fly with Punjab Airways.
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| (*)Y(*) |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 08:40 AM
hahahhaha..shiva shiva...u made my day!!!!
The funniest part was.."But we will
be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from
the right side cabin windows." ...Imagine this..lmao!!!
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 06-Aug-03 09:33 AM
One Piece.. Shiva
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| Shiva Shiva!! |
Posted
on 19-Aug-03 07:27 AM
We always hear "the rules" from the female side, now here are The Rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Yes, these are all numbered "1" on
purpose!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it is up, put it
down. We need it up. You need it down. You don't hear us complaining when
you leave it down.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do! Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know bes! t how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of those ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, ex! pect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really!
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that. It's like camping.
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| Gandaki |
Posted
on 19-Aug-03 02:18 PM
hahahahaha... this is good..
but did you guys notice "Sachib" written in nepali in green truck...
"Sachib" truck parked in " sarkari thandi beer" pasal..... interesting
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| Sadabichar |
Posted
on 22-Aug-03 01:09 PM
Ready for some treats?
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| Thanda Beer |
Posted
on 22-Aug-03 01:33 PM
Hope the stuffing is snake meat.
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| Madhav |
Posted
on 23-Aug-03 11:37 PM
Saadi Mubarak!!!
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| hangu lama |
Posted
on 25-Aug-03 11:02 AM
wow! look at this....the owner's gone banana
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